Rich Uncle Skeleton 🇵🇸
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South Jersey via NEPA // go birds // burgeoning oaf
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Our country is careening wildly on a path to total ruin and the best solution the Democrats can muster is holding up an 8.5 x 11 sign in 14pt Times New Roman that says “the emperor has no clothes”
You could really only trust one of these men in a crisis.
January 7, 2026 at 5:22 AM
You could really only trust one of these men in a crisis.
Some great comments on this post
December 28, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Some great comments on this post
I’ve been known to enjoy the odd glass of scotch at Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I’ve been known to enjoy the odd glass of scotch at Christmas
Cowboys fans: most obese in either conference? Discuss.
November 24, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Cowboys fans: most obese in either conference? Discuss.
Fondly remembering my great-uncle Joe today. Son of Hungarian immigrants, engineer, worked to rebuild France. He helped my brother and I go to college and was an all-around wonderful, thoughtful soul.
November 12, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Fondly remembering my great-uncle Joe today. Son of Hungarian immigrants, engineer, worked to rebuild France. He helped my brother and I go to college and was an all-around wonderful, thoughtful soul.
England so racist, their actual national flag carries the same degree of controversy the confederate flag does here.
November 12, 2025 at 1:10 AM
England so racist, their actual national flag carries the same degree of controversy the confederate flag does here.
All the grated parm that’s left is the trace of powder at the bottom of the container. The kief, if you will.
November 12, 2025 at 12:55 AM
All the grated parm that’s left is the trace of powder at the bottom of the container. The kief, if you will.
The woke mob has finally come for Midgees
November 6, 2025 at 2:33 AM
The woke mob has finally come for Midgees
Which one of the Saja Boys are you going as for Halloween? I’m going as Romance.
October 30, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Which one of the Saja Boys are you going as for Halloween? I’m going as Romance.
Oh they’re gonna lose BAD
October 26, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Oh they’re gonna lose BAD
When has there been a day in NJ in the past 6 months that would warrant a wool pea coat?
October 16, 2025 at 1:54 AM
When has there been a day in NJ in the past 6 months that would warrant a wool pea coat?
Oh no! One of my biggest haters rolled up on me with Michelin Man rims!?
September 28, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Oh no! One of my biggest haters rolled up on me with Michelin Man rims!?
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September 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM
My mom took Tylenol when she was pregnant and all I got was this fat ol’ hog
September 23, 2025 at 3:01 AM
My mom took Tylenol when she was pregnant and all I got was this fat ol’ hog
It would have been cool if this many artists stood up for free speech when college kids were being threatened with expulsion and deportation for protesting our country’s complicity in the genocide of the Palestinian people.
September 23, 2025 at 1:06 AM
It would have been cool if this many artists stood up for free speech when college kids were being threatened with expulsion and deportation for protesting our country’s complicity in the genocide of the Palestinian people.
The planets of the dumb-guys-who-think-they-are-smart universe are beginning to align
September 20, 2025 at 1:08 AM
The planets of the dumb-guys-who-think-they-are-smart universe are beginning to align
Who’s for extraordinary afternoon of sports, sports, SPORTS!?
September 14, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Who’s for extraordinary afternoon of sports, sports, SPORTS!?
They’re selling the school cafeteria pizza at Acme
September 14, 2025 at 12:56 AM
They’re selling the school cafeteria pizza at Acme
Kind of a bittersweet day for anyone on the massive gum transplant list.
September 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Kind of a bittersweet day for anyone on the massive gum transplant list.
Everything cooked on a Blackstone looks like it would give you traumatic diarrhea.
September 8, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Everything cooked on a Blackstone looks like it would give you traumatic diarrhea.
In pledge allegiance to ORB
September 6, 2025 at 12:46 AM
In pledge allegiance to ORB
Rudy Giuliani at .35 BAC, keeps weaving onto the rumble strip, can barely see over the steering wheel of his XT6:
“Oh, what’sh thish I see? A damthel in dithstress?”
“Oh, what’sh thish I see? A damthel in dithstress?”
September 1, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Rudy Giuliani at .35 BAC, keeps weaving onto the rumble strip, can barely see over the steering wheel of his XT6:
“Oh, what’sh thish I see? A damthel in dithstress?”
“Oh, what’sh thish I see? A damthel in dithstress?”
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“We regret to inform you—Castellanos with a long drive, deep center field—Donald John Trump has passed away. 45th and 47th president of the United States. Home run for Castellanos, Phillies are up 4 to 3.”
“It’s weird, though, right Tom?”
“Sure is.”
“It’s weird, though, right Tom?”
“Sure is.”
August 30, 2025 at 1:30 PM
“We regret to inform you—Castellanos with a long drive, deep center field—Donald John Trump has passed away. 45th and 47th president of the United States. Home run for Castellanos, Phillies are up 4 to 3.”
“It’s weird, though, right Tom?”
“Sure is.”
“It’s weird, though, right Tom?”
“Sure is.”