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Jay
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I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel.
I don't think I'd admit a punter wanted to kill me.
December 1, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
November 28, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I had my afib ablation yesterday. There was a very good chance I would have bleed out in the recover room if it wasn't for a fast-acting nurse who spotted it and used every pound in her body for over 20 minutes to stop the bleed. Thank and hug a nurse today. They are life savers.
November 26, 2025 at 2:23 PM
It's next week. Starting to get really nervous about it.
Insurance approved my cardiac ablation for afib. So, that's really gonna happen. Yeah me.
November 20, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Insurance approved my cardiac ablation for afib. So, that's really gonna happen. Yeah me.
November 18, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Rhyan seems like an upgrade at C. Jenkins played himself out of some serious money this year.
November 16, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Winston INT on queue.
November 16, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Packers reached their magic score of 27.
November 16, 2025 at 8:46 PM
If the Packers lose this (they will), Matt LaFleur needs to be canned on Monday.
November 16, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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‘Father’ and ‘dad’ are synonyms.

‘Figure’ and ‘bod’ are synonyms.

But, a ‘father figure’ and a ‘dad bod’ aren’t exactly the same thing…
November 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I love these and look forward to them every Friday. They always bring a smile to face after a long and stressful week at work. And River the kitty is pretty awesome.
Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
November 14, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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sorry if i got on the stand and admitted to being hurt by a sandwich i would go into witness protection
November 4, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Matt LaFleur's Packers have reached their ceiling and will never be any better than 9-11 wins per season. But that's not the whole story. They are wildly inconsistent, play up/down to their competition, and lack any sort of identity week-to-week. He routinely gets out-coached. Time to move on...
November 3, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I found out how to break chatgpt. Ask it how it makes money and it stops responding to you.
October 29, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I had to go to bed at half time because I had a super early wake up call this morning, so I missed what was perhaps the greatest half of football since football was invented.
October 27, 2025 at 11:11 AM
So Palpatine was never really dead, but Ben Solo is permanently visiting Davey Jones' locker. Got it. And yet somehow the Book of Boba Fett got green lit. My cat makes better decisions.
October 21, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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With the AWS outage, now‘s as good a time as any to post this old strip.
October 20, 2025 at 10:18 AM
The streak is still alive.
In order for the Packers to win this season, they have to score exactly 27 points per game. Stats don't lie.
October 20, 2025 at 11:36 AM
I've never been behind a Honda Fit that drives at or above the speed limit.
October 16, 2025 at 10:42 PM
In order for the Packers to win this season, they have to score exactly 27 points per game. Stats don't lie.
October 13, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Report: It Nice That Linemen Feel Comfortable Showing Off Bare Bellies
October 3, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I'll take Jay's next medical procedure for $800, Alex.

The clue: wires are stuffed through the groin and then into the heart to intentionally destroy heart tissues with faulty electrical pathways.
September 22, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I'm stepping off the Like Fickell hype train. I was wrong when I really wanted him as coach. I thought he'd be great. Maybe he would be in an era that wasn't driven by NIL and billionaire donors.
September 20, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Defeat your political adversaries with words and acts of kindness, not bullets. Stop political violence and assassinations.
September 11, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I had surgery yesterday. It went well. I'm grateful for my medical team and all the people in my life who have stepped up to help take care of me. I'm a lucky person to have people in my life who care about me.
September 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM