His Chillaxellency
@his-chillaxellency.bsky.social
When it’s time to Chillax we will Chillax hard
I can’t believe that I am the only person to realise that Sidney Sweeney is actually Barry Keoghan in drag.
December 21, 2025 at 9:17 AM
I can’t believe that I am the only person to realise that Sidney Sweeney is actually Barry Keoghan in drag.
I can’t believe it only the Friday before Christmas and ALREADY I’ve lost track of what day of the week it is!
December 19, 2025 at 8:50 AM
I can’t believe it only the Friday before Christmas and ALREADY I’ve lost track of what day of the week it is!
I wish that someone would look at me the way Zach Braff looks at New Slang by The Shins 😔
December 14, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I wish that someone would look at me the way Zach Braff looks at New Slang by The Shins 😔
Iron & Wine
Looks like a fisherman
Sings like a loverman
Looks like a fisherman
Sings like a loverman
December 11, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Iron & Wine
Looks like a fisherman
Sings like a loverman
Looks like a fisherman
Sings like a loverman
If CM Punk had any self respect he would change his gimmick to being a wrestler called Pubes, and always have tufts of wiry hairs sticking out of them little shorts he wears.
December 6, 2025 at 12:49 PM
If CM Punk had any self respect he would change his gimmick to being a wrestler called Pubes, and always have tufts of wiry hairs sticking out of them little shorts he wears.
The theme tune to Red Dwarf is a Christmas song.
December 3, 2025 at 10:55 PM
The theme tune to Red Dwarf is a Christmas song.
“Listen punk, if Chubby Checker tells you to twist again like you did last summer, your ass better twist again like you did last summer, you dig?”
An excerpt from my one man play - “Chubby Checker - Mafia Boss”
An excerpt from my one man play - “Chubby Checker - Mafia Boss”
November 22, 2025 at 10:17 AM
“Listen punk, if Chubby Checker tells you to twist again like you did last summer, your ass better twist again like you did last summer, you dig?”
An excerpt from my one man play - “Chubby Checker - Mafia Boss”
An excerpt from my one man play - “Chubby Checker - Mafia Boss”
People who are excited about the release of the Epstein files are pedophile-files-philes.
November 19, 2025 at 9:14 AM
People who are excited about the release of the Epstein files are pedophile-files-philes.
What did Santa say when a speech therapist turned up at the North Pole unannounced?
“Ho-ho-how did you know I had a stutter?”
“Ho-ho-how did you know I had a stutter?”
November 16, 2025 at 10:16 PM
What did Santa say when a speech therapist turned up at the North Pole unannounced?
“Ho-ho-how did you know I had a stutter?”
“Ho-ho-how did you know I had a stutter?”
Mission Statement - To become the Mr Kipling of potato waffles
November 15, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Mission Statement - To become the Mr Kipling of potato waffles
It’s all good, the government have been compulsory evening classes running since the start of March. Attendance has been well over 95%!
I hope everyone in Ireland read up on Big 12 football history and the style of play associated with it ahead of today’s Kansas State - Iowa State game.
August 23, 2025 at 10:44 AM
It’s all good, the government have been compulsory evening classes running since the start of March. Attendance has been well over 95%!
So apparently #K-State Dr Frank Tracz think that people in Ireland "want to see American stuff, with American bands."
What an arrogant Jerk! Wouldn’t be surprised if every Irish fan at the Aviva next week will be cheering for #IState after such idiotic comments
www.kshb.com/news/local-n...
What an arrogant Jerk! Wouldn’t be surprised if every Irish fan at the Aviva next week will be cheering for #IState after such idiotic comments
www.kshb.com/news/local-n...
Kansas State, Iowa State bands unite for historic Ireland performance
The Kansas State University and Iowa State University marching bands are set to harmonize as they join forces for a once-in-a-lifetime performance in Ireland.
www.kshb.com
August 15, 2025 at 6:36 PM
So apparently #K-State Dr Frank Tracz think that people in Ireland "want to see American stuff, with American bands."
What an arrogant Jerk! Wouldn’t be surprised if every Irish fan at the Aviva next week will be cheering for #IState after such idiotic comments
www.kshb.com/news/local-n...
What an arrogant Jerk! Wouldn’t be surprised if every Irish fan at the Aviva next week will be cheering for #IState after such idiotic comments
www.kshb.com/news/local-n...
Oasis setlist from last night looks to be a brutal slap in the face to us all fans of the “Don’t Believe The Truth” Era 😡
July 5, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Oasis setlist from last night looks to be a brutal slap in the face to us all fans of the “Don’t Believe The Truth” Era 😡
Working on a very downbeat reimagining of Grease, that begins with a fatal drag race, and dwells on the aftermath. Gonna call it Griefs.
June 2, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Working on a very downbeat reimagining of Grease, that begins with a fatal drag race, and dwells on the aftermath. Gonna call it Griefs.
When it comes to the question of best album title ever, Johnny Clarke’s “Sings In Fine Style” has to be up there.
May 9, 2025 at 4:46 PM
When it comes to the question of best album title ever, Johnny Clarke’s “Sings In Fine Style” has to be up there.
Someone should do a remake of King Kong where he either eats giant bananas or pure tonnes of normal size ones.
April 12, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Someone should do a remake of King Kong where he either eats giant bananas or pure tonnes of normal size ones.
With the arrest of Russell Brand, this week marks one of the worst weeks for the man bun community since the great hacky sack shortage of ‘03 😔
April 5, 2025 at 8:38 AM
With the arrest of Russell Brand, this week marks one of the worst weeks for the man bun community since the great hacky sack shortage of ‘03 😔
A good nick name for a baker called Fred would be Bready Freddy.
February 23, 2025 at 1:28 PM
A good nick name for a baker called Fred would be Bready Freddy.
… Sex Machine?
January 17, 2025 at 9:45 PM
… Sex Machine?
New Year’s Eve already huh? How about that. Always important to reflect when a period comes to an end. Doesn’t have to be something as long as a year, a weekend’s fine too. Isn’t that right The Groop!
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youtu.be/U3kTBNsr-Gk?...
++ The Jet Song (When the Weekend's Over) ◆ The Groop ++
YouTube video by yume3314
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December 31, 2024 at 9:33 PM
New Year’s Eve already huh? How about that. Always important to reflect when a period comes to an end. Doesn’t have to be something as long as a year, a weekend’s fine too. Isn’t that right The Groop!
youtu.be/U3kTBNsr-Gk?...
youtu.be/U3kTBNsr-Gk?...
The Crystalites - Undertaker's Burial
YouTube video by Reggay
youtu.be
December 14, 2024 at 12:49 PM
Peggy Lee here singing a song about a tune coming on and not knowing the dance for it.
Thank goodness we live in more advanced times where it’s perfectly acceptable to let the music move you instead of having to study beforehand.
youtu.be/J1F9w0dfcqA?...
Thank goodness we live in more advanced times where it’s perfectly acceptable to let the music move you instead of having to study beforehand.
youtu.be/J1F9w0dfcqA?...
Caramba! It's The Samba
YouTube video by Peggy Lee - Topic
youtu.be
December 6, 2024 at 7:45 PM
Peggy Lee here singing a song about a tune coming on and not knowing the dance for it.
Thank goodness we live in more advanced times where it’s perfectly acceptable to let the music move you instead of having to study beforehand.
youtu.be/J1F9w0dfcqA?...
Thank goodness we live in more advanced times where it’s perfectly acceptable to let the music move you instead of having to study beforehand.
youtu.be/J1F9w0dfcqA?...
