Maybe we’re not reading this right. Maybe it’s an encouragement to try new things, to create something genuinely unique this 2026! Such as inventing ‘Screwknichet: the worst fibercraft in the world’

I think the Charmin ad was worse tbh. Plus it made knitters AND quilters mad

If it sounds like I think this is evil, it’s because I think it’s evil.

Mom is very sharp, it was just so illogical her mind rejected it I guess.

I moved basically straight south from Houghton MI to Peoria IL and went from Eastern to Central time. I think it took my mom a decade to stop asking me what time zone I was in