Michael Hoffman
@hof.fm
I write code for a newspaper’s games.
This sentence expresses my love of self-reference.
ABD for life. (he/him)
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This sentence expresses my love of self-reference.
ABD for life. (he/him)
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Oh, you think your voting system is secure? In mine, literally no one can ever see the results.
Cryptographers Held an Election. They Can’t Decrypt the Results.
www.nytimes.com
November 22, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Oh, you think your voting system is secure? In mine, literally no one can ever see the results.
One time in college I was eating in a churrascaria with a student club and Larry Summers came by to congratulate us on our work.
Another time I spent a summer working in the psychology lab of Stephen Kosslyn.
Harvard, baby!
Another time I spent a summer working in the psychology lab of Stephen Kosslyn.
Harvard, baby!
November 20, 2025 at 3:02 AM
One time in college I was eating in a churrascaria with a student club and Larry Summers came by to congratulate us on our work.
Another time I spent a summer working in the psychology lab of Stephen Kosslyn.
Harvard, baby!
Another time I spent a summer working in the psychology lab of Stephen Kosslyn.
Harvard, baby!
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I always like it when PBS says that viewers like me.
November 17, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I always like it when PBS says that viewers like me.
@molly.wiki Hi! Is this you or should I report them? bsky.app/profile/moll...
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November 16, 2025 at 9:04 PM
@molly.wiki Hi! Is this you or should I report them? bsky.app/profile/moll...
How are they gonna teach 7th grade American history when a president is brought down by a rumor he blew a former president who was antecedently famous for getting blown?
November 16, 2025 at 4:34 AM
How are they gonna teach 7th grade American history when a president is brought down by a rumor he blew a former president who was antecedently famous for getting blown?
This rally was invigorating. (Tish James! Ex-Teen-Vogue badasses!) I think they’ll be out there again today. And the Starbucks action. New York is a union town and today it feels like it.
Rally for the Fired Four. This Wednesday at 6 pm at 1 WTC.
November 13, 2025 at 12:53 PM
This rally was invigorating. (Tish James! Ex-Teen-Vogue badasses!) I think they’ll be out there again today. And the Starbucks action. New York is a union town and today it feels like it.
I’ve been on school parent group chats with better op sec.
November 13, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I’ve been on school parent group chats with better op sec.
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WE WON! After 42 days of striking we have a tentative agreement in hand that protects our existing 4 day work week, establishes a minimum salary, and adds protections against AI replacing jobs at our workplace!
![Graphic with multiple picket signs that reads "[up arrow] Minimum Salary", "4 day Work Week", and a big cancel sign over "AI Replacing Jobs" and so much more. Go to kickstarterunited.org to see it all!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:gdife25rfr5drwr2nhncr3rf/bafkreidfgv3xytmgta3x35mjze22ojok7lwh3vlhgrcfbcwr7hjg6bb6eu@jpeg)
November 12, 2025 at 10:54 PM
WE WON! After 42 days of striking we have a tentative agreement in hand that protects our existing 4 day work week, establishes a minimum salary, and adds protections against AI replacing jobs at our workplace!
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What day of the week is it challenge.
Difficulty level: absurd.
Difficulty level: absurd.
November 12, 2025 at 12:15 PM
What day of the week is it challenge.
Difficulty level: absurd.
Difficulty level: absurd.
What day of the week is it challenge.
Difficulty level: absurd.
Difficulty level: absurd.
November 12, 2025 at 12:15 PM
What day of the week is it challenge.
Difficulty level: absurd.
Difficulty level: absurd.
Rally for the Fired Four. This Wednesday at 6 pm at 1 WTC.
November 11, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Rally for the Fired Four. This Wednesday at 6 pm at 1 WTC.
Not one of you is brave enough to speak the truth that dogs ought not be rated.
November 11, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Not one of you is brave enough to speak the truth that dogs ought not be rated.
Closing this ticket as FIXED.
Filing a bug report here. I woke up and there’s _good_ news on my phone? Will this be fixed in an update or do I need to replace the device?
November 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Closing this ticket as FIXED.
It’s come to my attention that Millie Bonnie Brown married Jon Bon Jovi’s son.
And now her name is a marvelous trochaic tetrameter:
Millie Bonnie Brown Bongiovi.
And now her name is a marvelous trochaic tetrameter:
Millie Bonnie Brown Bongiovi.
November 11, 2025 at 12:39 AM
It’s come to my attention that Millie Bonnie Brown married Jon Bon Jovi’s son.
And now her name is a marvelous trochaic tetrameter:
Millie Bonnie Brown Bongiovi.
And now her name is a marvelous trochaic tetrameter:
Millie Bonnie Brown Bongiovi.
Sports betting is a cancer.
November 9, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Sports betting is a cancer.
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Perhaps my hottest take is that in home bathrooms everyone should pee sitting down.
November 6, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Perhaps my hottest take is that in home bathrooms everyone should pee sitting down.
You're invited to play a puzzle created by Michael.
The clue is: "Something you would find on the Internet"
www.nytimes.com/games/create...
The clue is: "Something you would find on the Internet"
www.nytimes.com/games/create...
Wordle Puzzle Created By Michael
Choose a word for friends to guess, then share your own puzzle.
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November 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM
You're invited to play a puzzle created by Michael.
The clue is: "Something you would find on the Internet"
www.nytimes.com/games/create...
The clue is: "Something you would find on the Internet"
www.nytimes.com/games/create...
Perhaps my hottest take is that in home bathrooms everyone should pee sitting down.
November 6, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Perhaps my hottest take is that in home bathrooms everyone should pee sitting down.
Almost exactly a year ago!
Just learned Zohran spoke at our strike last year
November 6, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Almost exactly a year ago!
Filing a bug report here. I woke up and there’s _good_ news on my phone? Will this be fixed in an update or do I need to replace the device?
November 5, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Filing a bug report here. I woke up and there’s _good_ news on my phone? Will this be fixed in an update or do I need to replace the device?
Clue™ rules apply.
sorry but mamdani and cuomo should have worn blue and yellow hats, respectively
November 5, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Clue™ rules apply.
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this is the coolest online has ever been
November 7, 2023 at 4:05 PM
this is the coolest online has ever been
Polls open. LFG, NYC. LFG.
November 4, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Polls open. LFG, NYC. LFG.