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Hj
@hjrethuan.com
Writer of stories about spooky stuff. He/him.
Perth, Australia.
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This year's theme has been Old Timey Shit
December 16, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Who the fuck is that
December 16, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I've been playing the new Terminator 2 game and while it's cool that you get to play through iconic scenes from the movie it feels like the game blasts through the events of the film too quickly
December 16, 2025 at 2:06 AM
It's incredible that Richard Harrison got to be in not one but two iconic scenes
December 14, 2025 at 7:40 PM
What happened in Bondi was shitty and awful and all the worst people I know are going to be insufferable about it
December 14, 2025 at 10:49 AM
This is probably the genuinely most interesting thing I've learnt about the movie, and I am actually interested in seeing how it plays out
December 14, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Shrek's on Ozempic
December 14, 2025 at 1:16 AM
The four genders
December 14, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I keep seeing ads for the P-Phone which is a shitty $200 wi-fi only "phone" designed to be used as an immediate backup if you lose your regular phone

The Kickstarter asserts it would be incredibly useful in such a situation but also implies that you should carry both devices on you at all times?
December 13, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Wake Up Dead Man is real good
December 13, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Fast & Furious 6, opening night with a crowd really really into the movie. I remember waiting in line outside while the previous session was still playing and just hearing the reaction to the surprise cameo at the end. Also we were behind a guy who looked like Redfoo from LMFAO with two girlfriends
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?

Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I wonder if I can again stunlock my friend when I tell him that I have no interest in seeing the latest James Cameron Avatar movie in theatres
December 12, 2025 at 7:34 PM
In the finale Cookie Monster and Oscar the Grouch show up for some reason and it was honestly the highlight of the entire season
This has been one of the more aggressively dull seasons of the Amazing Race I've watched in a while
hjrethuan.com Hj @hjrethuan.com · Sep 26
1. Curious why it's Europe only this season
2. Way too many former Big Brother housemates in the cast
December 12, 2025 at 7:56 AM
To be fair it's a pretty close resemblance
December 12, 2025 at 3:56 AM
So since this I have:

- Moved my big cats to their own corner of the map
- built a dedicated building for polar animals
- built another building for avian exhibits and moved my existing birds there
- put aside land for a future building for cave dwelling animals

I have put 92 hours into this game
I also realised that instead of boring old squares I could reconfigure my animal enclosures into more interesting shapes so there's another hour or so dedicated to this bullshit
December 11, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Reposted by Hj
remember that time ryu got slimed by arnold the pig
December 2, 2025 at 10:43 PM
40% don't recommend you use this airport, the only international airport within a 2100km radius
December 10, 2025 at 7:15 AM
This would make a great live action movie starring Tom Cruise and Emily Blunt
ALL YOU NEED IS KILL | Official Trailer - In Theatres January 16
YouTube video by GKIDS Films
youtu.be
December 9, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I don't know about you but I feel this December has already been going on forever
December 9, 2025 at 2:54 AM
It might be a huge shock for you to learn that this account steals all its content from Reddit
December 8, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Turns out it was Doctor Manhattan
December 7, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Despite the poor lighting this was pretty good

And thus ends my interest in the Wicked franchise
December 7, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Whenever someone mentions the Speed Racer movie I get the urge to watch it properly this time around but I never do because its on a streaming service I don't have

Anyway it turns out it's free and legit on YouTube so that's my morning sorted
December 6, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Was keen on watching this new Indonesian film on Netflix today, but after learning it glorifies their invasion of East Timor I think I'll pass
December 6, 2025 at 1:05 AM
This has been one of the more aggressively dull seasons of the Amazing Race I've watched in a while
hjrethuan.com Hj @hjrethuan.com · Sep 26
1. Curious why it's Europe only this season
2. Way too many former Big Brother housemates in the cast
December 5, 2025 at 7:39 AM