HoldForTom
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hi, I'm Tom.
Hold for Tom...
hi, I'm Tom...
...and Vice President. Love the makeup, bros.
Methinks thou doth protest too much.
Glass houses and all.
Stop playing whitehouse and release the files, wankers. You started it.
You underestimated your 'bros' and 'gals.'
#ReleaseTheFiles
#InvestInMaybelline
Methinks thou doth protest too much.
Glass houses and all.
Stop playing whitehouse and release the files, wankers. You started it.
You underestimated your 'bros' and 'gals.'
#ReleaseTheFiles
#InvestInMaybelline
July 26, 2025 at 7:56 PM
...and Vice President. Love the makeup, bros.
Methinks thou doth protest too much.
Glass houses and all.
Stop playing whitehouse and release the files, wankers. You started it.
You underestimated your 'bros' and 'gals.'
#ReleaseTheFiles
#InvestInMaybelline
Methinks thou doth protest too much.
Glass houses and all.
Stop playing whitehouse and release the files, wankers. You started it.
You underestimated your 'bros' and 'gals.'
#ReleaseTheFiles
#InvestInMaybelline
...in Nigerian slang, "maga" is a term used to describe someone who is easily fooled, a sucker, or a victim of a scam...
Huh.
I'm thinking a certain *somebody* got one of those Nigerian prince emails
#TheMagaSaga
Huh.
I'm thinking a certain *somebody* got one of those Nigerian prince emails
#TheMagaSaga
July 21, 2025 at 1:48 PM
...in Nigerian slang, "maga" is a term used to describe someone who is easily fooled, a sucker, or a victim of a scam...
Huh.
I'm thinking a certain *somebody* got one of those Nigerian prince emails
#TheMagaSaga
Huh.
I'm thinking a certain *somebody* got one of those Nigerian prince emails
#TheMagaSaga
I've been thinking.
If a person goes around lighting fires, they're eventually going to get burned. Statistically, right?
They may get to be the arsonist AND the firefighter for a while. Maybe a long while.
But a day will come when his fire hose isn't as long as he thinks it is.
#SmallHose
If a person goes around lighting fires, they're eventually going to get burned. Statistically, right?
They may get to be the arsonist AND the firefighter for a while. Maybe a long while.
But a day will come when his fire hose isn't as long as he thinks it is.
#SmallHose
July 19, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I've been thinking.
If a person goes around lighting fires, they're eventually going to get burned. Statistically, right?
They may get to be the arsonist AND the firefighter for a while. Maybe a long while.
But a day will come when his fire hose isn't as long as he thinks it is.
#SmallHose
If a person goes around lighting fires, they're eventually going to get burned. Statistically, right?
They may get to be the arsonist AND the firefighter for a while. Maybe a long while.
But a day will come when his fire hose isn't as long as he thinks it is.
#SmallHose
Maybe always trying to "Make" people do stuff is not so great??? Seems a little creepy.
#MakeAmericaWhatNow
#MakeAmericaWhatNow
July 15, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Maybe always trying to "Make" people do stuff is not so great??? Seems a little creepy.
#MakeAmericaWhatNow
#MakeAmericaWhatNow
Dude.
The jig is up.
People need to grab a parachute while there are still some left.
The jig is up.
People need to grab a parachute while there are still some left.
July 14, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Dude.
The jig is up.
People need to grab a parachute while there are still some left.
The jig is up.
People need to grab a parachute while there are still some left.
Isn't this the same guy who said, "like if they have MS-13 tattooed on their face"?
Does this mean I can't have this tattoo that says
"Ho-man is an A-Hole" on my face? I wish somebody woulda told me that.
Does this mean I can't have this tattoo that says
"Ho-man is an A-Hole" on my face? I wish somebody woulda told me that.
“Based on their physical appearance”
Trump kidnapping czar Tom Homan admits their Gestapo agents are being trained to racially profile brown people
(without probable cause, crimes committed, warrants, etc.)
Trump kidnapping czar Tom Homan admits their Gestapo agents are being trained to racially profile brown people
(without probable cause, crimes committed, warrants, etc.)
July 14, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Isn't this the same guy who said, "like if they have MS-13 tattooed on their face"?
Does this mean I can't have this tattoo that says
"Ho-man is an A-Hole" on my face? I wish somebody woulda told me that.
Does this mean I can't have this tattoo that says
"Ho-man is an A-Hole" on my face? I wish somebody woulda told me that.
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Best reason to go off the record.
October 12, 2024 at 5:00 AM
Best reason to go off the record.
So...
If bullies take kids' lunch money.
And the GOP takes kids' lunch money...
🤔
Ohhhhh.
If bullies take kids' lunch money.
And the GOP takes kids' lunch money...
🤔
Ohhhhh.
July 9, 2025 at 4:30 AM
So...
If bullies take kids' lunch money.
And the GOP takes kids' lunch money...
🤔
Ohhhhh.
If bullies take kids' lunch money.
And the GOP takes kids' lunch money...
🤔
Ohhhhh.
Unlimited Time Only! 1:22:12
If I could direct everyone's attention to forward through and begin watching at 1:22:12 for an amazing 2nd grade-level history lesson with a bonus mini-course on picture frames and interior design. Please don't hold, take a listen!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2d8...
If I could direct everyone's attention to forward through and begin watching at 1:22:12 for an amazing 2nd grade-level history lesson with a bonus mini-course on picture frames and interior design. Please don't hold, take a listen!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2d8...
LIVE: President Trump holds cabinet meeting at the White House
YouTube video by FOX 35 Orlando
www.youtube.com
July 9, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Unlimited Time Only! 1:22:12
If I could direct everyone's attention to forward through and begin watching at 1:22:12 for an amazing 2nd grade-level history lesson with a bonus mini-course on picture frames and interior design. Please don't hold, take a listen!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2d8...
If I could direct everyone's attention to forward through and begin watching at 1:22:12 for an amazing 2nd grade-level history lesson with a bonus mini-course on picture frames and interior design. Please don't hold, take a listen!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2d8...
"Damned GPS.
We were headed to McCarthy Park!
Guys... let's move out. Siri's confused again.
Hold ✊. Watch your six. Toddler behind the horse's ass."
#McCarthyism
#TheCrucible
We were headed to McCarthy Park!
Guys... let's move out. Siri's confused again.
Hold ✊. Watch your six. Toddler behind the horse's ass."
#McCarthyism
#TheCrucible
Los Angeles residents were outraged after dozens of federal agents marched through MacArthur Park, in one of the city’s most immigrant-heavy neighborhoods. Homeland Security officials said it was an immigration enforcement operation, though it was unclear if anyone had been arrested. trib.al/JYW5IsU
July 8, 2025 at 9:07 PM
"Damned GPS.
We were headed to McCarthy Park!
Guys... let's move out. Siri's confused again.
Hold ✊. Watch your six. Toddler behind the horse's ass."
#McCarthyism
#TheCrucible
We were headed to McCarthy Park!
Guys... let's move out. Siri's confused again.
Hold ✊. Watch your six. Toddler behind the horse's ass."
#McCarthyism
#TheCrucible
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And that’s why all peace loving citizens should support Ukraine!🇺🇦 👇
July 6, 2025 at 10:57 PM
And that’s why all peace loving citizens should support Ukraine!🇺🇦 👇
If the minority of our country is in power...
Does that make them DEI hires?
Huh.
If the minority of our country is in power...
Does that make them DEI hires?
Huh.
July 6, 2025 at 2:44 PM
If the minority of our country is in power...
Does that make them DEI hires?
Huh.
If the minority of our country is in power...
Does that make them DEI hires?
Huh.
Just thinking out loud here, not posting it...
Is it just me or does the GOP have the BEST makeup people?
It's almost like they worked on the Killer new bill they passed, too.
Who says you can't put lipstick on a pig?
(No offense to pigs)
Hold for Tom please...
#MikeIsBlushing
#BestConcealer
Is it just me or does the GOP have the BEST makeup people?
It's almost like they worked on the Killer new bill they passed, too.
Who says you can't put lipstick on a pig?
(No offense to pigs)
Hold for Tom please...
#MikeIsBlushing
#BestConcealer
July 5, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Just thinking out loud here, not posting it...
Is it just me or does the GOP have the BEST makeup people?
It's almost like they worked on the Killer new bill they passed, too.
Who says you can't put lipstick on a pig?
(No offense to pigs)
Hold for Tom please...
#MikeIsBlushing
#BestConcealer
Is it just me or does the GOP have the BEST makeup people?
It's almost like they worked on the Killer new bill they passed, too.
Who says you can't put lipstick on a pig?
(No offense to pigs)
Hold for Tom please...
#MikeIsBlushing
#BestConcealer
So, let me just.... hang on a sec. Where's the damn lighter? Ah, got it.
Fire up the grill. Call it "Freedom."
Congress passed the BIG pork bill.
Better not knowing what's in that hot dog, huh?
Maybe I could crack open a cold Freedom Lite™, too?
Hold please...
#FreedomLite
#BigPorkBill
Fire up the grill. Call it "Freedom."
Congress passed the BIG pork bill.
Better not knowing what's in that hot dog, huh?
Maybe I could crack open a cold Freedom Lite™, too?
Hold please...
#FreedomLite
#BigPorkBill
July 4, 2025 at 11:59 PM
So, let me just.... hang on a sec. Where's the damn lighter? Ah, got it.
Fire up the grill. Call it "Freedom."
Congress passed the BIG pork bill.
Better not knowing what's in that hot dog, huh?
Maybe I could crack open a cold Freedom Lite™, too?
Hold please...
#FreedomLite
#BigPorkBill
Fire up the grill. Call it "Freedom."
Congress passed the BIG pork bill.
Better not knowing what's in that hot dog, huh?
Maybe I could crack open a cold Freedom Lite™, too?
Hold please...
#FreedomLite
#BigPorkBill
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Ground beef and ice cream hit their highest prices on record since the 1980s. Miller Lite and Coors Light six-packs are up more than 13%. Cookout essentials like aluminum foil, grill tools, and sunscreen saw hikes between 6% and 18%.
www.axios.com/2025/07/03/j...
www.axios.com/2025/07/03/j...
Fourth of July cookout: Food prices increase because of Trump tariffs, report finds
Tariffs and trade tensions are pushing up the cost of summer cookouts, according to a congressional report.
www.axios.com
July 4, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Ground beef and ice cream hit their highest prices on record since the 1980s. Miller Lite and Coors Light six-packs are up more than 13%. Cookout essentials like aluminum foil, grill tools, and sunscreen saw hikes between 6% and 18%.
www.axios.com/2025/07/03/j...
www.axios.com/2025/07/03/j...
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Mike Johnson: “Our rights do not come from government, but from God himself”
Well, then healthcare shouldn’t be based on work either.
Well, then healthcare shouldn’t be based on work either.
July 3, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Mike Johnson: “Our rights do not come from government, but from God himself”
Well, then healthcare shouldn’t be based on work either.
Well, then healthcare shouldn’t be based on work either.
Sen. Graham (lawyer, politician) just said Americans are taxed too much, but...
His math?
"Jesus wants 10%!"
That's right. He just invoked Jesus' "cut" to defend tax breaks for billionaires.
Jesus has flipped over tables for less.
Tom is floored.
#WWJD #NotoriousBIGbill
#JesusGets10
His math?
"Jesus wants 10%!"
That's right. He just invoked Jesus' "cut" to defend tax breaks for billionaires.
Jesus has flipped over tables for less.
Tom is floored.
#WWJD #NotoriousBIGbill
#JesusGets10
July 1, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Sen. Graham (lawyer, politician) just said Americans are taxed too much, but...
His math?
"Jesus wants 10%!"
That's right. He just invoked Jesus' "cut" to defend tax breaks for billionaires.
Jesus has flipped over tables for less.
Tom is floored.
#WWJD #NotoriousBIGbill
#JesusGets10
His math?
"Jesus wants 10%!"
That's right. He just invoked Jesus' "cut" to defend tax breaks for billionaires.
Jesus has flipped over tables for less.
Tom is floored.
#WWJD #NotoriousBIGbill
#JesusGets10
TITLE XI Ways and Means
Cuts IRS funding (again): Makes it harder to audit wealthy tax dodgers — and delays your refund.
Cancels unused COVID aid: Still needed in schools, hospitals, and local safety nets
Ties Medicaid to job status: If you’re too sick to work…you lose your healthcare
and...
TITLE XI Ways and Means
Cuts IRS funding (again): Makes it harder to audit wealthy tax dodgers — and delays your refund.
Cancels unused COVID aid: Still needed in schools, hospitals, and local safety nets
Ties Medicaid to job status: If you’re too sick to work…you lose your healthcare
and...
July 1, 2025 at 4:56 AM
TITLE XI Ways and Means
Cuts IRS funding (again): Makes it harder to audit wealthy tax dodgers — and delays your refund.
Cancels unused COVID aid: Still needed in schools, hospitals, and local safety nets
Ties Medicaid to job status: If you’re too sick to work…you lose your healthcare
and...
TITLE XI Ways and Means
Cuts IRS funding (again): Makes it harder to audit wealthy tax dodgers — and delays your refund.
Cancels unused COVID aid: Still needed in schools, hospitals, and local safety nets
Ties Medicaid to job status: If you’re too sick to work…you lose your healthcare
and...
hi, it's Tom. They're still having their Vote-o-Rama over there in the Senate tonight. Even if it passes there, it still goes back to the House.
We have time to understand and see if we agree. I'm tackling another section tonight.
Rolling up my sleeves. Hold please....
#CongressDoYourJob #HR1
We have time to understand and see if we agree. I'm tackling another section tonight.
Rolling up my sleeves. Hold please....
#CongressDoYourJob #HR1
July 1, 2025 at 4:03 AM
hi, it's Tom. They're still having their Vote-o-Rama over there in the Senate tonight. Even if it passes there, it still goes back to the House.
We have time to understand and see if we agree. I'm tackling another section tonight.
Rolling up my sleeves. Hold please....
#CongressDoYourJob #HR1
We have time to understand and see if we agree. I'm tackling another section tonight.
Rolling up my sleeves. Hold please....
#CongressDoYourJob #HR1
If I wanted to be manipulated and taken advantage of, I'd call my family.
If I wanted to do Congress's job, I'd have run for Congress.
For once, I want to wake up, go to my own job without worrying if they're doing theirs.
Tom needs coffee.
Please hold.
#HoldForTom #coffee
#wepaycongress
If I wanted to be manipulated and taken advantage of, I'd call my family.
If I wanted to do Congress's job, I'd have run for Congress.
For once, I want to wake up, go to my own job without worrying if they're doing theirs.
Tom needs coffee.
Please hold.
#HoldForTom #coffee
#wepaycongress
June 30, 2025 at 4:36 PM
If I wanted to be manipulated and taken advantage of, I'd call my family.
If I wanted to do Congress's job, I'd have run for Congress.
For once, I want to wake up, go to my own job without worrying if they're doing theirs.
Tom needs coffee.
Please hold.
#HoldForTom #coffee
#wepaycongress
If I wanted to be manipulated and taken advantage of, I'd call my family.
If I wanted to do Congress's job, I'd have run for Congress.
For once, I want to wake up, go to my own job without worrying if they're doing theirs.
Tom needs coffee.
Please hold.
#HoldForTom #coffee
#wepaycongress
Next up: tax brackets, budget cuts, and whatever this thing is with job requirements.
Tom needs sleep.
☎️🤳Hello? Who's there?
Oh hey, Democracy! Can you hold?
Part two in the morning.
Please hold...
#HoldForTom
Tom needs sleep.
☎️🤳Hello? Who's there?
Oh hey, Democracy! Can you hold?
Part two in the morning.
Please hold...
#HoldForTom
June 30, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Next up: tax brackets, budget cuts, and whatever this thing is with job requirements.
Tom needs sleep.
☎️🤳Hello? Who's there?
Oh hey, Democracy! Can you hold?
Part two in the morning.
Please hold...
#HoldForTom
Tom needs sleep.
☎️🤳Hello? Who's there?
Oh hey, Democracy! Can you hold?
Part two in the morning.
Please hold...
#HoldForTom