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Dogs. Football. Birds (especially Seahawks, Ducks, Hawkeyes). Aquariums. Naps. Snacks. General buffoonery.
Having to listen to Gregg Olsen cal my Seahawks fame, against our top rival, is just insult to injury. #nfl
November 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
There's nothing anyone can do or say to convince me that Jeff George was 23 when he was drafted.
October 26, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Me, sitting on my couch in my pjs, watching a show about a woman who disappeared while thru-hiking the Appalachian Trail: I should thru-hike the Appalachian Trail!
October 22, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I wish #Etsy sellers realized how annoying it is when you send these unnecessary messages thanking me for purchases and manually telling me you're shipping it, and asking me if it arrived ok. You're just giving me more work to reply to your messages right away so it doesn't affect MY seller stats.
October 20, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Sorry not sorry you got that bad karma #NYGiants, but...
October 20, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Lol, called @fakehistoryhunter.net out for promoting cheap Chinese sweatshops that steal the work of honest creators, and instead of deleting their posts, they just blocked me. What an odious account, run by some attention whore shill I guess. Cares more about engagement clicks than anything else.
October 14, 2025 at 1:20 AM
This Bills vs Dirty Birds game is fun (except for Bills Mafia), but listening to a coked out Dan Orlovsky, and a suspiciously gaunt Peter Schrager dressed up in his dad's too-large suit is just shitty. I hate these double-header MNF games. #nfl #mnf #espn
October 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Yay, autumn in #Portland 😬... you gave me a frighten, Señor/a Spider, but I wasn't going to wear that sweater anyhow, so... carry on eating bugs or whatever you're doing.
October 7, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Ok, well, the #NFL Rivals uniforms are officially cursed.
October 6, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Dan Orlovsky talks about football with the over-caffeinated fervor of a flat earther trying to explain why all of science is wrong, but HE is smart enough to see through NASA's lies.

It's been a long Monday, and there's absolutely no way I'm listening to him froth at the mouth. CIN @ DEN it is.
September 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Prediction: Tyreek Hill won't play another snap in Miami.
September 30, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Its 6:30sm. It's too early to have to listen to Greg Olsen. #NFL
September 28, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Never fear, alleged Christians awaiting the #Rapture. I'll take care of your doggos after you float away tomorrow!
September 22, 2025 at 7:20 PM
It's a shame that virtually nothing has been written in the scholarly literature about felching.
September 18, 2025 at 2:59 AM
#NotreDame 0-2 since changing their classic "Fighting Irish" logo. Just sayin'.
September 14, 2025 at 5:19 AM
August 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
#Seahawks pre-season game crew are thr best in the league--complimentary of both teams and Michael Robinson andnl Kate are so wholesome. I wish I could listen to them call Hawks game all season.
August 23, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I love #Seahawks fans. I love even more that the only dudebro who was like "uhh come on we just watch football for manly tackling reasons" got downvoted to perdition.
August 13, 2025 at 3:47 PM
No one can claim that #Browns fans don't Browns helmet the Browns.💩
August 9, 2025 at 1:07 AM
This #Seahawks game is the Horton & Holani Show! SEA!
August 8, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Just watched The Babadook for the first time. Excuse me while I go ugly cry in the bathroom.
August 3, 2025 at 5:06 AM
This bee, doing its thing. 🩷 pollinators!
July 18, 2025 at 6:28 PM
July 17, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Can't get over our adorable blue-spotted jawfish. #reeftank
July 14, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Pam Tillis is such a seriously underrated 90s country singer.
June 13, 2025 at 5:33 PM