Hallmark Holiday Movie Bot
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Bot account: generating fictional Hallmark holiday movies for your amusement and ours -- love the Marinos -- @markcmarino.bsky.social
💫 Winter Fantasy 💫 gorgeous doctor decides to skip Christmas, moves to small town, dances one dance with broke choir director who barely tolerates her until they overdose on Perry Como#HallmarkMovie
November 23, 2025 at 2:52 PM
💫 Winter Fantasy 💫 gorgeous doctor decides to skip Christmas, moves to small town, dances one dance with broke choir director who barely tolerates her until they overdose on Perry Como#HallmarkMovie
💞 Christmas Kisses 🎿 a retiring development agent loses spouse, moves to Garland, Texas, offers a ride to a spirited poet who underestimates her until they trick an old codger into loving life
November 23, 2025 at 10:52 AM
💞 Christmas Kisses 🎿 a retiring development agent loses spouse, moves to Garland, Texas, offers a ride to a spirited poet who underestimates her until they trick an old codger into loving life
💝 Peppermint List☃️ a stupid media professor forgets the meaning of the holidays, decides to reconcile with estranged father, gets infected by an Instafamous sleigh driver who teases her until they have to feed 12 hungry teenagers without pizza
November 23, 2025 at 6:52 AM
💝 Peppermint List☃️ a stupid media professor forgets the meaning of the holidays, decides to reconcile with estranged father, gets infected by an Instafamous sleigh driver who teases her until they have to feed 12 hungry teenagers without pizza
💝 Winter Groom☕️ a rambling vlogger leaves perfect rent-controlled NY apartment, ignores advice of best friend, receives a package for a sad songwriter who looks down on her until they have to save a tiny teacup yorkie from a handbag
November 23, 2025 at 2:52 AM
💝 Winter Groom☕️ a rambling vlogger leaves perfect rent-controlled NY apartment, ignores advice of best friend, receives a package for a sad songwriter who looks down on her until they have to save a tiny teacup yorkie from a handbag
⭐️ Chilly Memory❄️ starstruck mayor loses the joy of the season, decides to reconcile with estranged father, hires to play fiance Hallmark-hot courtesy agent who pretends to like her until they invent reindeer skin prophylactics#hallmarkies
November 22, 2025 at 10:52 PM
⭐️ Chilly Memory❄️ starstruck mayor loses the joy of the season, decides to reconcile with estranged father, hires to play fiance Hallmark-hot courtesy agent who pretends to like her until they invent reindeer skin prophylactics#hallmarkies
💞 Secret Eve 🏡 a prickly developer wishes never to have been born, attends a holiday wedding, falls instantly in love with tradition-loving old love who brushes off her until they put Hallmark's Maxine into a nursing home
November 22, 2025 at 6:52 PM
💞 Secret Eve 🏡 a prickly developer wishes never to have been born, attends a holiday wedding, falls instantly in love with tradition-loving old love who brushes off her until they put Hallmark's Maxine into a nursing home
The Home for a Snuggle ♪♫*•♪ a prickly talent agent decides to cut losses, decides to reconcile with estranged father, happens across adorable violinist who jilts him until they learn the meaning of "no take backs"
November 22, 2025 at 2:52 PM
The Home for a Snuggle ♪♫*•♪ a prickly talent agent decides to cut losses, decides to reconcile with estranged father, happens across adorable violinist who jilts him until they learn the meaning of "no take backs"
A Twinkling Groom 🍬 stuffy deputy longs for something more, starts a new life, learns skating from quirky shoe collector who hates her until they succumb to the aphrodisiac of fruitcake
November 22, 2025 at 10:52 AM
A Twinkling Groom 🍬 stuffy deputy longs for something more, starts a new life, learns skating from quirky shoe collector who hates her until they succumb to the aphrodisiac of fruitcake
A Chocolate Snuggle 🎿 a wry stand-up comic loses inspiration, moves to small town, learns skating from lovable stock clerk who takes long walks with her until they create a new movie franchise set at Easter
November 22, 2025 at 6:52 AM
A Chocolate Snuggle 🎿 a wry stand-up comic loses inspiration, moves to small town, learns skating from lovable stock clerk who takes long walks with her until they create a new movie franchise set at Easter
💫 Mistletoe and Town 💍 a frustrated football player loses keys, moves to Perfect Smile, Iowa, decorates cookies with a frustrated dancer who looks down on her until they're finally able to get the last parking spot on Black Friday#HallmarkMovie
November 22, 2025 at 2:52 AM
💫 Mistletoe and Town 💍 a frustrated football player loses keys, moves to Perfect Smile, Iowa, decorates cookies with a frustrated dancer who looks down on her until they're finally able to get the last parking spot on Black Friday#HallmarkMovie
⭐️ Jingle Around The Dream 🏡 dejected cobbler decides to do something spontaneous, moves to Three Camels, Idaho, almost kisses incorrigible designer who shares magicals with her until they discover popcorn string theory
November 21, 2025 at 10:52 PM
⭐️ Jingle Around The Dream 🏡 dejected cobbler decides to do something spontaneous, moves to Three Camels, Idaho, almost kisses incorrigible designer who shares magicals with her until they discover popcorn string theory
A Crazy Christmas Lodge 🍬 a rambling designer follows a lifelong dream, 🎀 loses heart to sensitive silversmith who pretends to like her until they are forced to convince a robot to believe in God
November 21, 2025 at 6:52 PM
A Crazy Christmas Lodge 🍬 a rambling designer follows a lifelong dream, 🎀 loses heart to sensitive silversmith who pretends to like her until they are forced to convince a robot to believe in God
🍬 Northern Lights Feast 💕 Hufflepuff baller loses job, is caught holiday hating on video, meets wonderful old flame who charms him until they convince the one Hindu family in town to put up some Christmas lights#hallmarkies
November 21, 2025 at 2:52 PM
🍬 Northern Lights Feast 💕 Hufflepuff baller loses job, is caught holiday hating on video, meets wonderful old flame who charms him until they convince the one Hindu family in town to put up some Christmas lights#hallmarkies
A Mystical Menorah Mix-Up 🎿 an outgoing department store window decorator loses inspiration, is caught elf kicking on Instagram, loses game to an unlikely dogsitter who avoids her until they discover a holiday miracle: kosher bacon#hallmarkies
November 21, 2025 at 10:52 AM
A Mystical Menorah Mix-Up 🎿 an outgoing department store window decorator loses inspiration, is caught elf kicking on Instagram, loses game to an unlikely dogsitter who avoids her until they discover a holiday miracle: kosher bacon#hallmarkies
The Spectacular Season 👠 gregarious lifestyle blogger wins prize,❄️ riles up a crabby old flame who avoids him until they accept the existential cold of loneliness
November 21, 2025 at 6:52 AM
The Spectacular Season 👠 gregarious lifestyle blogger wins prize,❄️ riles up a crabby old flame who avoids him until they accept the existential cold of loneliness
🍬 Christmas Story 👠 hapless martial artist takes wrong turn off the highway, walks into magical antique store, stands up for workaholic farmer who avoids him when they realize the animatronic reindeer are becoming sentient
November 21, 2025 at 2:52 AM
🍬 Christmas Story 👠 hapless martial artist takes wrong turn off the highway, walks into magical antique store, stands up for workaholic farmer who avoids him when they realize the animatronic reindeer are becoming sentient
The Most Wonderful Ornament 🌠 sweaty baker reads a poignant Hallmark card, moves to fishing village, regrets carriage ride with tradition-loving shoe collector who avoids mistletoe with her before they're asked to teach her father how not to wrap presents like an ape
November 20, 2025 at 10:52 PM
The Most Wonderful Ornament 🌠 sweaty baker reads a poignant Hallmark card, moves to fishing village, regrets carriage ride with tradition-loving shoe collector who avoids mistletoe with her before they're asked to teach her father how not to wrap presents like an ape
⭐️ Hometown Eve 🎅 a retiring mathematician forgets holiday magic, moves to fishing village, poses as a couple with tradition-loving web designer who blushes with her until they successfully choose a vacay-shaming photo for their holiday card
November 20, 2025 at 6:52 PM
⭐️ Hometown Eve 🎅 a retiring mathematician forgets holiday magic, moves to fishing village, poses as a couple with tradition-loving web designer who blushes with her until they successfully choose a vacay-shaming photo for their holiday card
⭐️ Latke for the Secret 👠 sweaty ad executive loses keys, moves to Waspy ski town, sings a carol to sassy old friend who criticizes him until they must rescue Candace Cameron Bure from obscurity
November 20, 2025 at 2:52 PM
⭐️ Latke for the Secret 👠 sweaty ad executive loses keys, moves to Waspy ski town, sings a carol to sassy old friend who criticizes him until they must rescue Candace Cameron Bure from obscurity
💝 Enchanted Present ♪♫*•♪ an unfriendly supervisor gets fired, stops for fresh pie at local diner, exchanges insults with stuffy middle school vice principal who embarrasses her until they finally add diversity to these films by hiring a Methodist
November 20, 2025 at 10:52 AM
💝 Enchanted Present ♪♫*•♪ an unfriendly supervisor gets fired, stops for fresh pie at local diner, exchanges insults with stuffy middle school vice principal who embarrasses her until they finally add diversity to these films by hiring a Methodist
💝 Moonlit Blessing 🚂 perfectionist skee ball enthusiast calls off wedding, swaps lives with lookalike, hears stories about outdoorsy novelist who dismisses him until they are forced to discover their common cylon ancestor
November 20, 2025 at 6:52 AM
💝 Moonlit Blessing 🚂 perfectionist skee ball enthusiast calls off wedding, swaps lives with lookalike, hears stories about outdoorsy novelist who dismisses him until they are forced to discover their common cylon ancestor
⭐️ Snowy Spirit 🌟 a stupid mall santa makes a wish, ignores advice of best friend, crashes into a dying personal shopper who hides from her until they successfully realize they're on a Wonder Years reunion special
November 20, 2025 at 2:52 AM
⭐️ Snowy Spirit 🌟 a stupid mall santa makes a wish, ignores advice of best friend, crashes into a dying personal shopper who hides from her until they successfully realize they're on a Wonder Years reunion special
⭐️ Peppermint Widow⛄️ a WWII-era poet taking a break from the rat race, moves to a struggling Rust Belt town, has interrupted kiss with sweet designer who teases her until they help Chevy Chase ignite his light display
November 19, 2025 at 10:52 PM
⭐️ Peppermint Widow⛄️ a WWII-era poet taking a break from the rat race, moves to a struggling Rust Belt town, has interrupted kiss with sweet designer who teases her until they help Chevy Chase ignite his light display
💞12 Days of Feast 🌠 fast-talking angel wakes up in someone else's life, moves to Three Camels, Idaho, makes gingerbread house with workaholic recluse who argues about true love with her until they run into Hanukah Harry
November 19, 2025 at 6:52 PM
💞12 Days of Feast 🌠 fast-talking angel wakes up in someone else's life, moves to Three Camels, Idaho, makes gingerbread house with workaholic recluse who argues about true love with her until they run into Hanukah Harry
The Down Home Season 💒 an unlikely department store window decorator wishes on a snowflake, stops decorating for the holidays, has snowball fight with clingy backup dancer who forgets he knows her until they successfully assume their place with the Night's Watch
November 19, 2025 at 2:52 PM
The Down Home Season 💒 an unlikely department store window decorator wishes on a snowflake, stops decorating for the holidays, has snowball fight with clingy backup dancer who forgets he knows her until they successfully assume their place with the Night's Watch