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Dogs. Football. Birds (especially Seahawks, Ducks, Hawkeyes). Aquariums. Naps. Snacks. General buffoonery.
That's just confirmation bias, Denny.
January 10, 2026 at 3:19 AM
I'm really sorry terrified right now... knowing this regime just needs the tiniest provocation to declare martial law so they can cancel the upcoming midterm elections... I just feel ill over it all.
January 8, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Well Jones season is over now, so... maybe just as well.
December 7, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Does anyone not know that already? We all just think it's funny.
December 3, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Oh that pesky complaint tablet.
November 23, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Omg!
November 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Anthony Bourdain would laugh at your microdick energy. Acting like you're taking the moral high ground, when the reality is that you're too afraid to face the consequences of your pedantry, so you prevent people being able to reply. Block me, cuck.
November 3, 2025 at 3:15 AM
They're the same person, though. You want to be anti-vax, but also pro-organ transplant? Also, saying we've failed as a species bc some stranger didn't step up to give another stranger an organ from their own body is wild. Its not like donating $10. The lifelong ramifications of mono-kidney is real.
October 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
People should stop trying to use superlatives on everyone for everything. It's so childish.
October 21, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Police shouldn't be the ones to respond to mental health crises. Many cities have crews who respond to mental health crises, with specially trained responders, and it's so much better for everyone.
October 21, 2025 at 2:31 AM
TUA.
October 20, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I mean, this is definitely the correct call. Don't act like Tis is worse than Wilson or Ewers.
October 20, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Wow, not even Seattle. 🥺
October 20, 2025 at 6:56 PM
That one is very old though.
October 20, 2025 at 1:19 AM
What am I supposed to feel guilty over, exactly, Alyssa?
October 20, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I'm not glued to social media, honey. I have a life. For example, I was absolutely riveted by that NYG/Denver game. Pure cinema.
October 20, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Lol, whatever you say, sweetie. You're pathetically desperate to believe you're right, so I'll throw you a bone out of pity, and let you believe it. I doubt you have much else going for you in your life.
October 14, 2025 at 1:18 AM