imHitchens
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imHitchens
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who's lost gigabyte is that
it's laying on the ground
making whimpering sounds
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Turn. The. Volume. Up.
November 5, 2025 at 4:45 AM
www.google.com
May 31, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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the Marathon alpha released recently and its environments are covered with assets lifted from poster designs i made in 2017.

@bungie.net @marathonthegame.bungie.net
May 15, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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11 November 2025.
March 5, 2025 at 10:18 PM
December 24, 2024 at 12:05 PM
Are there any Standards/Frameworks for 3d printed 'structural' parts? Dimensions?

Building some LED light ramps for various things and would love to tie them into an ecosystem of intercompatible parts as if it was regular aluminium extrusions.
December 17, 2024 at 3:16 PM
You are now reading annually.
October 10, 2023 at 12:36 AM
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RT only if you are NOT becoming more conservative as you grow older.
July 11, 2023 at 12:00 AM
Woo! Just received an email celebrating my 5yr work anniversary! From our phishing simulation tool...
July 5, 2023 at 7:00 AM
Should I take three months off to live in a hotel and teach a bootcamp for aspiring COBOL devs?

It sounds like a lot of fun, but it's p. rough living away from home even if it's in a city I love.
July 4, 2023 at 1:47 PM
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Lefties may sneer, but [jumps off cliff onto jagged rocks]
June 27, 2023 at 11:48 AM
July 1, 2023 at 7:00 PM
Kid and mom buying a desk fan

Kid: The box is in Swedish, is the fan also made in Sweden?
Mom: Yes, where elsw would it be from?

This explains everything
June 24, 2023 at 10:05 AM
On one of our first dates I got my, unbeknownst to me, thalassophobic, spouse stuck in a submarine.

At least we knew some dude didn't just yt "DIY pressure vessel".
June 23, 2023 at 7:16 PM
Not sure the new local grocery store is doing too well
June 22, 2023 at 12:54 AM