Theresa B
@hitchhiker-42.bsky.social
Midwestern lawyer just trying to thrive. Queer, disabled, progressive.
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10/10 take. No notes.
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
10/10 take. No notes.
I passed my Annual Inspection and am on the Internet to complain, yet again, about the horrible "cover ups" at the GYN.
Just let me be naked; the fabric scraps are so much worse.
Just let me be naked; the fabric scraps are so much worse.
November 3, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I passed my Annual Inspection and am on the Internet to complain, yet again, about the horrible "cover ups" at the GYN.
Just let me be naked; the fabric scraps are so much worse.
Just let me be naked; the fabric scraps are so much worse.
I started writing a three person perspective story a few years ago, but couldn't ever figure out the third character all the way.
I think I have finally found her. Which makes me want to write again .
I think I have finally found her. Which makes me want to write again .
September 3, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I started writing a three person perspective story a few years ago, but couldn't ever figure out the third character all the way.
I think I have finally found her. Which makes me want to write again .
I think I have finally found her. Which makes me want to write again .
Someone somewhere in my neighborhood ran over or startled or otherwise harassed a skunk.
The smell forcibly woke me from an Ambien induced sleep.
Again, if anyone ever says I died in a house fire, I expect you all to call bullshit.
The smell forcibly woke me from an Ambien induced sleep.
Again, if anyone ever says I died in a house fire, I expect you all to call bullshit.
August 29, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Someone somewhere in my neighborhood ran over or startled or otherwise harassed a skunk.
The smell forcibly woke me from an Ambien induced sleep.
Again, if anyone ever says I died in a house fire, I expect you all to call bullshit.
The smell forcibly woke me from an Ambien induced sleep.
Again, if anyone ever says I died in a house fire, I expect you all to call bullshit.
I have a bone to pick with plus size clothing manufacturers:
Why, in gods names, do you keep lining your stretch fabric clothing with non stretch fabric linings? FFS.
Why, in gods names, do you keep lining your stretch fabric clothing with non stretch fabric linings? FFS.
August 20, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I have a bone to pick with plus size clothing manufacturers:
Why, in gods names, do you keep lining your stretch fabric clothing with non stretch fabric linings? FFS.
Why, in gods names, do you keep lining your stretch fabric clothing with non stretch fabric linings? FFS.
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i love Frenching (setting things on fire when the government tries 2 take away vacation days)
July 30, 2025 at 4:55 PM
i love Frenching (setting things on fire when the government tries 2 take away vacation days)
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This isn’t a hard-and-fast rule, but if a sentence starts with ‘per’ it’s usually a bummer.
June 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
This isn’t a hard-and-fast rule, but if a sentence starts with ‘per’ it’s usually a bummer.
I'm getting grumpy in my old age.
My paralegal and I were talking about an attorney I am having issues with and he called her "your current nemesis."
My paralegal and I were talking about an attorney I am having issues with and he called her "your current nemesis."
June 17, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I'm getting grumpy in my old age.
My paralegal and I were talking about an attorney I am having issues with and he called her "your current nemesis."
My paralegal and I were talking about an attorney I am having issues with and he called her "your current nemesis."
It feels more and more like Star Trek was right about how our civilization ends.
a man in a hooded robe holds a cross in his hand
ALT: a man in a hooded robe holds a cross in his hand
media.tenor.com
June 13, 2025 at 3:30 AM
It feels more and more like Star Trek was right about how our civilization ends.
Hung out at the zoo for several hours this morning and then replaced my front struts.
Very family and very butch.
Very family and very butch.
June 1, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Hung out at the zoo for several hours this morning and then replaced my front struts.
Very family and very butch.
Very family and very butch.
I managed to put my contacts in both upside down (just one) and backwards this morning.
This doesn't beat brushing my teeth with hand soap last week, but it's close.
This doesn't beat brushing my teeth with hand soap last week, but it's close.
May 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I managed to put my contacts in both upside down (just one) and backwards this morning.
This doesn't beat brushing my teeth with hand soap last week, but it's close.
This doesn't beat brushing my teeth with hand soap last week, but it's close.
My brother (National Guard) sent a Memorial Day text to his sons (Army).
Every person he served with who needs memorializing died by their own hand.
We are doing our service members a huge disservice.
Every person he served with who needs memorializing died by their own hand.
We are doing our service members a huge disservice.
May 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
My brother (National Guard) sent a Memorial Day text to his sons (Army).
Every person he served with who needs memorializing died by their own hand.
We are doing our service members a huge disservice.
Every person he served with who needs memorializing died by their own hand.
We are doing our service members a huge disservice.
Why did no one tell me Giles is hot?!
I would have watched this show so much sooner.
I would have watched this show so much sooner.
May 26, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Why did no one tell me Giles is hot?!
I would have watched this show so much sooner.
I would have watched this show so much sooner.
Migraines are the worst.
Took my meds, zonked out and now want ramen.
But I'm still nauseous.
Took my meds, zonked out and now want ramen.
But I'm still nauseous.
May 23, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Migraines are the worst.
Took my meds, zonked out and now want ramen.
But I'm still nauseous.
Took my meds, zonked out and now want ramen.
But I'm still nauseous.
Today is one of the days when doing my job in this political climate is intensely grating.
Get my name out of your fucking mouth.
Get my name out of your fucking mouth.
May 20, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Today is one of the days when doing my job in this political climate is intensely grating.
Get my name out of your fucking mouth.
Get my name out of your fucking mouth.
Making your website impossible to use on a phone (bc you want me to download your app track and sell my data easier) doesn't make me more likely to download the app; it makes it more likely for me to not buy your product at all.
May 15, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Making your website impossible to use on a phone (bc you want me to download your app track and sell my data easier) doesn't make me more likely to download the app; it makes it more likely for me to not buy your product at all.
I was just thinking about this the other day. I am in a host city, but I can't imagine that people will come here because of *everything*
As much as I want to attend World Cup matches in my own backyard, it seems insane to expect foreigners to enter a country where immigration cops are so unhinged they can’t manage to stop arresting their own citizens.
May 15, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I was just thinking about this the other day. I am in a host city, but I can't imagine that people will come here because of *everything*
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Aaaand there it is.
May 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Aaaand there it is.
I just used Bubble Boy as a comparison for masking and unmasking in autism to my nephew.
To which he replied "where's your damn bubble?!"
To which he replied "where's your damn bubble?!"
May 11, 2025 at 7:11 AM
I just used Bubble Boy as a comparison for masking and unmasking in autism to my nephew.
To which he replied "where's your damn bubble?!"
To which he replied "where's your damn bubble?!"
It took 107 days for a Trump EO to end up appearing in one of my cases
Specifically, EO 14187.
I am so mad I could spit.
Specifically, EO 14187.
I am so mad I could spit.
May 7, 2025 at 5:16 PM
It took 107 days for a Trump EO to end up appearing in one of my cases
Specifically, EO 14187.
I am so mad I could spit.
Specifically, EO 14187.
I am so mad I could spit.
Word to the wise:
It is spring. Be on the look out for critters trying to use roads.
In the last week I have seen two deer, a dog, a possum, and a groundhog all trying to cross.
Slow down. Brake for wildlife.
It is spring. Be on the look out for critters trying to use roads.
In the last week I have seen two deer, a dog, a possum, and a groundhog all trying to cross.
Slow down. Brake for wildlife.
May 5, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Word to the wise:
It is spring. Be on the look out for critters trying to use roads.
In the last week I have seen two deer, a dog, a possum, and a groundhog all trying to cross.
Slow down. Brake for wildlife.
It is spring. Be on the look out for critters trying to use roads.
In the last week I have seen two deer, a dog, a possum, and a groundhog all trying to cross.
Slow down. Brake for wildlife.
Anyone want to marry me for a year and a day on Beltane?
I am an excellent cook, exquisite cuddler and average advice giver.
🌸🌷🌺🌻🌸🌷🌺🌻
I am an excellent cook, exquisite cuddler and average advice giver.
🌸🌷🌺🌻🌸🌷🌺🌻
April 28, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Anyone want to marry me for a year and a day on Beltane?
I am an excellent cook, exquisite cuddler and average advice giver.
🌸🌷🌺🌻🌸🌷🌺🌻
I am an excellent cook, exquisite cuddler and average advice giver.
🌸🌷🌺🌻🌸🌷🌺🌻
I dreamt that I was staying on a friend's house boat for the summer, and decided to take it for a spin through a local waterway tour. Came out the other end and was stopped and told the boat wasn't registered properly.
So I paid the registration while a water spout (tiny water tornado) wandered by.
So I paid the registration while a water spout (tiny water tornado) wandered by.
April 23, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I dreamt that I was staying on a friend's house boat for the summer, and decided to take it for a spin through a local waterway tour. Came out the other end and was stopped and told the boat wasn't registered properly.
So I paid the registration while a water spout (tiny water tornado) wandered by.
So I paid the registration while a water spout (tiny water tornado) wandered by.
He's alive! I didn't know how much that was weighing on me until right now.
I said my main goal of this trip was to meet with Kilmar. Tonight I had that chance. I have called his wife, Jennifer, to pass along his message of love. I look forward to providing a full update upon my return.
April 18, 2025 at 2:40 PM
He's alive! I didn't know how much that was weighing on me until right now.
I want to see work stop, people in the streets, sit-ins at government buildings, loud protests in the senate, articles of impeachment, and nothing moves until he's out.
Deporting a US citizen should be the last goddamned straw.
Deporting a US citizen should be the last goddamned straw.
April 15, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I want to see work stop, people in the streets, sit-ins at government buildings, loud protests in the senate, articles of impeachment, and nothing moves until he's out.
Deporting a US citizen should be the last goddamned straw.
Deporting a US citizen should be the last goddamned straw.