🌻☮️🪬Chris🪬☮️🌻
@hippiehousekeeper.bsky.social
Parent of a suspiciously homophobic cat.
🏛️ Housekeeper
📚 Bookworm [🏳️🌈&🌶️]
🧁 Baker of delicious things
🧶 Occasional crap knitter
🌱 Vegetarian for the animals
✨ Be Kind to every fucker out here
🏛️ Housekeeper
📚 Bookworm [🏳️🌈&🌶️]
🧁 Baker of delicious things
🧶 Occasional crap knitter
🌱 Vegetarian for the animals
✨ Be Kind to every fucker out here
I should’ve said no to overtime. I’m exhausted this morning. Roll on 4pm folks
January 25, 2026 at 6:10 AM
I should’ve said no to overtime. I’m exhausted this morning. Roll on 4pm folks
Woke up feeling like a cats arsehole this morning 😷🤧
January 24, 2026 at 6:48 AM
Woke up feeling like a cats arsehole this morning 😷🤧
My cat thinks I’m stupid
January 23, 2026 at 1:37 PM
My cat thinks I’m stupid
My lactose intolerant arse will never learn it’s lesson
January 21, 2026 at 10:22 PM
My lactose intolerant arse will never learn it’s lesson
Still, it’s small and cute
Downgraded to the iPhone SE3 to help detox digitally and I’ve spent more time on this phone than any other fml
January 21, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Still, it’s small and cute
Downgraded to the iPhone SE3 to help detox digitally and I’ve spent more time on this phone than any other fml
January 21, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Downgraded to the iPhone SE3 to help detox digitally and I’ve spent more time on this phone than any other fml
I dreamt Katya Zamo opened the Superbowl with an iconic show and it was ELITE
January 20, 2026 at 5:52 AM
I dreamt Katya Zamo opened the Superbowl with an iconic show and it was ELITE
Today, I predict my supervisor will ask me to work tomorrow.
January 20, 2026 at 5:50 AM
Today, I predict my supervisor will ask me to work tomorrow.
Bitch, I woke up like several times last night
a man in a brown sweater is sitting on a couch with his hand on his chin .
ALT: a man in a brown sweater is sitting on a couch with his hand on his chin .
media.tenor.com
January 20, 2026 at 5:43 AM
Bitch, I woke up like several times last night
Trying my best not to fall asleep right now
January 18, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Trying my best not to fall asleep right now
I'm literally a fucking Hobbit. I live on a mountain and have hairy feet...
As long as I can live my life quietly with my cat and husband, and read books by the fire in my living room, bake in the kitchen and drink tea in the evenings as I scroll Reddit and Bluesky - preferably as it rains outside.... Then the world the do whatever it wants. Just leave me in peace
January 18, 2026 at 1:34 PM
I'm literally a fucking Hobbit. I live on a mountain and have hairy feet...
As long as I can live my life quietly with my cat and husband, and read books by the fire in my living room, bake in the kitchen and drink tea in the evenings as I scroll Reddit and Bluesky - preferably as it rains outside.... Then the world the do whatever it wants. Just leave me in peace
January 18, 2026 at 1:32 PM
As long as I can live my life quietly with my cat and husband, and read books by the fire in my living room, bake in the kitchen and drink tea in the evenings as I scroll Reddit and Bluesky - preferably as it rains outside.... Then the world the do whatever it wants. Just leave me in peace
The US needs to fuck off, we don't need the orange wankstain or his politics
US 'wants countries to pay $1bn to stay on Gaza peace board'
US 'wants countries to pay $1bn to stay on Gaza peace board'
Donald Trump wants countries to pay $1bn to be permanent members of the US-backed Board of Peace, according to reports.
news.sky.com
January 18, 2026 at 1:27 PM
The US needs to fuck off, we don't need the orange wankstain or his politics
Bought non-alcohol wine and decided to have a glass - just to try it out. Turns out, after being sober for a while, alcohol and alcohol-flavoured drinks are NOT for me. I have full clarity now - I'll never drink again and I'm honestly thrilled about it. #sobriety
January 18, 2026 at 11:48 AM
Bought non-alcohol wine and decided to have a glass - just to try it out. Turns out, after being sober for a while, alcohol and alcohol-flavoured drinks are NOT for me. I have full clarity now - I'll never drink again and I'm honestly thrilled about it. #sobriety
Do not want to see shit on my timeline
January 18, 2026 at 11:15 AM
Do not want to see shit on my timeline
Live, laugh, lobotomy
live, laugh, lasagna
live, laugh, lerrrgan
January 17, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Live, laugh, lobotomy
@calumrdevine.bsky.social omg!!! Omg HI! You may not remember me, it's been a few years. We spoke online when I was in Glasgow. I hope you remember me omg
January 16, 2026 at 5:56 PM
@calumrdevine.bsky.social omg!!! Omg HI! You may not remember me, it's been a few years. We spoke online when I was in Glasgow. I hope you remember me omg
Being bilingual is a major headfuck sometimes. My brain literally needs a hard reset
January 16, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Being bilingual is a major headfuck sometimes. My brain literally needs a hard reset
Good riddance I say
X has stopped working
X has stopped working
www.independent.co.uk
January 16, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Good riddance I say
My body has starting falling to shit since I turned 30. Does it go downhill from here now folks?
January 16, 2026 at 11:02 AM
My body has starting falling to shit since I turned 30. Does it go downhill from here now folks?
Who else is gagging for #TheTraitors tonight?
January 14, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Who else is gagging for #TheTraitors tonight?
So excited to have 2 days off starting tomorrow
a man wearing sunglasses looks out of a car window
ALT: a man wearing sunglasses looks out of a car window
media.tenor.com
January 14, 2026 at 5:43 AM
So excited to have 2 days off starting tomorrow
I love my job but fuck me my feet ache
January 13, 2026 at 7:36 PM
I love my job but fuck me my feet ache