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NEW: Hegseth is deploying Marines against U.S. citizens. Mayor Bass says to know your rights :
June 9, 2025 at 8:28 PM
NEW: Hegseth is deploying Marines against U.S. citizens. Mayor Bass says to know your rights :
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If you're a Marine or other service member being mobilized to Los Angeles and you'd like to apply for conscientious objector status, call the GI Rights Hotline to get some guidance on your options:
1-877-447-4487
1-877-447-4487
June 9, 2025 at 9:08 PM
If you're a Marine or other service member being mobilized to Los Angeles and you'd like to apply for conscientious objector status, call the GI Rights Hotline to get some guidance on your options:
1-877-447-4487
1-877-447-4487
Stop telling me I'm your sunshine & your light. That I make you happy. We all know the sun gives light because its on fucking fire. I'm burning up. No clouds to hide behind when you "shine a light on so many", that's what they tell me I do for everyone. Just once someone be my sunshine. Just for me.
April 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Stop telling me I'm your sunshine & your light. That I make you happy. We all know the sun gives light because its on fucking fire. I'm burning up. No clouds to hide behind when you "shine a light on so many", that's what they tell me I do for everyone. Just once someone be my sunshine. Just for me.
You can turn panic into a picnic if you bring sandwiches.
April 14, 2025 at 10:00 PM
You can turn panic into a picnic if you bring sandwiches.
It's a plaid kind of day.
March 13, 2025 at 8:53 PM
It's a plaid kind of day.
Me: "What is all over the kitchen? Why does it reek of onions??
Kid: "Determine what makes you cry, then punch it."
M: "Why did you need an onion?"
K: "To make me cry so I could punch it."
M: *Confused noises* ???
K: "It's part of my training."
I'm terrified.
Kid: "Determine what makes you cry, then punch it."
M: "Why did you need an onion?"
K: "To make me cry so I could punch it."
M: *Confused noises* ???
K: "It's part of my training."
I'm terrified.
March 13, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Me: "What is all over the kitchen? Why does it reek of onions??
Kid: "Determine what makes you cry, then punch it."
M: "Why did you need an onion?"
K: "To make me cry so I could punch it."
M: *Confused noises* ???
K: "It's part of my training."
I'm terrified.
Kid: "Determine what makes you cry, then punch it."
M: "Why did you need an onion?"
K: "To make me cry so I could punch it."
M: *Confused noises* ???
K: "It's part of my training."
I'm terrified.
It's only 10 a.m. Why is it still today?
March 12, 2025 at 1:59 PM
It's only 10 a.m. Why is it still today?
Today I am a Nope.
March 11, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Today I am a Nope.
Today Imma tugboat. Just chuggin along trying to get my shit done with a smile. Smoke, cough, sputter. Choo Choo, folks.
March 6, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Today Imma tugboat. Just chuggin along trying to get my shit done with a smile. Smoke, cough, sputter. Choo Choo, folks.
Today I think Im gonna be a jar of bees. Leave me alone or I'll break and destroy your world in a thousand small ways.
March 4, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Today I think Im gonna be a jar of bees. Leave me alone or I'll break and destroy your world in a thousand small ways.
I am the ambience. Now shut up.
March 4, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I am the ambience. Now shut up.
Jut give me a million dollars and a cheesecake. Is that really too much to ask?
March 4, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Jut give me a million dollars and a cheesecake. Is that really too much to ask?
Today I am a goat. Just grass, jumping around and headbutting anyone who gets too close.
March 3, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Today I am a goat. Just grass, jumping around and headbutting anyone who gets too close.
I tried turning it off and on again, but reality still sucks.
March 1, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I tried turning it off and on again, but reality still sucks.
Today Imma be a tick. I wanna bite the people that piss me off and leave behind a lifelong suffering in the form of a disease.
February 28, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Today Imma be a tick. I wanna bite the people that piss me off and leave behind a lifelong suffering in the form of a disease.
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Whatever the mental health equivalent of a staph infection is, I have a lot of that
February 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Whatever the mental health equivalent of a staph infection is, I have a lot of that
Today I am an owl. Just screech, screech..... hoot.... swooooooosh...
February 27, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Today I am an owl. Just screech, screech..... hoot.... swooooooosh...
Leopards are eating your face? Gonna lose your job cuz of it? No, you can't use my neosporin. I need it cuz the fuckers are eating all our faces too. Thanks for that.
February 24, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Leopards are eating your face? Gonna lose your job cuz of it? No, you can't use my neosporin. I need it cuz the fuckers are eating all our faces too. Thanks for that.
Its heartbreaking to watch someone who you knew to be so strong and wise, dissolve into dementia. My mother in law, ya'll. Better to me than my own mother. This might be what breaks me.
February 20, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Its heartbreaking to watch someone who you knew to be so strong and wise, dissolve into dementia. My mother in law, ya'll. Better to me than my own mother. This might be what breaks me.
It was not soup. Didn't taste bad, but it was definitely not soup.
February 19, 2025 at 11:26 PM
It was not soup. Didn't taste bad, but it was definitely not soup.
Kitchen thoughts... Bone up on the French revolution. Again. Bit obsessed with it lately, truth to tell.
February 19, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Kitchen thoughts... Bone up on the French revolution. Again. Bit obsessed with it lately, truth to tell.
Is it pork chop casserole, or is it soup? This and more at 7.
February 19, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Is it pork chop casserole, or is it soup? This and more at 7.