Kris Bertin
@hobtown.bsky.social
Please read my HOBTOWN MYSTERY STORIES but also my regular stories krisbertin.com hobtown.com
There's a shotgun-wielding "Ape Lord", a gang of purple-clad psychics, a flying saucer, and if that isn't enough, our lead is thinking, speaking, and experiencing the entire story BACKWARDS:
HOBTOWN MYSTERY STORIES III: The Secret of the Saucer drops on November 25th!
HOBTOWN MYSTERY STORIES III: The Secret of the Saucer drops on November 25th!
November 1, 2025 at 11:19 AM
There's a shotgun-wielding "Ape Lord", a gang of purple-clad psychics, a flying saucer, and if that isn't enough, our lead is thinking, speaking, and experiencing the entire story BACKWARDS:
HOBTOWN MYSTERY STORIES III: The Secret of the Saucer drops on November 25th!
HOBTOWN MYSTERY STORIES III: The Secret of the Saucer drops on November 25th!
■■■BREAKING NEWS■■■
HOBTOWN 3 THE SECRET OF THE SAUCER is getting launched in HALIFAX, featuring:
•ALEX
•KRIS
•COPIES OF THE NEW HOBTOWN
All are encouraged to attend (unless barred from Bearly's).
MARK YOUR CALENDARS, NOV 25
HOBTOWN 3 THE SECRET OF THE SAUCER is getting launched in HALIFAX, featuring:
•ALEX
•KRIS
•COPIES OF THE NEW HOBTOWN
All are encouraged to attend (unless barred from Bearly's).
MARK YOUR CALENDARS, NOV 25
October 26, 2025 at 11:55 AM
■■■BREAKING NEWS■■■
HOBTOWN 3 THE SECRET OF THE SAUCER is getting launched in HALIFAX, featuring:
•ALEX
•KRIS
•COPIES OF THE NEW HOBTOWN
All are encouraged to attend (unless barred from Bearly's).
MARK YOUR CALENDARS, NOV 25
HOBTOWN 3 THE SECRET OF THE SAUCER is getting launched in HALIFAX, featuring:
•ALEX
•KRIS
•COPIES OF THE NEW HOBTOWN
All are encouraged to attend (unless barred from Bearly's).
MARK YOUR CALENDARS, NOV 25
Hobtown Fans be cracking our best codes left and right this is a crisis and humilating
October 13, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Hobtown Fans be cracking our best codes left and right this is a crisis and humilating
Callman (with Heely wheels in his spats for maximum inexplicable sliding about)
September 8, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Callman (with Heely wheels in his spats for maximum inexplicable sliding about)
The divide between people who think AI looks amazing and those who thinks it's complete dogshit is so wide it's a chasm. It feels foundational, neurological. It's like there's finally accounting for taste: if you look at this and think it looks good, you have none.
August 20, 2025 at 8:21 PM
The divide between people who think AI looks amazing and those who thinks it's complete dogshit is so wide it's a chasm. It feels foundational, neurological. It's like there's finally accounting for taste: if you look at this and think it looks good, you have none.
Dana's initiation from HOBTOWN MYSTERY STORIES 3: The Secret of the Saucer.
More here: www.fangoria.com/hobtown-myst...
More here: www.fangoria.com/hobtown-myst...
August 20, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Dana's initiation from HOBTOWN MYSTERY STORIES 3: The Secret of the Saucer.
More here: www.fangoria.com/hobtown-myst...
More here: www.fangoria.com/hobtown-myst...
I didn't think about this even once in the last 20 years and now I think about it every day
June 28, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I didn't think about this even once in the last 20 years and now I think about it every day
!!░ H ░ O ░ B ░ T ░ O ░ W ░ N ░
A░ L ░ E ░ R ░ T░
Secret panels from HOBTOWN III THE SECRET OF THE SAUCER
***DO NOT TELL ALEX I TOOK THESE HE WILL BE MAD ABOUT THE RESOLUTION***
**IF YOU TALK WILL HAVE TO DELETE***
A░ L ░ E ░ R ░ T░
Secret panels from HOBTOWN III THE SECRET OF THE SAUCER
***DO NOT TELL ALEX I TOOK THESE HE WILL BE MAD ABOUT THE RESOLUTION***
**IF YOU TALK WILL HAVE TO DELETE***
June 13, 2025 at 7:10 PM
!!░ H ░ O ░ B ░ T ░ O ░ W ░ N ░
A░ L ░ E ░ R ░ T░
Secret panels from HOBTOWN III THE SECRET OF THE SAUCER
***DO NOT TELL ALEX I TOOK THESE HE WILL BE MAD ABOUT THE RESOLUTION***
**IF YOU TALK WILL HAVE TO DELETE***
A░ L ░ E ░ R ░ T░
Secret panels from HOBTOWN III THE SECRET OF THE SAUCER
***DO NOT TELL ALEX I TOOK THESE HE WILL BE MAD ABOUT THE RESOLUTION***
**IF YOU TALK WILL HAVE TO DELETE***
Volume 3 THE SECRET OF THE SAUCER
June 12, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Volume 3 THE SECRET OF THE SAUCER
My short film SUBLET, starring Percy Hynes White & Nikki Duval and directed by Jordan Dashner is HERE:
youtu.be/s6C0eYd1WxY?...
youtu.be/s6C0eYd1WxY?...
May 21, 2025 at 2:31 PM
My short film SUBLET, starring Percy Hynes White & Nikki Duval and directed by Jordan Dashner is HERE:
youtu.be/s6C0eYd1WxY?...
youtu.be/s6C0eYd1WxY?...
Are you a HOBTOWN FAN who loves Hobtown artist "Alex"!?
You can OWN his original art
PLUS
Naben Ruthnum's BOOK
All proceeds go toward Gaza
app.galabid.com/authors4esim...
You can OWN his original art
PLUS
Naben Ruthnum's BOOK
All proceeds go toward Gaza
app.galabid.com/authors4esim...
May 15, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Are you a HOBTOWN FAN who loves Hobtown artist "Alex"!?
You can OWN his original art
PLUS
Naben Ruthnum's BOOK
All proceeds go toward Gaza
app.galabid.com/authors4esim...
You can OWN his original art
PLUS
Naben Ruthnum's BOOK
All proceeds go toward Gaza
app.galabid.com/authors4esim...
The scourge of illiteracy
March 22, 2025 at 3:32 PM
The scourge of illiteracy
My son's sick Frankenstein-made-of-zombies. So proud.
February 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
My son's sick Frankenstein-made-of-zombies. So proud.
Hobtown BREAKING NEWS
THE CURSED HERMIT is a LA TIMES Book Prize Finalist
www.latimes.com/entertainmen...
THE CURSED HERMIT is a LA TIMES Book Prize Finalist
www.latimes.com/entertainmen...
February 19, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Hobtown BREAKING NEWS
THE CURSED HERMIT is a LA TIMES Book Prize Finalist
www.latimes.com/entertainmen...
THE CURSED HERMIT is a LA TIMES Book Prize Finalist
www.latimes.com/entertainmen...
Please just try to be a big enough person to admit that these are your real "comic book DNA"
January 26, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Please just try to be a big enough person to admit that these are your real "comic book DNA"
Trying this out to soothe the ache of Caro's missing final volume, will report back
January 22, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Trying this out to soothe the ache of Caro's missing final volume, will report back
In this stupid, audacious age, what was once done in jest is now done in earnest. To joke about taboos is to remind us of our underlying values. To sincerely break them without punishment is to reveal that those values are likely dead.
January 21, 2025 at 3:01 PM
In this stupid, audacious age, what was once done in jest is now done in earnest. To joke about taboos is to remind us of our underlying values. To sincerely break them without punishment is to reveal that those values are likely dead.
