Hmwhatnow
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I dunno. Northerner who left London for Yorkshire.
Need to remove the plug from a microwave to pass the cable through a worktop, but it doesn't have screws. Do I just have to cut it off and replace it with a new plug? Seems wasteful.
December 4, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Need to remove the plug from a microwave to pass the cable through a worktop, but it doesn't have screws. Do I just have to cut it off and replace it with a new plug? Seems wasteful.
Last year for reference.
December 2, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Last year for reference.
Very sad that last year's cock and balls Christmas lights were accidental and have not been repeated this year.
December 2, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Very sad that last year's cock and balls Christmas lights were accidental and have not been repeated this year.
Builder quoted ££££ for a 4 day job. Decided to save the money and do it in 10 days. 21 days later, it is done. Learned loads. Mainly that I don't want to lay another brick in my life.
November 30, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Builder quoted ££££ for a 4 day job. Decided to save the money and do it in 10 days. 21 days later, it is done. Learned loads. Mainly that I don't want to lay another brick in my life.
This gingerbread rudolph is much more impressive when you realise its just an upside down gingerbread man decorated differently.
November 30, 2025 at 11:23 AM
This gingerbread rudolph is much more impressive when you realise its just an upside down gingerbread man decorated differently.
Post a movie from where you're from.
November 23, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Post a movie from where you're from.
Feckin' hate winter. Message ends.
November 20, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Feckin' hate winter. Message ends.
OpenAI surely goes bust soon?
November 18, 2025 at 11:31 AM
OpenAI surely goes bust soon?
"When." When the AI bubble bursts.
November 18, 2025 at 8:46 AM
"When." When the AI bubble bursts.
The fire got lovely and hot just in time for bed. Toasty!
November 17, 2025 at 10:09 PM
The fire got lovely and hot just in time for bed. Toasty!
Finished the rip out in the rain, but need a dry spell for concrete so I'm now at the worse before better stage. Also very wet.
November 11, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Finished the rip out in the rain, but need a dry spell for concrete so I'm now at the worse before better stage. Also very wet.
This coming week's project is to rip out the front garden and start again with something more low-maintenance. How hard can it be? Builders' quotes were just silly.
November 9, 2025 at 1:41 PM
This coming week's project is to rip out the front garden and start again with something more low-maintenance. How hard can it be? Builders' quotes were just silly.
Where's my flying car, you tech bro shits?
November 7, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Where's my flying car, you tech bro shits?
Any dabhands with photo software able to make the letters on this stamp readable? I can see E.C. in the centre and Cheapside at the bottom.
November 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Any dabhands with photo software able to make the letters on this stamp readable? I can see E.C. in the centre and Cheapside at the bottom.
Any dabhands with photo software able to make the letters on this stamp readable? I can see E.C. in the centre and Cheapside at the bottom.
November 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Any dabhands with photo software able to make the letters on this stamp readable? I can see E.C. in the centre and Cheapside at the bottom.
Weird day at the office today. Took me right back.
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Weird day at the office today. Took me right back.
Arrived at my hotel on a business trip to TV's London. It's like someone built an aircraft hangar on the 16th floor.
October 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Arrived at my hotel on a business trip to TV's London. It's like someone built an aircraft hangar on the 16th floor.
No idea whether to be pleased, offended, or shrug. Obviously, I'm leaning toward shrugging.
October 26, 2025 at 10:10 PM
No idea whether to be pleased, offended, or shrug. Obviously, I'm leaning toward shrugging.
This is my kind of bookshop categorisation.
October 23, 2025 at 4:06 PM
This is my kind of bookshop categorisation.
News International?
October 22, 2025 at 3:52 PM
News International?
All done. It can never be moved. I may have overengineered a tad. The dog approves now he can see out the window again.
October 21, 2025 at 1:47 PM
All done. It can never be moved. I may have overengineered a tad. The dog approves now he can see out the window again.
Stopped for the night. But footboard and side rails done.
October 19, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Stopped for the night. But footboard and side rails done.
One headboard built. Now for a footboard to match.
October 19, 2025 at 3:49 PM
One headboard built. Now for a footboard to match.