Hoggg Crank'r
@hoggg-crankr.bsky.social
Silverback gorilla with autism
Child labor, good for the economy 2025?
September 2, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Child labor, good for the economy 2025?
Some guy just totally clogged the toilet at Ingles, washed his ass and walked out whistling like he didn't just do something absolutely horrific
August 29, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Some guy just totally clogged the toilet at Ingles, washed his ass and walked out whistling like he didn't just do something absolutely horrific
It's kinda weird people think the president controls pricing, cos like then they'd just make it lower. Easy win. But what is there's a global conspiracy to keep people poor. Think about it man.
August 17, 2025 at 10:25 PM
It's kinda weird people think the president controls pricing, cos like then they'd just make it lower. Easy win. But what is there's a global conspiracy to keep people poor. Think about it man.
Bumping piss tapes
August 17, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Bumping piss tapes
I just know when people are going to be difficult at the coffee shop
August 11, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I just know when people are going to be difficult at the coffee shop
Kinda feel like this album should have a subordinate title like "1989, or The Year I learned how to shit". And then followed up by "1991, or the year I was toilet trained"
August 6, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Kinda feel like this album should have a subordinate title like "1989, or The Year I learned how to shit". And then followed up by "1991, or the year I was toilet trained"
A lot of people think I'm into hardcore cos I know a lot about it. Nah I just grew up around a lot of hardcore heads. It's my second most despised genre music the first is probably that stomp clap bullshit
August 6, 2025 at 5:28 PM
A lot of people think I'm into hardcore cos I know a lot about it. Nah I just grew up around a lot of hardcore heads. It's my second most despised genre music the first is probably that stomp clap bullshit
One time I saw someone wearing a T-shirt of a regional ska/punk record label and I was like oh hey are you from? And they looked at me like a fucking dingus and was like no I just like the bands. That is the last time I try to make small talk.
August 6, 2025 at 5:22 PM
One time I saw someone wearing a T-shirt of a regional ska/punk record label and I was like oh hey are you from? And they looked at me like a fucking dingus and was like no I just like the bands. That is the last time I try to make small talk.
Really hate when I see gen z's wearing a T-shirt from some emo revival band one my friends was in. Cos I could say "yea I used to walk home in the snow with that guy, and they'd burn their demo to CD-R, which was in style at the time"
August 6, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Really hate when I see gen z's wearing a T-shirt from some emo revival band one my friends was in. Cos I could say "yea I used to walk home in the snow with that guy, and they'd burn their demo to CD-R, which was in style at the time"
The guys installing my HVAC system are doing Austin Powers impersonations while operating power tools.
August 6, 2025 at 2:27 PM
The guys installing my HVAC system are doing Austin Powers impersonations while operating power tools.
At my local food coop there's a guy who works there but I've only ever seen him in the parking lot.
I found out he's the bouncer who checks to see if you're not wearing deodorant. If you are, he gives you the option of leaving or a safe smudge.
I found out he's the bouncer who checks to see if you're not wearing deodorant. If you are, he gives you the option of leaving or a safe smudge.
June 20, 2025 at 5:05 PM
At my local food coop there's a guy who works there but I've only ever seen him in the parking lot.
I found out he's the bouncer who checks to see if you're not wearing deodorant. If you are, he gives you the option of leaving or a safe smudge.
I found out he's the bouncer who checks to see if you're not wearing deodorant. If you are, he gives you the option of leaving or a safe smudge.
If this guy added two more X's to his name he could be in porno's.
Already got a title for you "Boot Licker"
Already got a title for you "Boot Licker"
June 20, 2025 at 1:35 PM
If this guy added two more X's to his name he could be in porno's.
Already got a title for you "Boot Licker"
Already got a title for you "Boot Licker"
List of forbidden meat: bald eagle, owl, panda, if I think of more I'll let you know
June 13, 2025 at 2:49 AM
List of forbidden meat: bald eagle, owl, panda, if I think of more I'll let you know
Still refusing to acknowledge my neighbor's newborn, I don't have a lot in common with babies
June 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Still refusing to acknowledge my neighbor's newborn, I don't have a lot in common with babies
They were also playing the National and I must admit I used to like the national until I realized it was music for people listen to NPR religiously and not in the "it's the only thing on the radio" way
June 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
They were also playing the National and I must admit I used to like the national until I realized it was music for people listen to NPR religiously and not in the "it's the only thing on the radio" way
No one's emailing me so I closed the computer and moved outside cos staring at the outside is better
June 10, 2025 at 3:59 PM
No one's emailing me so I closed the computer and moved outside cos staring at the outside is better
Always think its wild when I go to cafes to "work" and other people are like doing actual work and not staring at the wall or anxiously fidgeting.
June 10, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Always think its wild when I go to cafes to "work" and other people are like doing actual work and not staring at the wall or anxiously fidgeting.
On Saturday I got to test drive a kei truck and all I'm thinking about is the next time I get to drive one. Which could be anytime if I buy one. They're pretty big piles tho.
June 9, 2025 at 8:02 PM
On Saturday I got to test drive a kei truck and all I'm thinking about is the next time I get to drive one. Which could be anytime if I buy one. They're pretty big piles tho.
Some guy hit me up for change and I'm like sorry bro ain't got none. And then for some reason he replied "Steve jobs died of ligma," and I said hell yes brother and then we first bumped
June 9, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Some guy hit me up for change and I'm like sorry bro ain't got none. And then for some reason he replied "Steve jobs died of ligma," and I said hell yes brother and then we first bumped
Haven't had this app in a while because I destroyed my old phone, and no one's really doing much on this app, like where my shit posters at?
June 9, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Haven't had this app in a while because I destroyed my old phone, and no one's really doing much on this app, like where my shit posters at?
Still thinking about the lady who bought all the pesto in the supermarket last night. Like 10 jars. Mental.
May 5, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Still thinking about the lady who bought all the pesto in the supermarket last night. Like 10 jars. Mental.
Pooping out my butt and shitting out my ass.
May 4, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Pooping out my butt and shitting out my ass.
Uncovered a Reddit post from 13 years ago (2012) and everyone was like cool, love this, awesome. Today it's like your fucked and worms are eating your brain.
April 17, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Uncovered a Reddit post from 13 years ago (2012) and everyone was like cool, love this, awesome. Today it's like your fucked and worms are eating your brain.
Love to waste money by forgetting to put refrigerated groceries in the refrigerator.
April 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Love to waste money by forgetting to put refrigerated groceries in the refrigerator.
I haven't used a bidet before, but I'm really down with the concept. I wonder why America has more or less been a black hole for bidets. Is it anti-capitalist because it reduces paper consumption or is it gay to have water shoot in your bum hole.
April 16, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I haven't used a bidet before, but I'm really down with the concept. I wonder why America has more or less been a black hole for bidets. Is it anti-capitalist because it reduces paper consumption or is it gay to have water shoot in your bum hole.