The Hollywood Hustler
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Selling dreams, dodging scandals, and spilling just enough tea to keep the casting couch warm. Unapologetically climbing the ladder, one ethically questionable move at a time. 🎬✨
Before walking into the room, whisper to yourself, “They need me more than I need them.” Yes, you do this even if it’s a commercial for hemorrhoid cream. #AuditionMindset
February 3, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Before walking into the room, whisper to yourself, “They need me more than I need them.” Yes, you do this even if it’s a commercial for hemorrhoid cream. #AuditionMindset
Every actor has two personalities: The one that says, “I’m focusing on my craft,” and the one that Googles “how much does The Rock make per movie.
February 3, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Every actor has two personalities: The one that says, “I’m focusing on my craft,” and the one that Googles “how much does The Rock make per movie.
Carol Your Reel: "Sing your résumé as a Christmas carol at industry parties. ‘On the first day of casting, my agent gave to meeee, one callback for A24!’ 🎶 They'll never forget you. #ActorHacks #HollywoodSecrets
December 18, 2024 at 3:00 PM
Carol Your Reel: "Sing your résumé as a Christmas carol at industry parties. ‘On the first day of casting, my agent gave to meeee, one callback for A24!’ 🎶 They'll never forget you. #ActorHacks #HollywoodSecrets
People change, bro. I used to pay for ringtones, now my phone has been on do not disturb for 6 years
December 16, 2024 at 7:08 PM
People change, bro. I used to pay for ringtones, now my phone has been on do not disturb for 6 years
Good morning every except De’Vondre Campbell
December 13, 2024 at 12:50 PM
Good morning every except De’Vondre Campbell
Pro Tip: We all know Hollywood runs on caffeine. Sponsor your barista: slip her some cash to pass out your résumé with lattes. Producers and filmmakers need their coffee too—networking, one espresso shot at a time! #Actors #ActingLife #HollywoodSecrets #Marketing
December 12, 2024 at 9:34 PM
Pro Tip: We all know Hollywood runs on caffeine. Sponsor your barista: slip her some cash to pass out your résumé with lattes. Producers and filmmakers need their coffee too—networking, one espresso shot at a time! #Actors #ActingLife #HollywoodSecrets #Marketing
Lesson learned from Gremlins: never gift someone a pet.
December 11, 2024 at 5:59 AM
Lesson learned from Gremlins: never gift someone a pet.
Tim Allen’s The Santa Clause is the ultimate workplace horror story: Santa dies, and the North Pole crew doesn’t skip a beat. No mourning, no HR intervention—just “Congrats, you’re Santa, now here’s the suit.” #christmasmovie
December 11, 2024 at 5:49 AM
Tim Allen’s The Santa Clause is the ultimate workplace horror story: Santa dies, and the North Pole crew doesn’t skip a beat. No mourning, no HR intervention—just “Congrats, you’re Santa, now here’s the suit.” #christmasmovie
Jaws is a Christmas movie because there’s snow… on the TV static in the beach house. If that doesn’t scream “holiday vibes,” what does? #christmasmovie #holidayspirit #movies
December 10, 2024 at 2:14 PM
Jaws is a Christmas movie because there’s snow… on the TV static in the beach house. If that doesn’t scream “holiday vibes,” what does? #christmasmovie #holidayspirit #movies
Networking hack: Always 'accidentally' spill coffee on a producer at events. It's the perfect icebreaker and statistically proven to leave a lasting impression—preferably on their lap. #Networking #Acting #Actors #HollywoodSecrets
December 10, 2024 at 5:09 AM
Networking hack: Always 'accidentally' spill coffee on a producer at events. It's the perfect icebreaker and statistically proven to leave a lasting impression—preferably on their lap. #Networking #Acting #Actors #HollywoodSecrets
Pro Tip: Your next headshot. Hold a dog. Nothing screams 'bookable' like an actor who clearly has responsibilities. #Casting #actors #actinglife #protip
December 10, 2024 at 5:08 AM
Pro Tip: Your next headshot. Hold a dog. Nothing screams 'bookable' like an actor who clearly has responsibilities. #Casting #actors #actinglife #protip
Super Mario Party came out in 1998. I’m just gonna say it. “Told you so”
December 9, 2024 at 10:42 PM
Super Mario Party came out in 1998. I’m just gonna say it. “Told you so”
Actors underestimate the power of showing up in a limo for their callback. #casting #actors #actingtips #hollywoodsecrets
December 9, 2024 at 9:45 PM
Actors underestimate the power of showing up in a limo for their callback. #casting #actors #actingtips #hollywoodsecrets
I get mad. I want to get even. Then I remember I was born in the era when Steven Spielberg is making cinematic magic. #film #cinema #goodtimetobealive
December 9, 2024 at 8:45 PM
I get mad. I want to get even. Then I remember I was born in the era when Steven Spielberg is making cinematic magic. #film #cinema #goodtimetobealive
Wondering why Kevin's parents were never investigated?
December 9, 2024 at 8:14 PM
Wondering why Kevin's parents were never investigated?
I'll add one more to that: That time Jared Leto sent "gifts" to his Suicide Squad castmates. 😉
Things we don't mention in this household
James Cordon
Love, Actually
The Hobbit movies
The final series of Killing Eve
Michael Gove
James Cordon again
James Cordon
Love, Actually
The Hobbit movies
The final series of Killing Eve
Michael Gove
James Cordon again
December 9, 2024 at 7:01 PM
I'll add one more to that: That time Jared Leto sent "gifts" to his Suicide Squad castmates. 😉
Breaking into the biz is a number game. Everyone says it, but no one explains it. Acting is 10% talent, 90% convincing them you’re someone’s cousin. #HollywoodSecrets #ActingLife #CastingTips #Actors
December 9, 2024 at 6:54 PM
Breaking into the biz is a number game. Everyone says it, but no one explains it. Acting is 10% talent, 90% convincing them you’re someone’s cousin. #HollywoodSecrets #ActingLife #CastingTips #Actors
Agent Relationship Building Secrets: Agents love persistence. Email them at 2 AM with the subject line, ‘Why I’m Your Golden Ticket.’ Attach 12 of your TikToks. #Actors #ActingLife #FilmIndustry
December 9, 2024 at 6:50 PM
Agent Relationship Building Secrets: Agents love persistence. Email them at 2 AM with the subject line, ‘Why I’m Your Golden Ticket.’ Attach 12 of your TikToks. #Actors #ActingLife #FilmIndustry
Tips for landing the role: Forget headshots. Just DM the casting director a selfie captioned, ‘I’m the one you’re looking for. Let’s not waste time. #CastingSecrets #ActingLife #HollywoodInsider
December 9, 2024 at 6:48 PM
Tips for landing the role: Forget headshots. Just DM the casting director a selfie captioned, ‘I’m the one you’re looking for. Let’s not waste time. #CastingSecrets #ActingLife #HollywoodInsider
Pro Tip: Always cry during your audition. Even if it’s a comedy. Casting directors love "range" and love an emotional wildcard. #ActorsLife #CastingCallTips #HollywoodHustle
December 9, 2024 at 6:45 PM
Pro Tip: Always cry during your audition. Even if it’s a comedy. Casting directors love "range" and love an emotional wildcard. #ActorsLife #CastingCallTips #HollywoodHustle