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Dogs. Football. Birds (especially Seahawks, Ducks, Hawkeyes). Aquariums. Naps. Snacks. General buffoonery.
There's nothing anyone can do or say to convince me that Jeff George was 23 when he was drafted.
October 26, 2025 at 5:56 PM
There's nothing anyone can do or say to convince me that Jeff George was 23 when he was drafted.
Me, sitting on my couch in my pjs, watching a show about a woman who disappeared while thru-hiking the Appalachian Trail: I should thru-hike the Appalachian Trail!
October 22, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Me, sitting on my couch in my pjs, watching a show about a woman who disappeared while thru-hiking the Appalachian Trail: I should thru-hike the Appalachian Trail!
I wish #Etsy sellers realized how annoying it is when you send these unnecessary messages thanking me for purchases and manually telling me you're shipping it, and asking me if it arrived ok. You're just giving me more work to reply to your messages right away so it doesn't affect MY seller stats.
October 20, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I wish #Etsy sellers realized how annoying it is when you send these unnecessary messages thanking me for purchases and manually telling me you're shipping it, and asking me if it arrived ok. You're just giving me more work to reply to your messages right away so it doesn't affect MY seller stats.
Lol, called @fakehistoryhunter.net out for promoting cheap Chinese sweatshops that steal the work of honest creators, and instead of deleting their posts, they just blocked me. What an odious account, run by some attention whore shill I guess. Cares more about engagement clicks than anything else.
October 14, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Lol, called @fakehistoryhunter.net out for promoting cheap Chinese sweatshops that steal the work of honest creators, and instead of deleting their posts, they just blocked me. What an odious account, run by some attention whore shill I guess. Cares more about engagement clicks than anything else.
Yay, autumn in #Portland 😬... you gave me a frighten, Señor/a Spider, but I wasn't going to wear that sweater anyhow, so... carry on eating bugs or whatever you're doing.
October 7, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Yay, autumn in #Portland 😬... you gave me a frighten, Señor/a Spider, but I wasn't going to wear that sweater anyhow, so... carry on eating bugs or whatever you're doing.
Dan Orlovsky talks about football with the over-caffeinated fervor of a flat earther trying to explain why all of science is wrong, but HE is smart enough to see through NASA's lies.
It's been a long Monday, and there's absolutely no way I'm listening to him froth at the mouth. CIN @ DEN it is.
It's been a long Monday, and there's absolutely no way I'm listening to him froth at the mouth. CIN @ DEN it is.
September 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Dan Orlovsky talks about football with the over-caffeinated fervor of a flat earther trying to explain why all of science is wrong, but HE is smart enough to see through NASA's lies.
It's been a long Monday, and there's absolutely no way I'm listening to him froth at the mouth. CIN @ DEN it is.
It's been a long Monday, and there's absolutely no way I'm listening to him froth at the mouth. CIN @ DEN it is.
Prediction: Tyreek Hill won't play another snap in Miami.
September 30, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Prediction: Tyreek Hill won't play another snap in Miami.
It's a shame that virtually nothing has been written in the scholarly literature about felching.
September 18, 2025 at 2:59 AM
It's a shame that virtually nothing has been written in the scholarly literature about felching.
#NotreDame 0-2 since changing their classic "Fighting Irish" logo. Just sayin'.
September 14, 2025 at 5:19 AM
#NotreDame 0-2 since changing their classic "Fighting Irish" logo. Just sayin'.
Some birds with raised wings, for #BirdoftheDay!
#birds #birdphotography #birdersofbluesky #Oregonbirds #Albatrosd #Ducks
#birds #birdphotography #birdersofbluesky #Oregonbirds #Albatrosd #Ducks
August 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Some birds with raised wings, for #BirdoftheDay!
#birds #birdphotography #birdersofbluesky #Oregonbirds #Albatrosd #Ducks
#birds #birdphotography #birdersofbluesky #Oregonbirds #Albatrosd #Ducks
#Seahawks pre-season game crew are thr best in the league--complimentary of both teams and Michael Robinson andnl Kate are so wholesome. I wish I could listen to them call Hawks game all season.
August 23, 2025 at 10:22 PM
#Seahawks pre-season game crew are thr best in the league--complimentary of both teams and Michael Robinson andnl Kate are so wholesome. I wish I could listen to them call Hawks game all season.
I love #Seahawks fans. I love even more that the only dudebro who was like "uhh come on we just watch football for manly tackling reasons" got downvoted to perdition.
August 13, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I love #Seahawks fans. I love even more that the only dudebro who was like "uhh come on we just watch football for manly tackling reasons" got downvoted to perdition.
Just watched The Babadook for the first time. Excuse me while I go ugly cry in the bathroom.
August 3, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Just watched The Babadook for the first time. Excuse me while I go ugly cry in the bathroom.
This bee, doing its thing. 🩷 pollinators!
July 18, 2025 at 6:28 PM
This bee, doing its thing. 🩷 pollinators!
July 17, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Pam Tillis is such a seriously underrated 90s country singer.
June 13, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Pam Tillis is such a seriously underrated 90s country singer.