You paid for Paul Simon but you can’t pay for Paul Rudd?

Champagne, holy water, or Delta City-sized rails of cocaine

I see one on my run at least once a week and I give him dirty looks. One time he tried to roll down his window to say something to me and accidentally rolled down the rear window instead. It was awesome

We used to get that from our local Indian place until they stopped using their own delivery drivers and it started taking an hour plus to get here

That sounds good as hell. I make jerk cauliflower tacos with coconut milk that does the same.

It is vegan, but I put a shit ton of vegan butter in it so it’s not that healthy.

I think so. They put the recipe on the back of the Chex boxes this time of year