Kinda feel like this album should have a subordinate title like "1989, or The Year I learned how to shit". And then followed up by "1991, or the year I was toilet trained"

If this guy added two more X's to his name he could be in porno's.

Already got a title for you "Boot Licker"

On Saturday I got to test drive a kei truck and all I'm thinking about is the next time I get to drive one. Which could be anytime if I buy one. They're pretty big piles tho.

Realizing in many places in Asheville there's no storm drains and we're just relying on gravity in some cases. That doesn't always work out. I'm afraid this entire shopping center is about to fall into the river

Thinking about how a Michael Jackson's pet chimpanzee, Bubbles is 43 three years old. He's seen some shit, but hopefully is living his best life at an ape sanctuary in sunny Florida.

This wood pecker cake is technically vegan friendly as it uses agar agar instead of gelatin. However the label explicitly says not fit for human consumption which is a little disappointing.

Probably not the safest thing to have a space heater plugged into a non GFCI outlet under a sink.. but at least your pipes aren't frozen. This is a food co-op not the genius bar.

Dog I saw today compared to the Big Dogs logo.

Thinking about Bowie's Thin White Duke period where he was primarily consuming milk and cocaine. In a drug induced psychosis he became obsessed with fascist ideology. Why do many drug induced psychosises end with an adoption of fascism. We should study this.

Poor cell phone reception in the mountains means I'm going back to burning CDs again. Purchased a CD wallet for the first time in 20 years

Hate the internet. I had an itchy butt crack so I googled it and it's like: "maybe you have worms" and I'm like "i definitely don't" anyway my skins no longer tolerating my favorite soap

(1/2) The Smith's were integral to my teenage years, but haven't had any my collection because I more or less stopped listening to Morrissey as he went further to the right. While I think his nationalist politics are gross I think it's important to acknowledge he'd be nothing without the...

Been really thinking about the phrase "Jorking it" a lot. So when I parked my car next a mailbox with the graffiti tag "jork it," it felt like a message from the divine.

Someone kept saying "big rock" in my conference call. It's business lingo for something I don't understand. The only big rock I respect is big rock trail in DuPont State Forest