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Hog of the Future
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Canadian. Asexual. Lutheran. Autistic. He/him.
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A waiter asks three people at a table what they want to drink. All three order a bloody Mary. Bloody Mary then appears at the table and asks for a water.
October 31, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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I have voted in the Edmonton municipal election.
A round, yellow sticker with a white circle with an x in it and the words I showed up.
October 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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A picture of a wizard casting a spell. It is labelled "I release your curse. You have permanently won the game."
October 19, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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I don't know why, but I thought of these two panels.
Dick Grayson talking to Alfred. Dick says "Bruce has forbidden me to be Robin on my own. He'd be mad if I disobeyed." Alfred says "True. And he would be furious if I aided you" Alfred and Dick both run off. Alfred says "I'll get the car warmed up." Dick says "And I'll get into my costume"
October 2, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Reminds me of this
A tea stand with a banner saying Chai GPT Chai GPT (genuinely pure tea) enhanced with AI (Adrak & ilaichi)
October 1, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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A tweet by Pen Gwen With LC The autistic trait that bites me in the ass most frequently is my impenetrable belief that if I show people the truth they will believe me.
September 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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I'm reminded of this webcomic from several years back.
A Harry Potter webcomic. A girl says "He did it. He caught the snitch. The game is over? A boy asks "what? Why?" The girl says "when the seeker gets a hold of the snitch, the game ends." The boy asks "but why when they catch the snitch?" The girl says "because everyone wants it caught and it's very difficult to do so." The boy asks "but why?" After some silence, the girl says, "the snitch knows why" Everyone starts beating the snitch. The snitch says "nooo! I did what I did to survive on the inside"
September 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Kangaskhan
September 6, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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Mulder from The X-Files Scully from Brooklyn 99
September 3, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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A black and white photo of Captain Janeway dressed as Arachnia.
August 27, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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A pokemon called Chikorita
August 25, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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A picture of Robert Kennedy and John F Kennedy. John F. Kennedy says, "we should start a band, Robert." Robert responds, "great idea John. What should we call it?"
August 13, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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A tweet that says "Talking to Mom about movies we've seen lately Mom: I saw a really good one! Forget what it was called, but I remember it was in Japanese, and set in WWII and it was about a soldier who comes home and takes in a woman and her child Me: ...And was Godzilla there? Mom: oh yeah!"
August 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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The title screen to Sonic the Hedgehog 2, with Sonic and Tails standing in the logo.
August 7, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Mildly related
A tweet from the Washington State department of natural resources. It says "made a playlist for your weekend hike." A spotify playlist is shown. The playlist is called "songs people on the trail want to hear from your Bluetooth speaker." The playlist is empty.
August 3, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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I'm not sure if this entirely applies to you. It does to me.
A tweet that says "the autistic trait that bites me in the ass most frequently is my impenetrable belief that if I show people the truth they will believe me"
August 3, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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There's a Riverdale comic I want to read. I've only seen one page of it.
A comic page where Jughead from the show Riverdale switches places with Jughead from Archie Comics
July 23, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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Sherlock Holmes, played by Jeremy Brett
July 15, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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I've seen people complain that he's not hairy enough.
A picture of Leonard Nimoy as Spock. He is shirtless and his chest is hairy. A picture of Ethan Peck as Spock. He is shirtless and his chest is smooth.
July 13, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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A tweet by Chappell Ellison Now that Lego puts all their instruction books out there for free, something I've been really into is looking for builds people make out of found pieces. A picture of a multicolour millenium falcon.
July 3, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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A picture of a cat. The label says "I'm done complaining about the cold. I'm ready to complain about the heat"
June 28, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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I'm fond of this flag because it hangs in my church.
A flag with diagonal progress pride colours that says "you are loved"
June 27, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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A tweet by Kesha @kesharose Ok ok ok so who's the one who found out tik Tok was written about Star trek?
June 17, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Dev Patel as Gawain with a fox in front of him. The fox is howling.
June 16, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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We think my cat might be part Maine coon.
A fluffy grey cat on a bookshelf.
June 4, 2025 at 6:55 PM