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House of Hjönk
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The Banana Does Not Stick.
Oh, interesting to hear! I feel like most of the folks who go through Szulkin’s tetralogy turn to “Golem” as the worst (some I’ve read actually abandon the set after that one… which is always dismaying to hear!) so it’s interesting to hear that you found this one the weaker of the bunch!
December 8, 2025 at 5:58 PM
OMG that’s so cute!

I love clowns so much… one day when I can afford it, I’d love to see your take on one of my clown ladies!
December 8, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Which one now? I’ve been really interested following your movie choices!
December 8, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I adore the is movie. I saw it on an awards subtitled bootleg years and years ago, and was so glad to see it (alongside Szulkin’s other apocalypse movies) get a proper US release. So glad to see it still making the rounds!
December 8, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Might I say...
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November 29, 2025 at 6:11 PM
…well, it’s weird, but I’m into weird! Excellent work on this gloriously weird idea!
November 29, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Now I’m imagining that Yugi is Eddie Murphy in the Golden Child. In fact, Kaiba is Eddie Murphy from Vampire in Brooklyn… okay who else can we cast him as? American YuGiOh reboot but it’s all Eddie Murphy!
November 28, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Yes, but do it anyway! Embrace the cringe!
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November 27, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Yes! Thank you… I swear this is one of those things that always gets me. Consistency is such a big deal that it can be an artistic deal breaker. I don’t usually hear people talk about it, so thank you for posting this!
November 20, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Short answer: There is no limit.
EMBRACE THE CRINGE! 😈
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November 20, 2025 at 4:29 AM
YES! Let's GO!
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November 20, 2025 at 12:31 AM
This look amazing, and it's not even finished!

Absolutely need more digestion work from you, if it's half as good as the early pics here! Just wonderful! 💖
November 12, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Just breathing a sigh of relief that it’s not titled ORPHANZ…
November 10, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I worry that Warner is creating a model with their current bullshit. Just dumping everything and writing it off, refusing to make it available and punishing people for wanting to see it. It genuinely infuriates me.
November 9, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I feel like that says something. We had this period where so much became available through both streaming and torrenting (and other sources) that the idea of something being hard to find became more of an exception.

And now media is disappearing again, and I wonder if anything is being archived.
November 9, 2025 at 2:42 PM
When I was in college, I used to get hired by other students (and one teacher!) to find old movies and TV shows, because I used to know all the hidden sources. Then streaming made so much available and I didn't need to do that anymore.

And now I've started getting requests again from old friends.
November 9, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Like any sex toy, the common variety is often a softer rubber-like material; but there's always those horny idiots who love the idea of more 'authentic' ones made of stone or harder materials.

Which means there are Nurse Joys who have absolutely seen things they would prefer to forget... 😈
November 9, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Curses! Foiled again! Will have to try again next time. Next tiiiime!
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November 8, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I am absolutely in love with how you did that big soft butthole and I refuse to be ashamed of it 💖💖😈💖💖
November 8, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Egads! How didn’t miss this?! I adore this! This is just so so AMAZING!
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November 6, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Ahhh, pauldrons, the likes of which Satoshi Urishihara seemed to live for! Such a fun aesthetic!
November 2, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Omg I love the mouse directing the broom! Such an adorable detail!
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November 1, 2025 at 2:45 AM