Holmes The Polar Bear
@holmesthebear.bsky.social
51yr old male, 🇨🇦, gay, partnered, polar bear furry, doctor, nerd. Icon by @jaketbear.bsky.social
As soon as I figure out how to send helium filled balloons in the mail, I'll send that fine bear his gifts.
November 2, 2025 at 11:54 PM
As soon as I figure out how to send helium filled balloons in the mail, I'll send that fine bear his gifts.
Let the Polar Bear Week celebrations begin! Don't forget to send presents to all your favorite polar bears.
November 2, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Let the Polar Bear Week celebrations begin! Don't forget to send presents to all your favorite polar bears.
Happy belated birthday Bear! 🎂
October 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Happy belated birthday Bear! 🎂
It's National Raccoon Appreciation Day, so we should be nice to TeeOh and not tell him that he's completely wrong. Let him enjoy this one day and we'll all resume calling this month #Octobear tomorrow.
October 2, 2025 at 1:14 AM
It's National Raccoon Appreciation Day, so we should be nice to TeeOh and not tell him that he's completely wrong. Let him enjoy this one day and we'll all resume calling this month #Octobear tomorrow.
a) Dr. Trump
I've been racking my brain the past few days to figure out who I can trust to take away my Well Being, so thanks for this excellent suggestion. Now I just need to figure out how to deliver a VHS tape to the White House before the end of this week....
I've been racking my brain the past few days to figure out who I can trust to take away my Well Being, so thanks for this excellent suggestion. Now I just need to figure out how to deliver a VHS tape to the White House before the end of this week....
September 27, 2025 at 2:59 AM
a) Dr. Trump
I've been racking my brain the past few days to figure out who I can trust to take away my Well Being, so thanks for this excellent suggestion. Now I just need to figure out how to deliver a VHS tape to the White House before the end of this week....
I've been racking my brain the past few days to figure out who I can trust to take away my Well Being, so thanks for this excellent suggestion. Now I just need to figure out how to deliver a VHS tape to the White House before the end of this week....
I don't think I qualify to compete in Fat Bear Week because of the diet I've been on this year. Let me know when DadBod Bear Week starts, and I'm in!
September 23, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I don't think I qualify to compete in Fat Bear Week because of the diet I've been on this year. Let me know when DadBod Bear Week starts, and I'm in!
It's really a shame that I don't drink alcohol. This deal at the local pub sounds too good to pass up.
September 15, 2025 at 1:21 AM
It's really a shame that I don't drink alcohol. This deal at the local pub sounds too good to pass up.
BMO realizes the importance of one polar bear at least. This is the view from the window in my office...they built a bank right where I see them everyday in my peripheral vision when working at my desk. I couldn't stop myself from banking with them after all their not-so-subliminal messaging.
September 11, 2025 at 4:34 PM
BMO realizes the importance of one polar bear at least. This is the view from the window in my office...they built a bank right where I see them everyday in my peripheral vision when working at my desk. I couldn't stop myself from banking with them after all their not-so-subliminal messaging.
LOL! Sorry your financial institution isn't living up to your ursine banking needs.
My bank tricked me too. I thought the Bear Money Organiztion would have bear bank tellers in every branch...but it turns out the B in BMO doesn't stand for Bear! And their spokesbear is just a human in a bearsuit!!
My bank tricked me too. I thought the Bear Money Organiztion would have bear bank tellers in every branch...but it turns out the B in BMO doesn't stand for Bear! And their spokesbear is just a human in a bearsuit!!
September 11, 2025 at 3:07 AM
LOL! Sorry your financial institution isn't living up to your ursine banking needs.
My bank tricked me too. I thought the Bear Money Organiztion would have bear bank tellers in every branch...but it turns out the B in BMO doesn't stand for Bear! And their spokesbear is just a human in a bearsuit!!
My bank tricked me too. I thought the Bear Money Organiztion would have bear bank tellers in every branch...but it turns out the B in BMO doesn't stand for Bear! And their spokesbear is just a human in a bearsuit!!
Good point. I should have been suspicious when Google search told me that 1 polar bear + 1 polar bear = 523 polar bears.
That's obviously false, ursine fertility rates just aren't that high.
That's obviously false, ursine fertility rates just aren't that high.
August 20, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Good point. I should have been suspicious when Google search told me that 1 polar bear + 1 polar bear = 523 polar bears.
That's obviously false, ursine fertility rates just aren't that high.
That's obviously false, ursine fertility rates just aren't that high.
Coyote is unfortunate that bears can google how to count to 100.
August 20, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Coyote is unfortunate that bears can google how to count to 100.
Sounds like fun to me!
Okay, @levicoyote.bsky.social, I'm covering my eyes and counting to 100. You should probably start running towards a good Kananaskis Country hiding spot now.
Okay, @levicoyote.bsky.social, I'm covering my eyes and counting to 100. You should probably start running towards a good Kananaskis Country hiding spot now.
August 20, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Sounds like fun to me!
Okay, @levicoyote.bsky.social, I'm covering my eyes and counting to 100. You should probably start running towards a good Kananaskis Country hiding spot now.
Okay, @levicoyote.bsky.social, I'm covering my eyes and counting to 100. You should probably start running towards a good Kananaskis Country hiding spot now.
I so loved finding an accidental bear when I first opened Wolf of Withervale.
August 13, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I so loved finding an accidental bear when I first opened Wolf of Withervale.
Peter's pissed off at you too? That bear has a serious attitude problem. He needs to take up mediation or yoga or something.
August 13, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Peter's pissed off at you too? That bear has a serious attitude problem. He needs to take up mediation or yoga or something.
We're enjoying a fine maritime evening as Ashley MacIsaac performs at our local pub.
August 7, 2025 at 11:08 PM
We're enjoying a fine maritime evening as Ashley MacIsaac performs at our local pub.
Post not found?
Of course not!
Anyone who's watched me play football knows I always kick the ball straight in the net, never off the post.
Of course not!
Anyone who's watched me play football knows I always kick the ball straight in the net, never off the post.
July 29, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Post not found?
Of course not!
Anyone who's watched me play football knows I always kick the ball straight in the net, never off the post.
Of course not!
Anyone who's watched me play football knows I always kick the ball straight in the net, never off the post.
I'll be right over to help.
*prepares you a bear-sized serving of ramen*
*prepares you a bear-sized serving of ramen*
July 11, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I'll be right over to help.
*prepares you a bear-sized serving of ramen*
*prepares you a bear-sized serving of ramen*
I still don't know if I should trust these online quizzes. Surely my phone already knows that I'm polar based on my Google searches for seal-based restaurants and fur whitening products.
July 11, 2025 at 10:52 AM
I still don't know if I should trust these online quizzes. Surely my phone already knows that I'm polar based on my Google searches for seal-based restaurants and fur whitening products.
Coyotes are so mean to us bears.
Any ursines out there feel like joining me in chasing a certain coyote to teach him a lesson?
Any ursines out there feel like joining me in chasing a certain coyote to teach him a lesson?
July 10, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Coyotes are so mean to us bears.
Any ursines out there feel like joining me in chasing a certain coyote to teach him a lesson?
Any ursines out there feel like joining me in chasing a certain coyote to teach him a lesson?
I'm going to miss driving over this rusty ol' bridge every day. I suspect the new replacement bridge will be some drab looking structure.
June 22, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I'm going to miss driving over this rusty ol' bridge every day. I suspect the new replacement bridge will be some drab looking structure.
Cool, the local plant store is using pansexual pallets for pride month.
June 20, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Cool, the local plant store is using pansexual pallets for pride month.
While visiting my family in B.C. I came across this business in Chemainus with the best roof I've ever seen.
June 10, 2025 at 8:37 PM
While visiting my family in B.C. I came across this business in Chemainus with the best roof I've ever seen.
No, this is just how my fur stylist keeps me looking so bright white. As you can see, my natural fur color is more of an off-white.
May 13, 2025 at 7:41 PM
No, this is just how my fur stylist keeps me looking so bright white. As you can see, my natural fur color is more of an off-white.
Cuddles incoming!
May 13, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Cuddles incoming!
I'm an optomistic bear now. The Liberal candidate has caught up and has a 50 vote lead over the Conservative candidate in my riding, with 29,000 votes counted so far. Keeping all the fingers on all my paws crossed while I watch the rest of the vote come in.
April 29, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I'm an optomistic bear now. The Liberal candidate has caught up and has a 50 vote lead over the Conservative candidate in my riding, with 29,000 votes counted so far. Keeping all the fingers on all my paws crossed while I watch the rest of the vote come in.