hollynoats
@hollynhollynhollyn.bsky.social
Hollyn, 39, depressed ADHD gremlin. Published writer, editor, tutor, trying to make art in the face of fuck. She/they. Wear a mask. (All other social media: hollynoats)
One year anniversary of the time I accidentally took the most terrifying picture of my cat
January 27, 2026 at 5:59 AM
One year anniversary of the time I accidentally took the most terrifying picture of my cat
Just remembering that time my roommate got mad at me because I refused to eat food that had been sitting out for 8 hours 🙃
January 12, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Just remembering that time my roommate got mad at me because I refused to eat food that had been sitting out for 8 hours 🙃
I’d really love to know why The Traveling Wilburys have disappeared from Apple Music *and* Spotify.
January 4, 2026 at 9:46 PM
I’d really love to know why The Traveling Wilburys have disappeared from Apple Music *and* Spotify.
I’m so fucking glad Stranger Things is done, but I’m not glad I wasted two hours of my life watching that fuckin series finale 😩 it’s like they invited Oprah to the set and she was handing out bad monologues to everyone in sight.
January 2, 2026 at 1:26 AM
I’m so fucking glad Stranger Things is done, but I’m not glad I wasted two hours of my life watching that fuckin series finale 😩 it’s like they invited Oprah to the set and she was handing out bad monologues to everyone in sight.
I was refilling my water when I dropped the lid right as my barefooted roommate walked into the kitchen. The lid fell, rolled, and rested up against roommate’s toe.
This lid is now dead to me. There is no amount of washing that will remove that stain from it or my memory.
This lid is now dead to me. There is no amount of washing that will remove that stain from it or my memory.
December 26, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I was refilling my water when I dropped the lid right as my barefooted roommate walked into the kitchen. The lid fell, rolled, and rested up against roommate’s toe.
This lid is now dead to me. There is no amount of washing that will remove that stain from it or my memory.
This lid is now dead to me. There is no amount of washing that will remove that stain from it or my memory.
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A government that can officially declare that Jesus is your savior can just as easily declare the opposite.
Here’s the U.S. government being officially religious in a country with no official religion.
December 25, 2025 at 7:09 PM
A government that can officially declare that Jesus is your savior can just as easily declare the opposite.
I’m doing a thing with this splotch. I finally saw something in this last night and traced it out. We’ll see what happens lol I have no idea what I’m doing
December 25, 2025 at 11:46 AM
I’m doing a thing with this splotch. I finally saw something in this last night and traced it out. We’ll see what happens lol I have no idea what I’m doing
I’m not chewing on my lip, I’m microdosing cannibalism 💅🏻
December 14, 2025 at 8:44 AM
I’m not chewing on my lip, I’m microdosing cannibalism 💅🏻
Broken Egg Maker (b. 2023)
Eggussy
2025, broken egg on plastic
2.25x1.75”
Eggussy
2025, broken egg on plastic
2.25x1.75”
November 17, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Broken Egg Maker (b. 2023)
Eggussy
2025, broken egg on plastic
2.25x1.75”
Eggussy
2025, broken egg on plastic
2.25x1.75”
A bunch of heavy whipping cream splashed all over my hair and shirt and it looks like I’ve been having way more fun than I actually have been.
September 24, 2025 at 12:21 PM
A bunch of heavy whipping cream splashed all over my hair and shirt and it looks like I’ve been having way more fun than I actually have been.
This evening, I found out that a childhood friend has been a missing person since 2011. There is painfully little information about her disappearance and, despite information suggesting a robust investigation with extensive media coverage, I have found the complete opposite to be true.
September 21, 2025 at 7:28 AM
This evening, I found out that a childhood friend has been a missing person since 2011. There is painfully little information about her disappearance and, despite information suggesting a robust investigation with extensive media coverage, I have found the complete opposite to be true.
Yes, hi, hello. I’d like to mention that this is not my cat.
September 14, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Yes, hi, hello. I’d like to mention that this is not my cat.
the statue they wanna put up for lil old neck nazi
September 12, 2025 at 7:32 AM
the statue they wanna put up for lil old neck nazi
He was actually just overflowing with empathy, and this was simply his body’s way of detoxing.
September 10, 2025 at 11:57 PM
He was actually just overflowing with empathy, and this was simply his body’s way of detoxing.
I start singing Rhiannon every time I look at this spice jar.
August 31, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I start singing Rhiannon every time I look at this spice jar.
I feel like this 10 year old picture of my attempt at lunch sums up my life perfectly.
August 26, 2025 at 8:00 AM
I feel like this 10 year old picture of my attempt at lunch sums up my life perfectly.
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A dollar or a share will go a long way! Thanks for taking the time to read this.
Donate to Help Brenda Survive after Open Heart Surgery, organized by Jenna Reifenheiser
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gofund.me
August 16, 2025 at 4:07 AM
A dollar or a share will go a long way! Thanks for taking the time to read this.
I keep trying to Google different variations of “how to make realistic looking chicken legs”, “how to make fake chicken legs” and I keep getting recipes. Recipe after recipe. Clearly, I have to take matters into my own hands 😒 how annoying.
August 13, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I keep trying to Google different variations of “how to make realistic looking chicken legs”, “how to make fake chicken legs” and I keep getting recipes. Recipe after recipe. Clearly, I have to take matters into my own hands 😒 how annoying.
There’s some assbag in my town that wanders around and goes deep into homeless camps, filming everyone and everything there. Then he posts the videos on YouTube and a neighborhood chat group on Fb so all the other bigots in this town can talk about how they want a “hunting season” for the unhoused.
August 6, 2025 at 11:09 AM
There’s some assbag in my town that wanders around and goes deep into homeless camps, filming everyone and everything there. Then he posts the videos on YouTube and a neighborhood chat group on Fb so all the other bigots in this town can talk about how they want a “hunting season” for the unhoused.
I’m like an expectant father, running around last minute getting the nursery together before my fish wives have their children.
Did you know guppies are the rabbits of the water?
They are. Rabbits don’t have shit on guppies.
Did you know guppies are the rabbits of the water?
They are. Rabbits don’t have shit on guppies.
June 18, 2025 at 6:12 AM
I’m like an expectant father, running around last minute getting the nursery together before my fish wives have their children.
Did you know guppies are the rabbits of the water?
They are. Rabbits don’t have shit on guppies.
Did you know guppies are the rabbits of the water?
They are. Rabbits don’t have shit on guppies.
last night’s sky
June 18, 2025 at 12:43 AM
last night’s sky
I was falling asleep in my chair when my step-cat took a geriatric hot broccoli shit that, like smelling salts, sucked the nap right outta me. Hello, world. I am awake now.
June 18, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I was falling asleep in my chair when my step-cat took a geriatric hot broccoli shit that, like smelling salts, sucked the nap right outta me. Hello, world. I am awake now.
Ok, not gonna lie, I did slightly forget that I have this app 👀
June 13, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Ok, not gonna lie, I did slightly forget that I have this app 👀
So, who’s seeing this? I have a small number of people following me, bless your hearts, and I’m curious if you’re even real people.
As long as you know you’ve followed a queer, leftist (not liberal—lefter than that; keep going), mask-wearing, ADHD dumpster fire of a probably autistic misfit weirdo.
As long as you know you’ve followed a queer, leftist (not liberal—lefter than that; keep going), mask-wearing, ADHD dumpster fire of a probably autistic misfit weirdo.
May 12, 2025 at 10:26 AM
So, who’s seeing this? I have a small number of people following me, bless your hearts, and I’m curious if you’re even real people.
As long as you know you’ve followed a queer, leftist (not liberal—lefter than that; keep going), mask-wearing, ADHD dumpster fire of a probably autistic misfit weirdo.
As long as you know you’ve followed a queer, leftist (not liberal—lefter than that; keep going), mask-wearing, ADHD dumpster fire of a probably autistic misfit weirdo.