HippieKissed
@hippiekissed.bsky.social
GenX Queen 👑 Seamstress🧵Hippie🌈 Nerd 🤓 Cat Mom 😺 Witch 🖤 🔮 ✨ 🧙♀️🌙 NO DMs, I will block you just for trying.
I'm my own Valentine this year.
Me: Whatchu want baby?
Me: Doc Martens and flowers.
Me: Okay baby, anything for you.
Me: Whatchu want baby?
Me: Doc Martens and flowers.
Me: Okay baby, anything for you.
January 11, 2026 at 2:05 PM
I'm my own Valentine this year.
Me: Whatchu want baby?
Me: Doc Martens and flowers.
Me: Okay baby, anything for you.
Me: Whatchu want baby?
Me: Doc Martens and flowers.
Me: Okay baby, anything for you.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
November 3, 2025 at 8:20 PM
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
remember the days when the only thing that went "Snap Crackle Pop" was your cereal?
November 3, 2025 at 8:17 PM
remember the days when the only thing that went "Snap Crackle Pop" was your cereal?
In honor of Timothy Leary's birthday, I think I'm going to drop some acid and go touch grass.
October 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
In honor of Timothy Leary's birthday, I think I'm going to drop some acid and go touch grass.
Secrets to a successful relationship.
1. Separate blankets
2. Separate finances (with a common goal)
3. Complete honesty and transparency
4. Laugh. Laugh til you snort, fall over, and wet your pants... then laugh about that too.
1. Separate blankets
2. Separate finances (with a common goal)
3. Complete honesty and transparency
4. Laugh. Laugh til you snort, fall over, and wet your pants... then laugh about that too.
October 19, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Secrets to a successful relationship.
1. Separate blankets
2. Separate finances (with a common goal)
3. Complete honesty and transparency
4. Laugh. Laugh til you snort, fall over, and wet your pants... then laugh about that too.
1. Separate blankets
2. Separate finances (with a common goal)
3. Complete honesty and transparency
4. Laugh. Laugh til you snort, fall over, and wet your pants... then laugh about that too.
Reminder! Anti-Antifa is just Fa.
Fa-Q
Fa-Q
October 19, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Reminder! Anti-Antifa is just Fa.
Fa-Q
Fa-Q
I just realized my default mode for emergencies is Beans and Cornbread. Anytime we have a major problem I always make beans & cornbread, psycho clean the house and look for extra work.
October 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I just realized my default mode for emergencies is Beans and Cornbread. Anytime we have a major problem I always make beans & cornbread, psycho clean the house and look for extra work.
Sometimes I'll just let random shows play while I'm sewing, or movies that I've seen a million times.
I happened across Grimm. And I think that is going to be my next "full attention" show.
I happened across Grimm. And I think that is going to be my next "full attention" show.
October 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Sometimes I'll just let random shows play while I'm sewing, or movies that I've seen a million times.
I happened across Grimm. And I think that is going to be my next "full attention" show.
I happened across Grimm. And I think that is going to be my next "full attention" show.
✊🏾 On This Day in Hippie History
The Civil Rights Act was signed into law,
banning segregation and race-based discrimination. It was a promise. A promise they broke.
Photo By Cecil Stoughton (WHPO) - photolab.lbjlib.utexas.edu/detail.asp?i..., Public Domain, commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?...
The Civil Rights Act was signed into law,
banning segregation and race-based discrimination. It was a promise. A promise they broke.
Photo By Cecil Stoughton (WHPO) - photolab.lbjlib.utexas.edu/detail.asp?i..., Public Domain, commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?...
July 2, 2025 at 1:17 PM
✊🏾 On This Day in Hippie History
The Civil Rights Act was signed into law,
banning segregation and race-based discrimination. It was a promise. A promise they broke.
Photo By Cecil Stoughton (WHPO) - photolab.lbjlib.utexas.edu/detail.asp?i..., Public Domain, commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?...
The Civil Rights Act was signed into law,
banning segregation and race-based discrimination. It was a promise. A promise they broke.
Photo By Cecil Stoughton (WHPO) - photolab.lbjlib.utexas.edu/detail.asp?i..., Public Domain, commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?...
Why is adulting just a never-ending game of ‘find the thing that’s making that weird noise and fix it’?
June 23, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Why is adulting just a never-ending game of ‘find the thing that’s making that weird noise and fix it’?
🕊️ On This Day in Hippie History – June 23, 1941
Robert Hunter was born in Arroyo Grande, CA, and somewhere between the Acid Tests and the open road, he became the wordsmith of the Grateful Dead’s soul.
Box of Rain. Ripple. Truckin’.
Happy Birthday, Robert. You helped us make sense of the trip.
Robert Hunter was born in Arroyo Grande, CA, and somewhere between the Acid Tests and the open road, he became the wordsmith of the Grateful Dead’s soul.
Box of Rain. Ripple. Truckin’.
Happy Birthday, Robert. You helped us make sense of the trip.
June 23, 2025 at 12:19 PM
🕊️ On This Day in Hippie History – June 23, 1941
Robert Hunter was born in Arroyo Grande, CA, and somewhere between the Acid Tests and the open road, he became the wordsmith of the Grateful Dead’s soul.
Box of Rain. Ripple. Truckin’.
Happy Birthday, Robert. You helped us make sense of the trip.
Robert Hunter was born in Arroyo Grande, CA, and somewhere between the Acid Tests and the open road, he became the wordsmith of the Grateful Dead’s soul.
Box of Rain. Ripple. Truckin’.
Happy Birthday, Robert. You helped us make sense of the trip.
Y'all I need to vent. It's been 4 days with no sign of Squeakers.
Then Ruffy, my sick boy, got well enough that he wanted to roam the house. He promptly consumed hamburger grease. Which, gave him diarrhea. And thats no joke for a cat who is coming back from a dangerous weight loss. I'm gonna cry.
Then Ruffy, my sick boy, got well enough that he wanted to roam the house. He promptly consumed hamburger grease. Which, gave him diarrhea. And thats no joke for a cat who is coming back from a dangerous weight loss. I'm gonna cry.
May 12, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Y'all I need to vent. It's been 4 days with no sign of Squeakers.
Then Ruffy, my sick boy, got well enough that he wanted to roam the house. He promptly consumed hamburger grease. Which, gave him diarrhea. And thats no joke for a cat who is coming back from a dangerous weight loss. I'm gonna cry.
Then Ruffy, my sick boy, got well enough that he wanted to roam the house. He promptly consumed hamburger grease. Which, gave him diarrhea. And thats no joke for a cat who is coming back from a dangerous weight loss. I'm gonna cry.
The vibe today: barefoot, slightly feral, and one with the dandelions in my yard. 🌼🦋
April 30, 2025 at 8:07 PM
The vibe today: barefoot, slightly feral, and one with the dandelions in my yard. 🌼🦋
Oh yay! I get to play my favorite game. Find the missing embroidery needle in my carpeted office. Last time I found it with my toe.
April 30, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Oh yay! I get to play my favorite game. Find the missing embroidery needle in my carpeted office. Last time I found it with my toe.
Living off-grid as a kid taught me more about life than any textbook. A-frame home, no electricity, and lots of lessons. Now I know I can survive anything...even this.
April 29, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Living off-grid as a kid taught me more about life than any textbook. A-frame home, no electricity, and lots of lessons. Now I know I can survive anything...even this.
GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD!
Remember me as I fade into dust.
I just heard Twisted Sister on a Country Crock commercial.
In lieu of flowers, send Butter.
Remember me as I fade into dust.
I just heard Twisted Sister on a Country Crock commercial.
In lieu of flowers, send Butter.
April 23, 2025 at 8:09 PM
GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD!
Remember me as I fade into dust.
I just heard Twisted Sister on a Country Crock commercial.
In lieu of flowers, send Butter.
Remember me as I fade into dust.
I just heard Twisted Sister on a Country Crock commercial.
In lieu of flowers, send Butter.
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“Art of the deal!” I say while ordering delivery after intentionally burning dinner.
April 9, 2025 at 10:09 PM
“Art of the deal!” I say while ordering delivery after intentionally burning dinner.
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Hey y'all I found the dopamine.
It's in this bag of Doritos.
It's in this bag of Doritos.
April 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Hey y'all I found the dopamine.
It's in this bag of Doritos.
It's in this bag of Doritos.
What is your "barter skill" for the coming depression? I sew, I have a garden, and I know about wild food and herbal medicine.
April 9, 2025 at 1:50 PM
What is your "barter skill" for the coming depression? I sew, I have a garden, and I know about wild food and herbal medicine.
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It says RIGHT IN MY BIO.
Don't DM me, I'll block you just for trying.
And some folks still gotta try me.
Don't DM me, I'll block you just for trying.
And some folks still gotta try me.
April 3, 2025 at 12:25 PM
It says RIGHT IN MY BIO.
Don't DM me, I'll block you just for trying.
And some folks still gotta try me.
Don't DM me, I'll block you just for trying.
And some folks still gotta try me.
Everyone say a little prayer. All the storm chasers in their weird trucks have converged on Central Arkansas. I've seen both the Twister movies. I know what that means.
April 2, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Everyone say a little prayer. All the storm chasers in their weird trucks have converged on Central Arkansas. I've seen both the Twister movies. I know what that means.