Eric Hise
hise.bsky.social
Eric Hise
@hise.bsky.social
sucker for football, anything in Austin, suspended chords, videos of people seeing/hearing for the first time, finance, Wikipedia edits, and Oxford commas
Welp
November 2, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Fubo 5-day free trial FTW
November 1, 2025 at 12:36 PM
October 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Texas Longhorns on line 2…

I seriously need to reconsider my fandom, I cannot take another day of dead ass last OL
October 21, 2025 at 12:24 PM
All in on Rice
September 19, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Technically I said “we disapprove,” as in, we share in the disapproval of that idea
September 12, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I literally said I disapprove, but I also said he said some nice things too. I’m sick of the binary “people are 100% good or 100% bad” nonsense. Life is not that simple. It’s also what’s probably contributing to the two-party death spiral
September 12, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I thought he said some nice things too. But is this what we have to do in 2025, if we disapprove of 1 thing someone says, then we throw out the baby with the bath water? I swear, George Washington or Abraham Lincoln would be torn to shreds these days
September 12, 2025 at 8:01 PM
My poor son couldn’t sleep last night knowing that would not be an official record-long kick
August 11, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Lmao, did they really try to print a gif?
August 5, 2025 at 9:43 PM
July 14, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Now *that’s* a headline
July 7, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Red asses to FN: i.imgur.com/4DKS8oQ.png
June 24, 2025 at 1:01 PM
💯
June 19, 2025 at 1:55 PM
“Beautiful outside?” By June 19th, it is full on swamp ass season in the south. You might have unlocked the only non-nefarious explanation
June 19, 2025 at 1:10 PM
OH NO, DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!
June 19, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The people need you to do a mashup of Sinclair & Coruscant news
June 14, 2025 at 4:27 AM