hlamuel
@hlam.bsky.social
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Tomorrow is a special occasion for Americans: Beat Ya Dick Day. If you have a dick, it's time to go to town on it: hitting, slapping, pinching, kicking — no holds barred. Try whapping it with a spatula, or snapping it with rubber bands; it's your dick, it's your day 🇺🇸
November 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Tomorrow is a special occasion for Americans: Beat Ya Dick Day. If you have a dick, it's time to go to town on it: hitting, slapping, pinching, kicking — no holds barred. Try whapping it with a spatula, or snapping it with rubber bands; it's your dick, it's your day 🇺🇸
just invested $100bn in AI after seeing this
November 1, 2025 at 2:02 AM
just invested $100bn in AI after seeing this
also edging rules. the band. edging is the name of the band.
September 23, 2025 at 4:14 AM
also edging rules. the band. edging is the name of the band.
got to see @calvalouise.bsky.social and @lambrinigirls.bsky.social on consecutive days it does NOT get better than this
September 23, 2025 at 3:48 AM
got to see @calvalouise.bsky.social and @lambrinigirls.bsky.social on consecutive days it does NOT get better than this
Me eating bread: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me eating circuses: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Me eating circuses: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
August 11, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Me eating bread: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me eating circuses: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Me eating circuses: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
to me, this is just a normal board
August 10, 2025 at 5:58 PM
to me, this is just a normal board
gonna get really into longboarding for a few months and then give up
August 9, 2025 at 12:24 AM
gonna get really into longboarding for a few months and then give up
August 7, 2025 at 4:40 AM
feeling weak i need taco bell parking lot discourse to live
July 30, 2025 at 12:20 AM
feeling weak i need taco bell parking lot discourse to live
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1 year progress of sticker board
July 11, 2025 at 2:56 PM
1 year progress of sticker board
some other shots I like from the past year or so
July 6, 2025 at 4:35 PM
some other shots I like from the past year or so
June 27, 2025 at 7:36 PM
demonstrating w/ @wednesday-demo.bsky.social
June 7, 2025 at 8:01 PM
demonstrating w/ @wednesday-demo.bsky.social
really need to hit the griddy at a hardcore show
March 18, 2025 at 11:15 PM
really need to hit the griddy at a hardcore show
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Sid Meyer’s Try Not To Cum Challenge
December 24, 2024 at 7:04 PM
Sid Meyer’s Try Not To Cum Challenge
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New Friend (feat. Brian Fiddyment)
November 11, 2024 at 10:59 PM
New Friend (feat. Brian Fiddyment)
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BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: www.cnn.com/live
www.cnn.com
November 25, 2024 at 3:35 PM
BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: www.cnn.com/live
you're telling me a cis tern flushed this toilet
May 2, 2024 at 1:46 AM
you're telling me a cis tern flushed this toilet
im the skeleton man. sorry
February 7, 2024 at 4:53 AM
im the skeleton man. sorry