Yanke Slime Goldjams
@hollrbonesjones.bsky.social
I think it’s a little off putting how many people want you to identify every little detail about yourself on this app. They could all use a little lesson about internet safety, honestly.
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It's MLSmas morning! Can't wait to find out what Garber Claus put under the tree and to dig into the honey glazed GAM for MLSmas dinner.
February 22, 2025 at 4:12 PM
It's MLSmas morning! Can't wait to find out what Garber Claus put under the tree and to dig into the honey glazed GAM for MLSmas dinner.
And it costs ways less than other sports packages so. Don't ruin this for me
FWIW (which I know is nothing): I LOVE having everything on Apple TV. No blackouts. I can watch everything I want to watch. They just need to promote it better.
They aren't doing legitimate marketing or promoting MLS as a serious league of its own. Yes, there's a draw to having Messi, but he's not the ONLY draw of the league.
December 15, 2024 at 10:57 PM
And it costs ways less than other sports packages so. Don't ruin this for me
FWIW (which I know is nothing): I LOVE having everything on Apple TV. No blackouts. I can watch everything I want to watch. They just need to promote it better.
They aren't doing legitimate marketing or promoting MLS as a serious league of its own. Yes, there's a draw to having Messi, but he's not the ONLY draw of the league.
this thing about MLS/Apple is just dumb. The problem is banking on Messi getting through the playoffs & forgetting to promote literally any other storylines.
I talked to a Rues fan who didn't realize that he was even playing for the Galaxy now, let alone that they were about to win the MLS Cup.
I talked to a Rues fan who didn't realize that he was even playing for the Galaxy now, let alone that they were about to win the MLS Cup.
December 15, 2024 at 10:55 PM
FWIW (which I know is nothing): I LOVE having everything on Apple TV. No blackouts. I can watch everything I want to watch. They just need to promote it better.
They aren't doing legitimate marketing or promoting MLS as a serious league of its own. Yes, there's a draw to having Messi, but he's not the ONLY draw of the league.
this thing about MLS/Apple is just dumb. The problem is banking on Messi getting through the playoffs & forgetting to promote literally any other storylines.
I talked to a Rues fan who didn't realize that he was even playing for the Galaxy now, let alone that they were about to win the MLS Cup.
I talked to a Rues fan who didn't realize that he was even playing for the Galaxy now, let alone that they were about to win the MLS Cup.
December 15, 2024 at 10:55 PM
They aren't doing legitimate marketing or promoting MLS as a serious league of its own. Yes, there's a draw to having Messi, but he's not the ONLY draw of the league.
this thing about MLS/Apple is just dumb. The problem is banking on Messi getting through the playoffs & forgetting to promote literally any other storylines.
I talked to a Rues fan who didn't realize that he was even playing for the Galaxy now, let alone that they were about to win the MLS Cup.
I talked to a Rues fan who didn't realize that he was even playing for the Galaxy now, let alone that they were about to win the MLS Cup.
December 15, 2024 at 10:54 PM
this thing about MLS/Apple is just dumb. The problem is banking on Messi getting through the playoffs & forgetting to promote literally any other storylines.
I talked to a Rues fan who didn't realize that he was even playing for the Galaxy now, let alone that they were about to win the MLS Cup.
I talked to a Rues fan who didn't realize that he was even playing for the Galaxy now, let alone that they were about to win the MLS Cup.
In the family man, nick cage’s character is happy and not necessarily a bad man before he attempts to help someone. And he’s repaid with regret for a life he never lived???
I have a sequel in my mind called “the business man” where we see the other side
I have a sequel in my mind called “the business man” where we see the other side
December 13, 2024 at 11:46 PM
In the family man, nick cage’s character is happy and not necessarily a bad man before he attempts to help someone. And he’s repaid with regret for a life he never lived???
I have a sequel in my mind called “the business man” where we see the other side
I have a sequel in my mind called “the business man” where we see the other side
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Reconnecting with the Twitter homies on Bluesky
November 20, 2024 at 7:32 AM
Reconnecting with the Twitter homies on Bluesky
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It’s so hard telling if your parents are showing early signs of dementia if they’ve always been out of their fucking minds
November 16, 2024 at 5:31 PM
It’s so hard telling if your parents are showing early signs of dementia if they’ve always been out of their fucking minds
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Did Brad Guzan and Dax McCarty break Messi?
November 15, 2024 at 3:43 PM
Did Brad Guzan and Dax McCarty break Messi?
Against my will, i was late to tune into the belgium/italy game and it is no surprise italy has already scored lol
November 14, 2024 at 8:08 PM
Against my will, i was late to tune into the belgium/italy game and it is no surprise italy has already scored lol
Tim Onion came through, I truly needed this hilarious news right now 😘👌
Let me clarify: Stand by for the funniest news you’ve ever heard in your entire life.
November 14, 2024 at 3:41 PM
Tim Onion came through, I truly needed this hilarious news right now 😘👌
I’m sad to leave behind some of my greatest tweets like “hot old man gets gross young girl” and “kurt cobain never heard the blue album” or “me texting my boss: am i stinky” etc
November 13, 2024 at 6:38 PM
I’m sad to leave behind some of my greatest tweets like “hot old man gets gross young girl” and “kurt cobain never heard the blue album” or “me texting my boss: am i stinky” etc