Hipstre (cool, British spelling)
@hipstre.bsky.social
I am NOT an alien living among you, observing you, and preparing you for "The Event." Go about your business. This is NOT a warning. February 9, 2028 is just another day.
When you get to the point where you have to clean up a spot in order to make a mess in order to start clarifying things, you are in trouble. Your life becomes an eternal "tile game."
August 6, 2025 at 11:48 PM
When you get to the point where you have to clean up a spot in order to make a mess in order to start clarifying things, you are in trouble. Your life becomes an eternal "tile game."
Time Capsules! 200 years of stunning disappointments!
July 27, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Time Capsules! 200 years of stunning disappointments!
Here! Here! I do indeed agree, Good Sir! In fact all of us here at the Academy do indeed agree with your nuanced and enlightening views of #enshittification. Now please continue on, and enlighten us all with your views on #amazeballs.
July 25, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Here! Here! I do indeed agree, Good Sir! In fact all of us here at the Academy do indeed agree with your nuanced and enlightening views of #enshittification. Now please continue on, and enlighten us all with your views on #amazeballs.
I feel like a forty eight year old, cruelly trapped in the body of a fifty three year old.
July 20, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I feel like a forty eight year old, cruelly trapped in the body of a fifty three year old.
"The #Economy" is the subtle art of trading NOT dropping #nuclear #bombs on people in exchange for not letting us know that we live off of #slave #labor. For example: How much should an #egg cost in exchange for not dropping a nuclear bomb on you? How do we work this out? What's the exchange rate?
July 18, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I have seen thousands of homeless people over the decades. Not once have I seen a (self-described) #Christian washing their feet, offering them the shirt off their back, or giving them all of their #money. When that's the norm, we can look into enshrining Christian #Values into our laws.
July 17, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I have seen thousands of homeless people over the decades. Not once have I seen a (self-described) #Christian washing their feet, offering them the shirt off their back, or giving them all of their #money. When that's the norm, we can look into enshrining Christian #Values into our laws.
July 17, 2025 at 10:05 PM
July 17, 2025 at 1:54 PM
One million dollar study on #homelessness reveals: We need a $10,000,000 study.
Ten million dollar study on homelessness reveals: We need a $100,000,000 study.
One hundred million dollar study on homeless reveals: We can solve the problem! All we need is $111,000,000.
Ten million dollar study on homelessness reveals: We need a $100,000,000 study.
One hundred million dollar study on homeless reveals: We can solve the problem! All we need is $111,000,000.
July 6, 2025 at 8:29 AM
One million dollar study on #homelessness reveals: We need a $10,000,000 study.
Ten million dollar study on homelessness reveals: We need a $100,000,000 study.
One hundred million dollar study on homeless reveals: We can solve the problem! All we need is $111,000,000.
Ten million dollar study on homelessness reveals: We need a $100,000,000 study.
One hundred million dollar study on homeless reveals: We can solve the problem! All we need is $111,000,000.
I just realized I've had a $15/month #autopayment going to #KONY2012 for the last thirteen years. That's $2340. I wonder if I can get that back?
July 4, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I just realized I've had a $15/month #autopayment going to #KONY2012 for the last thirteen years. That's $2340. I wonder if I can get that back?
Should it not have been No KING Day?
June 18, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Should it not have been No KING Day?
Living in 2025: It would cost $1,000,000,000 to end #homelessness. So let's form a $2,000,000,000 initiative to explore how we might get that down to $975,000,000.
May 23, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Living in 2025: It would cost $1,000,000,000 to end #homelessness. So let's form a $2,000,000,000 initiative to explore how we might get that down to $975,000,000.
Looking forward to at least nine days of shit free woods.
April 21, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Looking forward to at least nine days of shit free woods.
I was afraid of the Right creating financial black holes through an interconnection of "churches", "charities", PACs and offshore finagling. But I guess I should have been worried about straight, cash bribes.
March 31, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I was afraid of the Right creating financial black holes through an interconnection of "churches", "charities", PACs and offshore finagling. But I guess I should have been worried about straight, cash bribes.
If you show up to play #baseball, and the first batter beats the #umpire to death and declares his team has won, and no one does anything about it, then that's what baseball is now. Eventually, baseball becomes ONE team gets to beat the umpire to death, and everyone can sing a song if they want to.
March 22, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I am seeing a lot of, "Hey, ICE just treated this wealthy, attractive, white lady as if she were a poor, non-white lady… Are we going to put up with this!?" stories.
March 18, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I am seeing a lot of, "Hey, ICE just treated this wealthy, attractive, white lady as if she were a poor, non-white lady… Are we going to put up with this!?" stories.
A #priest, an #atheist and a #rabbit are sitting alone in their rooms in separate parts of their country. They will never meet, much less go to a bar, or cross a road. Their lives are meaningless as none of them were, are or ever will be #corporations.
March 15, 2025 at 9:51 PM
A #priest, an #atheist and a #rabbit are sitting alone in their rooms in separate parts of their country. They will never meet, much less go to a bar, or cross a road. Their lives are meaningless as none of them were, are or ever will be #corporations.
This has been bugging me for fifty years: WHAT THE HELL IS "Send in the Clowns" by Judy Collins about? She's been putting out albums one after the other for SIXTY YEARS! Unbelievable voice. #JudyCollins WELL, MAYBE NEXT YEAR... WHAT? What is this song about?
March 13, 2025 at 12:01 PM
This has been bugging me for fifty years: WHAT THE HELL IS "Send in the Clowns" by Judy Collins about? She's been putting out albums one after the other for SIXTY YEARS! Unbelievable voice. #JudyCollins WELL, MAYBE NEXT YEAR... WHAT? What is this song about?
Every single day I notice a new, tiny "Fuck You" that the world has to offer. Hey, you're favorite snack now comes in a 7⅝ ounce bag instead of 8, and the price has gone up. Just our little way of saying, "Fuck you." Hey! Forty police to hassle a 72 year old legless woman at a bus stop at 3:20 AM!
March 10, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Every single day I notice a new, tiny "Fuck You" that the world has to offer. Hey, you're favorite snack now comes in a 7⅝ ounce bag instead of 8, and the price has gone up. Just our little way of saying, "Fuck you." Hey! Forty police to hassle a 72 year old legless woman at a bus stop at 3:20 AM!
Time for the #MillionMan(gione)March.
March 6, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Time for the #MillionMan(gione)March.
No one even remembers the "normal" we are trying to "get back to."
March 4, 2025 at 11:55 PM
No one even remembers the "normal" we are trying to "get back to."
If you are over 50 in the USA, your life is over. It's going to be a twenty plus year #unavoidable #descent into #kleptocracy, #corruption, #autocracy, #civilwar, #economic #decline, #environmental #disaster, and #revolution. Before a plodding twenty plus year crawl out of the #quagmire.
February 22, 2025 at 8:04 PM
If you are over 50 in the USA, your life is over. It's going to be a twenty plus year #unavoidable #descent into #kleptocracy, #corruption, #autocracy, #civilwar, #economic #decline, #environmental #disaster, and #revolution. Before a plodding twenty plus year crawl out of the #quagmire.
I am guessing about a 20% chance of the first person being killed by an #armed #security #robot at the last protest before complete descent into #dictatorship coming in April. 100% - Drones photographing people, facial recognition sold to private "security", used as a screening mechanism for hiring.
February 19, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I am guessing about a 20% chance of the first person being killed by an #armed #security #robot at the last protest before complete descent into #dictatorship coming in April. 100% - Drones photographing people, facial recognition sold to private "security", used as a screening mechanism for hiring.
The #legislature has abdicated. The courts are issuing rulings. The #executive is ignoring them. There is no enforcement mechanism. That's it. It's over. The USA is a #dictatorship. There is no going back. There will not be elections in 2026. There will not be an #election in 2028. #Rubicon crossed.
February 19, 2025 at 12:17 PM
The #legislature has abdicated. The courts are issuing rulings. The #executive is ignoring them. There is no enforcement mechanism. That's it. It's over. The USA is a #dictatorship. There is no going back. There will not be elections in 2026. There will not be an #election in 2028. #Rubicon crossed.