He is a wingéd frogge fyshe.

My toxic trait is that I definitely want to pet that dawg.

Thou kannst daunse if thy willeth itte
Thou kannst leave the thy frenden hence
Forsooth! If thy frenden daunse notte,
Yea, if they daunsen note
Thenne they arte no frenden of mynne

The Beerhall putsch spread by both of them in the wake of the Southport attack was reprehensible, and Farage should face criminal charges for inciting riots. He was very quick to downplay his involvement and throw Yaxley-Robinson-Lennon-Howevermanynames under the bus, which was unsurprising.

When you've got the likes of Farage Riotstarter and Tommeh Ten Names getting upset because they're being labeled as Far Right, when that's EXACTLY what they are. If they'd have been around in the late 1930's they'd be lumped in with Oswald Moseley. Throwing bricks at them is too nice, tbh.

Arte he stronge?
Hearken ye, budde
For he hath alchemycal bludde
Lo, anon cometh Spydere Manne

I wrote a short fan fiction called Hour 27000 if you'd like to read it?
I'm also a massive The Thing fan. Even the 2011 prequel. Yeah, I said it. Fight me.

Between the two of them, they might fill a lesser Soul Gem...

He's a valued customer. Mind your own business.