Bluesky is collegial and interesting, the way Twitter used to be. Bonus: most people can spell.

Pete Hegseth installed a make-up station at the Pentagon.

JD Vance loves a smoky dark eyeliner.

Trump cakes on orange base till he resembles an Oompa Loompa.

And these guys say LGBTQs are threatening gender norms?

Someone I know cancelled their trip to the US because, according to them, "it looks too crazy over there."

He lives in Pakistan, folks.

"i'm an indoor kitty," is my new, cute way of saying i'm too afraid to leave the house.

sorry i cant tonight or ever my cats are expecting me at home

Cats will act as social workers for their own adoption cases. One day they just show up on your doorstep and are like, “You got a cat? No? OK, well you do now. What’s for lunch?”

An amazing resignation letter to Bove from an AUSA who worked on the Adams case.

Money quote: “I expect you will eventually find someone who is enough of a fool, or enough of a coward, to file your motion. But it was never going to be me.”

Fun fact: If you were half as reckless, irresponsible and prejudiced in your words, deeds and actions as the President of the United States, you'd probably get fired from your job.

‘Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.’ — Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

On #MLKDay, we honor his legacy by choosing love over hate, justice over injustice, and hope over fear.

Going to be here a lot more often starting tomorrow as I X out another app. Hope all my faves have made it over here.

I don't understand people who leave their home in the morning to go get coffee.

How do you manage to get out of bed, get dressed, and make it to the coffee shop without caffeine? 🤔😂

This is how you become a writer: just pick one of the things that is deeply wrong with you. Make it a character. Now send it on a self-help journey or try to kill it. Now call it a book.