Dan Martinez
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Dan Martinez
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Geek, born to European parents. Speak Spanish and German. Grew up just outside Philadelphia; have lived in the Bay Area since the mid-90s. Exist mainly to care for and entertain dogs. Own way too many headphones.
Same. I‘ve always thought of The Riddler as a weird and campy villain even by comics standards, but Paul Dano managed to make him believable and interesting.
December 3, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Are felonies committed during previous lives disqualifying?
December 1, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Unfortunately, in US journalism it is considered neutral to spread a lie, but it is considered "biased" to call out a lie. So, there is a structural asymmetry that rewards colorful lies with virality.
November 30, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 11:35 PM
As long as I can teach it that certain series are always to have their intros played in full.
November 22, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Fastmail, at least, has a very nice interactive feature that walks you through configuring your domain so that mail sent to your address[es] of choice automatically gets handed to Fastmail. It’s necessarily technical — CNAME records are involved — but they make the process straightforward.
November 21, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Just want to strongly second this. I switched to Fastmail a few months ago: the initial migration from Google was smooth; daily use has been nothing but clean and gratifying.
November 21, 2025 at 7:12 PM
She plays Bart Curlish, whose supernatural power is to be an unstoppable killing machine, relentlessly mowing down villains. She’s also in many ways a complete innocent. If you think that that sounds like a ridiculous inherent contradiction, you’re not wrong, but… Dourif absolutely makes it work.
November 21, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Yep. She was equally terrific in Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency, while also being an almost unrecognizably different character. She’s amazing.
November 21, 2025 at 3:37 PM
His daughter Fiona is a chip off the same fantastic block.
November 21, 2025 at 3:23 PM
David Heinemeier Hansson, a well-known web developer who has a reputation for being a bit of a jerk.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_H...
David Heinemeier Hansson - Wikipedia
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November 21, 2025 at 8:07 AM
The image of a T. Rex wearing a big fishbowl-style astronaut helmet just leapt, unbidden and insuppressible, into my mind.

Production needs to begin immediately.
November 21, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Now I’m going to be here ALL DAY waiting for the carrier to arrive.
November 20, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Only inanimate surfaces? Jealous.
November 20, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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ahahahahahahaha these are fucking dipshits who thought they didn't get the cool jobs they wanted because of a mythical black affirmative action hire but it was actually because they sucked and no one would tell them that.
November 19, 2025 at 4:45 PM
👍
November 18, 2025 at 4:07 PM
26,000,000,000,000 divided by 350,000,000 is what now?
November 18, 2025 at 3:34 PM