i tried to read one of those hallmark hetero smut books the girlies are always talking about online, and let me say: we are immediately shelving any of the popular discourse about the sexual content, we’ve got bigger fish to fry.

just like that? after I’ve been nothing but annoying to you?

you cant read auras stupid ass . you can barely read English

is there anything more “i’m the kid that moved to the city” than warning your family you only have oat milk when they ask for a cup of coffee.

genuinely terrifying that my physio needs me to work on my glutes because tbh this ass is so fat already that I have a hard time finding pants. girl please give a bitch a break.

why is kebab shop garlic sauce so extremely unmatched????

i just witnessed jethro reach into his backpack and pull out a ziplock bag containing a pop tart that had been crushed to smithereens.

I said “why do you have that in there?” and he sombrely said “wish I knew” before returning it to the backpack.

i’ve been very like, jovial and unabashed about my deep love of wrestling lately, but I did just realize I packed 2 different wrestling tshirts for a weekend back in my hometown. So like, it’s a good thing I’m hot.

after all this talk online about how bush is in, I BETTER NOT be the only hairy bitch on the beach again this summer.

my culture is not your costume, cowards.

jethro, as him and i watch a teen emo couple on a date in the park: “do you think she ever gets to talk?”

2025