Holden Caulfield
@holdencaulfield69.bsky.social
Writer of smut with an affinity for g!p Quinn Fabray.
https://archiveofourown.org/users/HC69/pseuds/HC69
https://archiveofourown.org/users/HC69/pseuds/HC69
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nothing but the finest satin for your Valentine (your dick)
February 14, 2025 at 11:43 PM
nothing but the finest satin for your Valentine (your dick)
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gonna put on a white glove to jack off its valentines day baby
February 14, 2025 at 11:31 PM
gonna put on a white glove to jack off its valentines day baby
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Holden Caulfield has a blocklist called “Phonies” and we’re all on it.
January 13, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Holden Caulfield has a blocklist called “Phonies” and we’re all on it.
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Never forget the time I suggested using Threatening Music Notation posts to talk to your crush and somebody tried it
January 19, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Never forget the time I suggested using Threatening Music Notation posts to talk to your crush and somebody tried it
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Send me dead flowers by the US mail
Send me dead flowers to my wedding
And I won't forget to put roses on your grave..
#DeadFlowers #photography #EastCoastKin
📷
Send me dead flowers to my wedding
And I won't forget to put roses on your grave..
#DeadFlowers #photography #EastCoastKin
📷
January 19, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Send me dead flowers by the US mail
Send me dead flowers to my wedding
And I won't forget to put roses on your grave..
#DeadFlowers #photography #EastCoastKin
📷
Send me dead flowers to my wedding
And I won't forget to put roses on your grave..
#DeadFlowers #photography #EastCoastKin
📷
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Why be unhappy when you can be horny
January 20, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Why be unhappy when you can be horny
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If at any point today you are tempted to give in to despair I suggest instead sending me a picture of your boobs. 💜
January 20, 2025 at 8:52 PM
If at any point today you are tempted to give in to despair I suggest instead sending me a picture of your boobs. 💜
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I once used two sets of em dashes and a semicolon in one sentence and I have never felt so alive
January 14, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I once used two sets of em dashes and a semicolon in one sentence and I have never felt so alive
AO3 is undergoing maintenance? 😫
January 14, 2025 at 11:54 PM
AO3 is undergoing maintenance? 😫
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When the wrist cramps but you push through it because you want that dopamine release.
January 11, 2025 at 3:16 AM
When the wrist cramps but you push through it because you want that dopamine release.
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all art is made from spite or horniness, and a computer cannot be spiteful or horny, so a computer should never make art
January 8, 2025 at 3:17 PM
all art is made from spite or horniness, and a computer cannot be spiteful or horny, so a computer should never make art