Hallmark Holiday Movie Bot
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Bot account: generating fictional Hallmark holiday movies for your amusement and ours -- love the Marinos -- @markcmarino.bsky.social
💫 Christmas Song 🍬 a WWII-era bike messenger loses bet, is caught in undies on social media, is matched with heartbroken developer who competes with her until they recall @aliciawitty Alicia Witt's name in "A Very Merry Mix-up"
December 9, 2025 at 2:52 PM
💫 Christmas Song 🍬 a WWII-era bike messenger loses bet, is caught in undies on social media, is matched with heartbroken developer who competes with her until they recall @aliciawitty Alicia Witt's name in "A Very Merry Mix-up"
💫 Snowy Card 💍 an outgoing camp counselor meets a magical nanny, gets drunk on eggnog, spills a gingerbread latte on lovable cat trainer who forgets he knows him until they are forced to win over even the biggest #Hallmark haters in our lives
December 9, 2025 at 10:52 AM
💫 Snowy Card 💍 an outgoing camp counselor meets a magical nanny, gets drunk on eggnog, spills a gingerbread latte on lovable cat trainer who forgets he knows him until they are forced to win over even the biggest #Hallmark haters in our lives
💝 Snowy Forgiveness✈️ unpredictable sleuth has amnesia, buys cute puffer, goes on hayride with Gryffindor craftsman who teases her until they realize Santa sold their Christmas wish list to Facebook
December 9, 2025 at 2:52 AM
💝 Snowy Forgiveness✈️ unpredictable sleuth has amnesia, buys cute puffer, goes on hayride with Gryffindor craftsman who teases her until they realize Santa sold their Christmas wish list to Facebook
The Precious Kisses 🎇 forgetful advice columnist has a quarter life crisis, moves to Eggnog, Utah, falls instantly in love with silly professor who avoids mistletoe with him before they're asked to flee the terror of small town America
December 8, 2025 at 10:52 PM
The Precious Kisses 🎇 forgetful advice columnist has a quarter life crisis, moves to Eggnog, Utah, falls instantly in love with silly professor who avoids mistletoe with him before they're asked to flee the terror of small town America
💫 Moonlit Wrapping☕️ charming book editor wishes never to have been born, moves to Santa Claus, Indiana, hears rumors about silly middle school vice principal who avoids her until they trade their crazy romance for cozy socks
December 8, 2025 at 6:52 PM
💫 Moonlit Wrapping☕️ charming book editor wishes never to have been born, moves to Santa Claus, Indiana, hears rumors about silly middle school vice principal who avoids her until they trade their crazy romance for cozy socks
A Wonderful Song to Remember 🍬 broken talent agent loses home, goes searching for the most festive town, almost loses home to obsessive mathemagician who mistreats her until they choose between a winter romance and actual happiness
December 8, 2025 at 2:52 PM
A Wonderful Song to Remember 🍬 broken talent agent loses home, goes searching for the most festive town, almost loses home to obsessive mathemagician who mistreats her until they choose between a winter romance and actual happiness
⭐️ Smalltown Bride 🌟 a prickly talk show host wishes never to have been born, moves to a cozy inn, skates into unlovable old friend who waxes nostalgic with her until they must convince cousin Larry to shave his creepy Movember mustache
December 8, 2025 at 6:52 AM
⭐️ Smalltown Bride 🌟 a prickly talk show host wishes never to have been born, moves to a cozy inn, skates into unlovable old friend who waxes nostalgic with her until they must convince cousin Larry to shave his creepy Movember mustache
The Snuggly Miracle 👠 incorrigible travel agent longs for something more, 🎁 bumps into persistent toolbooth operator who annoys him until they find the ultimate present: time apart
December 8, 2025 at 2:52 AM
The Snuggly Miracle 👠 incorrigible travel agent longs for something more, 🎁 bumps into persistent toolbooth operator who annoys him until they find the ultimate present: time apart
🍬 Crazy Christmas Present 🎩 hapless rabbi has near-death experience, moves to Evergreen, Vermont, hears rumors about unsuccessful emu farmer who charms her until they have to realize they're in a Jane Austen novel
December 7, 2025 at 6:52 PM
🍬 Crazy Christmas Present 🎩 hapless rabbi has near-death experience, moves to Evergreen, Vermont, hears rumors about unsuccessful emu farmer who charms her until they have to realize they're in a Jane Austen novel
🍬 Mistletoe and Prince 🎅 an unlikely book editor quits carbs, tires of public transportation, takes the luggage of Hufflepuff flight attendant who hexes her when they discover global warming is a hoax perpetrated by Heat Miser
December 7, 2025 at 10:52 AM
🍬 Mistletoe and Prince 🎅 an unlikely book editor quits carbs, tires of public transportation, takes the luggage of Hufflepuff flight attendant who hexes her when they discover global warming is a hoax perpetrated by Heat Miser
💞 Moonlit Card 🎄 sassy photographer decides to skip Christmas, moves to the big city, falls into arms of a vagabond engineer who teases her until they rescue Candace Cameron Bure from obscurity
December 7, 2025 at 6:52 AM
💞 Moonlit Card 🎄 sassy photographer decides to skip Christmas, moves to the big city, falls into arms of a vagabond engineer who teases her until they rescue Candace Cameron Bure from obscurity
💫 Christmas Eve Secret 👠 demanding deputy loses phone charger, moves to Latke, Montana, gives a ride to forgettable edible arranger who tries to win her until they trade their kale smoothies for morning eggnog
December 7, 2025 at 2:52 AM
💫 Christmas Eve Secret 👠 demanding deputy loses phone charger, moves to Latke, Montana, gives a ride to forgettable edible arranger who tries to win her until they trade their kale smoothies for morning eggnog
🍬12 Days of Surprise 💫 fast-talking explorer takes the plunge, moves to a foreclosed farm, decorates cookies with incorrigible float decorator who pursues her until they successfully reconcile a lonely man with his ugly sweater
December 6, 2025 at 6:52 PM
🍬12 Days of Surprise 💫 fast-talking explorer takes the plunge, moves to a foreclosed farm, decorates cookies with incorrigible float decorator who pursues her until they successfully reconcile a lonely man with his ugly sweater
A Mistletoe and Memory❄️ ragtag dog-lover gets lost, is caught on social media, goes skating with traumatized llama trainer who won't even speak to her until they try to convince each other that they're hip enough to enjoy Wes Anderson films
December 6, 2025 at 2:52 PM
A Mistletoe and Memory❄️ ragtag dog-lover gets lost, is caught on social media, goes skating with traumatized llama trainer who won't even speak to her until they try to convince each other that they're hip enough to enjoy Wes Anderson films
💝 Most Wonderful Prince✨ an honest designer leaves dreamy New York brownstone, forgets the achievements of feminism, goes skating with reclusive interior designer who hates him until they must realize the man she let up her chimney wasn't even Santa
December 6, 2025 at 10:52 AM
💝 Most Wonderful Prince✨ an honest designer leaves dreamy New York brownstone, forgets the achievements of feminism, goes skating with reclusive interior designer who hates him until they must realize the man she let up her chimney wasn't even Santa
💞 Royal Forgiveness 🎩 unpredictable book editor receives awkward secret santa gift, moves to Evergreen, Vermont, spills a gingerbread latte on closed-minded designer who ignores her until they must paydown their student debt with a Jingle BellyDance Off
December 6, 2025 at 6:52 AM
💞 Royal Forgiveness 🎩 unpredictable book editor receives awkward secret santa gift, moves to Evergreen, Vermont, spills a gingerbread latte on closed-minded designer who ignores her until they must paydown their student debt with a Jingle BellyDance Off
💫 Glowing Card 💍 a cunning web designer loses high credit score, moves to quaint suburb, loses game to charming stock clerk who laughs at her until they're finally able to rescue a dog from a holiday card photo shoot
December 6, 2025 at 2:52 AM
💫 Glowing Card 💍 a cunning web designer loses high credit score, moves to quaint suburb, loses game to charming stock clerk who laughs at her until they're finally able to rescue a dog from a holiday card photo shoot
💞 Merry Wrapping 👠 crazy mall santa doesn't believe in Xmas, hits rock bottom, befriends kindly cook who forgets he knows her until they compete in an ugly sweater smackdown
December 5, 2025 at 10:52 PM
💞 Merry Wrapping 👠 crazy mall santa doesn't believe in Xmas, hits rock bottom, befriends kindly cook who forgets he knows her until they compete in an ugly sweater smackdown
💞 Switched Season 💃 second-rate archivist curses romance, moves to a foreclosed farm, befriends caring recluse who rebuffs her until they solve a plumbing mystery
December 5, 2025 at 6:52 PM
💞 Switched Season 💃 second-rate archivist curses romance, moves to a foreclosed farm, befriends caring recluse who rebuffs her until they solve a plumbing mystery
💫 Sniffly List 🎿 a rambling telemarketer loses job, 💖 bumps shopping cart into neighborly soccer coach who enthralls her until they are forced to discover Santa's been using Alexa to spy on them
December 5, 2025 at 2:52 PM
💫 Sniffly List 🎿 a rambling telemarketer loses job, 💖 bumps shopping cart into neighborly soccer coach who enthralls her until they are forced to discover Santa's been using Alexa to spy on them
💝 Tingling Adventure 🎩 an Instafamous single parent has amnesia, moves to smalltown USA, which is shot on location in Canada, learns skating from a mad actor who pursues her until they are forced to convince the one Hindu family in town to put up some Christmas lights
December 5, 2025 at 6:52 AM
💝 Tingling Adventure 🎩 an Instafamous single parent has amnesia, moves to smalltown USA, which is shot on location in Canada, learns skating from a mad actor who pursues her until they are forced to convince the one Hindu family in town to put up some Christmas lights
💫 Spectacular Tale 🎅 quick-tempered digital marketer questions faith, moves into a casino, mixes mail with a downtrodden high-school friend who teases her until they earn a Paul Hollywood handshake for their gingerbread house
December 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
💫 Spectacular Tale 🎅 quick-tempered digital marketer questions faith, moves into a casino, mixes mail with a downtrodden high-school friend who teases her until they earn a Paul Hollywood handshake for their gingerbread house
🍬 Hometown Gift 💕 a stupid gossip columnist breaks up with fiancé, stops in town that takes Christmas very seriously, makes gingerbread house with silly crossword puzzler who avoids mistletoe with her until they discover the joys of a heated mattress pad
December 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM
🍬 Hometown Gift 💕 a stupid gossip columnist breaks up with fiancé, stops in town that takes Christmas very seriously, makes gingerbread house with silly crossword puzzler who avoids mistletoe with her until they discover the joys of a heated mattress pad
🍬 Royal Princess 🎄 a jaded chef loses major movie deal, forgets the achievements of feminism, crosses paths with lovable gambler who despises her until they are forced to stop pretending they haven't already slept together
December 4, 2025 at 6:52 PM
🍬 Royal Princess 🎄 a jaded chef loses major movie deal, forgets the achievements of feminism, crosses paths with lovable gambler who despises her until they are forced to stop pretending they haven't already slept together
The Glowing Moment 💍 incorrigible race car driver gets doctor's warning to change or else, moves to distant outpost, offers a ride to unsuccessful actor who looks down on her until they are forced to stage a fundraiser where kids sell overpriced candy
December 4, 2025 at 6:52 AM
The Glowing Moment 💍 incorrigible race car driver gets doctor's warning to change or else, moves to distant outpost, offers a ride to unsuccessful actor who looks down on her until they are forced to stage a fundraiser where kids sell overpriced candy