...and Vice President. Love the makeup, bros.

Methinks thou doth protest too much.
Glass houses and all.

Stop playing whitehouse and release the files, wankers. You started it.

You underestimated your 'bros' and 'gals.'

#ReleaseTheFiles
#InvestInMaybelline

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Typically used to describe self-destructive actions that appear bold or attention-grabbing but ultimately cause chaos or failure.

Usage:
“Boy, he really trum-pedoed that presentation—went off-script, insulted everyone's intelligence, and still acted like he won the deal.”

#trum-pedo

trum-pedo (verb, slang, pejorative)
trum·pe·do /ˈtrʌmˌpiːdoʊ/

Definition:
To recklessly sabotage or derail something—especially through brash overconfidence, denial of facts, or performative bravado—often while claiming success or blaming others.

#trum-pedo

Oh yes, I see the one, single, only typo now... Really good catch. Now that's an eye🦵for detail

Las Vegas seems no longer a dream, but a sad memory of a 'location.'
That's deep, man.

And poor Hawaii, too. The whole East Coast, really.

On behalf of all Toms everywhere, mr. Ho-man, you're officially banned from using the name Tom. You must go by your last name, sir, which is much more fitting.

Oh, can we see the mugshots of all people captured who have MS-13 tattooed on their faces please-what do you mean you don't take mugshots?

If bullies take kids' lunch money...

And the GOP takes kids' lunch money...
🤔

Ohhhhh. Huh.

Embarrassed ICE Goons:

"Damned GPS.
We were headed to McCarthy Park!

Guys... let's move out. Siri's confused again.

Hold ✊. Watch your six. Toddler behind the horse's ass!"

#McCarthyism #TheCrucible
#NotCool

(AP Photo/Damian Dovarganes)👇

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By all means, let's talk about whether to gold leaf the moldings or not.
#gold

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"Damned GPS.
We were headed to McCarthy Park!

Guys... let's move out. Siri's confused again.

Hold ✊. Watch your six. Toddler behind the horse's ass."

#McCarthyism
#TheCrucible

‪
"Damned GPS.
We were headed to McCarthy Park!

Guys... let's move out. Siri's confused again.

Hold ✊. Watch your six. Toddler behind the horse's ass."

#McCarthyism
#TheCrucible