The poster formerly known as _dockellis
@hippielongstocking.bsky.social
I'm still gonna call them tweets
Mets fan unfortunately
Mets fan unfortunately
What the hell are they doing to these poor monkeys
October 28, 2025 at 11:55 PM
What the hell are they doing to these poor monkeys
Baseball
March 27, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Baseball
There is not a single real person on the Miami Marlins
March 17, 2025 at 9:10 PM
There is not a single real person on the Miami Marlins
Dangit Billy you been fishing down at that witch's swamp again??? Don't you lie to me boy i know your head didn't turn into a damn pumpkin on its own
March 11, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Dangit Billy you been fishing down at that witch's swamp again??? Don't you lie to me boy i know your head didn't turn into a damn pumpkin on its own
Drinking raspberry iced tea with the window open on the first warm day of the year is truly what it's all about
March 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Drinking raspberry iced tea with the window open on the first warm day of the year is truly what it's all about
Everyone wants to publish a zine, nobody wants to read a zine
March 10, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Everyone wants to publish a zine, nobody wants to read a zine
I'm not sure why they still bother putting jokers in decks of cards but i'm glad they do. I love those little freaks
February 12, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I'm not sure why they still bother putting jokers in decks of cards but i'm glad they do. I love those little freaks
(Giving in to a hedonistic impulse for the 12th time today) i deserve this
February 2, 2025 at 4:05 AM
(Giving in to a hedonistic impulse for the 12th time today) i deserve this
Super bowl lix? Sounds disgusting
January 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Super bowl lix? Sounds disgusting
Uber drivers are singlehandedly keeping the cars with weird door handles market alive
January 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Uber drivers are singlehandedly keeping the cars with weird door handles market alive
If those people in smallville thought they were just seeing a bird or a plane what the hell were they freaking out about
December 16, 2024 at 5:21 PM
If those people in smallville thought they were just seeing a bird or a plane what the hell were they freaking out about
When the beach boys say "christmas comes this time each year" its like......so trueeeeeee
December 15, 2024 at 8:23 PM
When the beach boys say "christmas comes this time each year" its like......so trueeeeeee
If anyone's looking for a christmas gift idea for me
December 6, 2024 at 6:37 PM
If anyone's looking for a christmas gift idea for me
It's that time of the year where spotify tells me what a special little guy i am for listening to music
December 4, 2024 at 7:36 PM
It's that time of the year where spotify tells me what a special little guy i am for listening to music
I hate when i don't get to be the one to pull the request stop cord on the bus
November 24, 2024 at 9:13 PM
I hate when i don't get to be the one to pull the request stop cord on the bus
Just saw this on ig please do not tell me the kids are getting nostalgic for the covid years
November 20, 2024 at 6:14 PM
Just saw this on ig please do not tell me the kids are getting nostalgic for the covid years
7/11 is a place on earth
November 19, 2024 at 4:59 PM
7/11 is a place on earth
Checking into hospice care with a case of the sniffles
November 17, 2024 at 11:08 PM
Checking into hospice care with a case of the sniffles
Great conan o'brien is hosting the oscars which means now i have to watch the fucking oscars
November 15, 2024 at 7:56 PM
Great conan o'brien is hosting the oscars which means now i have to watch the fucking oscars
Breaking: Trump appoints your mom as Secretary of Not Being Easy
November 15, 2024 at 12:07 PM
Breaking: Trump appoints your mom as Secretary of Not Being Easy
My friend & roommate Jacob has recently taken on a ton of debt to try and save the life of his cat and we just found out that it wasn't enough and he isn't going to make it. He's looking at somewhere between $7,000-$10,000 owed in addition to dealing with the loss of his best friend.
November 14, 2024 at 5:45 PM
My friend & roommate Jacob has recently taken on a ton of debt to try and save the life of his cat and we just found out that it wasn't enough and he isn't going to make it. He's looking at somewhere between $7,000-$10,000 owed in addition to dealing with the loss of his best friend.
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Lucas Duda
People act like positive masculinity is some fucking big secret and it’s just like get guys in a room and ask them to name baseball players who have had 30 home runs in a season. There done boom
November 14, 2024 at 12:19 AM
Lucas Duda
Wrong. Some of repurpose twisted tea into delightful little hats
November 11, 2024 at 7:56 PM
Wrong. Some of repurpose twisted tea into delightful little hats