Hodgie
@hodgie-san.bsky.social
Viking impersonator
5 geese dressed in a raincoat pretending to be a human
A man, I suppose?
Effing love cats.
And tea.
At least 45% ink at this point.
5 geese dressed in a raincoat pretending to be a human
A man, I suppose?
Effing love cats.
And tea.
At least 45% ink at this point.
Which one of Saturn's moons has a male loneliness epidemic?
Inceladus.
Inceladus.
November 15, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Which one of Saturn's moons has a male loneliness epidemic?
Inceladus.
Inceladus.
"The definition of insanity is performing the same action over and over again and expecting different results." I say to myself as I download Tinder.
November 4, 2025 at 7:31 AM
"The definition of insanity is performing the same action over and over again and expecting different results." I say to myself as I download Tinder.
Landlord and Landlady are needlessly gendered names.
I prefer to use the gender non-specific term "Landarsehole".
I prefer to use the gender non-specific term "Landarsehole".
October 21, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Landlord and Landlady are needlessly gendered names.
I prefer to use the gender non-specific term "Landarsehole".
I prefer to use the gender non-specific term "Landarsehole".
Happy International "bUt wHeN iS iT mEn'S dAy" to all the women out there.
(November 19th)
(November 19th)
March 8, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Happy International "bUt wHeN iS iT mEn'S dAy" to all the women out there.
(November 19th)
(November 19th)
"I am a shameless grifter who refuses to earn a wage via ethical means."
There.
Fixed your headline.
There.
Fixed your headline.
March 3, 2025 at 7:25 AM
"I am a shameless grifter who refuses to earn a wage via ethical means."
There.
Fixed your headline.
There.
Fixed your headline.
Some sayeth the ende be nigh
Some sayeth we shalt see Armageddon anon
Yeah Verily, One hopeth we shalt
One surely kann useth an Holidaye fromme this
Bullshitte three ringe circus
Some sayeth we shalt see Armageddon anon
Yeah Verily, One hopeth we shalt
One surely kann useth an Holidaye fromme this
Bullshitte three ringe circus
February 21, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Some sayeth the ende be nigh
Some sayeth we shalt see Armageddon anon
Yeah Verily, One hopeth we shalt
One surely kann useth an Holidaye fromme this
Bullshitte three ringe circus
Some sayeth we shalt see Armageddon anon
Yeah Verily, One hopeth we shalt
One surely kann useth an Holidaye fromme this
Bullshitte three ringe circus
Wagyu Donburi made for my daughter and I because she's my favourite child.
#blueskyfood
#blueskyfood
February 15, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Wagyu Donburi made for my daughter and I because she's my favourite child.
#blueskyfood
#blueskyfood
Miso ramen with broccoli, Pak choy, spring onions, shoyu prawns and mushrooms, gyoza and bbq chicken.
February 10, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Miso ramen with broccoli, Pak choy, spring onions, shoyu prawns and mushrooms, gyoza and bbq chicken.
I love it when someone resorts to Ad Hominem in an argument.
Can't come up with a decent rejoinder? Here's an unrelated counterpoint directed at how you look.
"Yeah, well, so's your face!"
That's your argument.
Can't come up with a decent rejoinder? Here's an unrelated counterpoint directed at how you look.
"Yeah, well, so's your face!"
That's your argument.
February 2, 2025 at 7:39 AM
I love it when someone resorts to Ad Hominem in an argument.
Can't come up with a decent rejoinder? Here's an unrelated counterpoint directed at how you look.
"Yeah, well, so's your face!"
That's your argument.
Can't come up with a decent rejoinder? Here's an unrelated counterpoint directed at how you look.
"Yeah, well, so's your face!"
That's your argument.
"The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results," I say to myself as I download Tinder again...
January 29, 2025 at 8:09 AM
"The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results," I say to myself as I download Tinder again...
First they came for Tommy Robinson
And I said
"He's there, hiding in his cupboard!"
Then they came for Katie Hopkins
And I said
"There she is, hiding behind her curtains!"
Then they came for Nigel Farage
And I said
"There he is, hiding behind his sofa!"
Because I hate fascists.
And I said
"He's there, hiding in his cupboard!"
Then they came for Katie Hopkins
And I said
"There she is, hiding behind her curtains!"
Then they came for Nigel Farage
And I said
"There he is, hiding behind his sofa!"
Because I hate fascists.
January 26, 2025 at 11:13 PM
First they came for Tommy Robinson
And I said
"He's there, hiding in his cupboard!"
Then they came for Katie Hopkins
And I said
"There she is, hiding behind her curtains!"
Then they came for Nigel Farage
And I said
"There he is, hiding behind his sofa!"
Because I hate fascists.
And I said
"He's there, hiding in his cupboard!"
Then they came for Katie Hopkins
And I said
"There she is, hiding behind her curtains!"
Then they came for Nigel Farage
And I said
"There he is, hiding behind his sofa!"
Because I hate fascists.
Silver viking inspired jewellery that I make as a hobby. Ostensibly it's a "side hustle" but mainly it's so I've always got bling handy...
January 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Silver viking inspired jewellery that I make as a hobby. Ostensibly it's a "side hustle" but mainly it's so I've always got bling handy...
Simple flow chart.
#nonazileftunpunched
#nonazileftunpunched
January 23, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Simple flow chart.
#nonazileftunpunched
#nonazileftunpunched
Do your bit for humanity.
Knock an influencer tf out.
Chin a nazi.
Knock an influencer tf out.
Chin a nazi.
January 19, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Do your bit for humanity.
Knock an influencer tf out.
Chin a nazi.
Knock an influencer tf out.
Chin a nazi.
The best cat I have ever stolen, Mr Cholmondeley Woolfardishamburghleigh (pronounced Chumbly Wumbler).
He's just a little guy.
He's just a little guy.
January 19, 2025 at 2:41 AM
The best cat I have ever stolen, Mr Cholmondeley Woolfardishamburghleigh (pronounced Chumbly Wumbler).
He's just a little guy.
He's just a little guy.
When duolingo goes x-rated
January 19, 2025 at 2:38 AM
When duolingo goes x-rated
Came here to listen to ELO songs, and boy was I disappointed...
January 19, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Came here to listen to ELO songs, and boy was I disappointed...