for reference i tried to read “midnight duet” because i thought it was really funny to have a hallmark-ass “where am i going to get the money to save my family business!” story where they also fuck nasty. ms “jen comfort” do you see yourself as an adult? is that what you think adults sound like?

i’m upset that seemingly the filthiest books available to read right now are also the most childish. and not because of pearl clutching over “what if a kid reads it”. whatever. kids can know about sex. i’m upset because you should be a strong enough reader that you can’t stomach shitty writing!

why does every character act like they’re ambiguously somewhere between the ages of 30 and 12!? do the people you know in your real life act and talk like that??? they shouldn’t! and if they do, find some better adults to hang around!!

girls why are we reading at a third grade level? these books are anti-feminist and it’s not because they’re full of evil fornication scenes it’s because they’re talking to you like you’re stupid!!!!!!!!!

I shouldn’t have said this because I’ve now been hit with the worst full face acne breakout of my life. going back home is dangerous to your health.