Hober Mallow
@hmallow.bsky.social
Former conman. Climber, skier, kinkster, inventor of the high-speed, detachable rope tow. Left-of-center skeptical grouch.
Just built out an, umm, University/Dungeon district in Civ7 and thinking of @mistresssnowphd.bsky.social for some strange reason
November 1, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Just built out an, umm, University/Dungeon district in Civ7 and thinking of @mistresssnowphd.bsky.social for some strange reason
I stan corrected, look what my partner bought
October 22, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I stan corrected, look what my partner bought
btw I'm reading that this goes away if you change it and change it back?
October 20, 2025 at 3:45 PM
btw I'm reading that this goes away if you change it and change it back?
I’m… not happy with the casting decision for Lois Lane
September 8, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I’m… not happy with the casting decision for Lois Lane
Internet rando argues that murdering people based on their nationality is somehow not antisemitic. Film at 11.
May 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Internet rando argues that murdering people based on their nationality is somehow not antisemitic. Film at 11.
Unintended consequences
May 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Unintended consequences
cis-hetero-white-guy tourist spotted up in Watkins Glen, September 2022. I took this photo entirely because of @mistresssnowphd.bsky.social
April 27, 2025 at 10:47 PM
cis-hetero-white-guy tourist spotted up in Watkins Glen, September 2022. I took this photo entirely because of @mistresssnowphd.bsky.social
Smart stuff in there. An autopsy is more precise than… whatever sort of postmortem is going on. So he talks about the need to just listen.
February 1, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Smart stuff in there. An autopsy is more precise than… whatever sort of postmortem is going on. So he talks about the need to just listen.
Caught another one. This account (likely run by a pimply 16-year-old living in his mom's basement in Oklahoma) was too dumb to realize that I was a happy @mistressblunt.bsky.social client for several years and would immediately spot the fakery.
Follow the real Blunt--if you're into that stuff.
Follow the real Blunt--if you're into that stuff.
January 30, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Caught another one. This account (likely run by a pimply 16-year-old living in his mom's basement in Oklahoma) was too dumb to realize that I was a happy @mistressblunt.bsky.social client for several years and would immediately spot the fakery.
Follow the real Blunt--if you're into that stuff.
Follow the real Blunt--if you're into that stuff.
How I'll be coping with the news for the next 4 years
January 21, 2025 at 1:19 PM
How I'll be coping with the news for the next 4 years
Done. Smells like bacon for sure. I guess pecan is pretty similar to hickory.
December 18, 2024 at 7:39 PM
Done. Smells like bacon for sure. I guess pecan is pretty similar to hickory.
Second attempt. This time with a bigger cut of meat and fenugreek instead of thyme and rosemary. Will probably sear it on the cast iron instead.
December 18, 2024 at 5:20 PM
Second attempt. This time with a bigger cut of meat and fenugreek instead of thyme and rosemary. Will probably sear it on the cast iron instead.
Oops, this sucker’s still frozen in the center. A bit hard to trim the fat in places too.
December 14, 2024 at 4:15 PM
Oops, this sucker’s still frozen in the center. A bit hard to trim the fat in places too.
Preparing smoke a quarter leg of lamb
Rubbed with salt, pepper, garlic, Kashmiri chili powder, garam masala, cumin, thyme, and rosemary
Rubbed with salt, pepper, garlic, Kashmiri chili powder, garam masala, cumin, thyme, and rosemary
December 14, 2024 at 3:23 PM
Preparing smoke a quarter leg of lamb
Rubbed with salt, pepper, garlic, Kashmiri chili powder, garam masala, cumin, thyme, and rosemary
Rubbed with salt, pepper, garlic, Kashmiri chili powder, garam masala, cumin, thyme, and rosemary
Legolamb (we call it Legolas lol) tagine in progress.
December 1, 2024 at 10:10 PM
Legolamb (we call it Legolas lol) tagine in progress.
Watch this space. YOU’RE NEXT
September 7, 2023 at 3:49 PM
Watch this space. YOU’RE NEXT
Thank ghod she didn’t say “podium”
September 5, 2023 at 9:24 PM
Thank ghod she didn’t say “podium”