Sam
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Sam
@hines-sam.bsky.social
A cool guy doing cool stuff.
How does Acrobat possibly suck this much ass on 2025? Boss man even pays for the pro version.
July 28, 2025 at 7:06 PM
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...

"...the Secretary of Defense may employ any other members of the regular Armed Forces as necessary to augment and support the protection of Federal functions and property in any number determined appropriate in his discretion."

Concerning.
Department of Defense Security for the Protection of Department of Homeland Security Functions
MEMORANDUM FOR THE SECRETARY OF DEFENSE                THE ATTORNEY GENERAL
www.whitehouse.gov
June 9, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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If a Muslim in the US publicly called for a missile strike on a famous celebrity activist onboard a civilian ship or plane, the FBI would be investigating them for terrorism.

But a rich white guy gets to incite violence without any consequences 🤷🏽‍♂️👇🏽
June 7, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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I’m aware we drastically overuse the “what if Democrats did this” argument but yes, if a undetected tornado killed five people a month after a Democratic president defunded the office that handles detecting tornadoes the impeachment hearings would have already started
May 18, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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BREAKING: The EPA says it will reverse most of the drinking water standards aimed at protecting people from toxic "forever chemicals" known as PFAS.

Even low levels of the chemicals known as PFAS are linked with cancer and other health problems.

www.politico.com/news/2025/05...
Trump EPA moves to weaken drinking water limits on toxic ‘forever chemicals’
The administration said it wants to rescind and reconsider whether limits are needed for four PFAS that chemical companies are still producing and using in the U.S. despite known health risks.
www.politico.com
May 14, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Why would you ever scroll in public on an unsilenced phone? Are you a fucking baby with an iPad?
May 14, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Pay no mind to this market crash.

Trump is merely making stocks affordable to the common man; Biden could never.
March 11, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Caught my first whiff of Spring this morning; nearly had me tearing up.
February 24, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Stephen Miller got into politics because his arms are too weak to strangle prostitutes.
February 19, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Vance always looks like he has that low income white girl filter on.
January 20, 2025 at 4:35 PM
How to convert Doge to Trump coins
January 19, 2025 at 2:54 PM
The elapsed time between the "can't wait for spring, we're all getting too fat" discussion and the "we gotta find a new donut place by the new office location ASAP" discussion this morning was maybe 12 minutes.
January 14, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Idea-
When it rains, my spat-out Zyn pouches rehydrate and come wriggling outta the ground like little nicotine worms
December 27, 2024 at 10:13 PM
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Merry Christmas to all
December 25, 2024 at 12:09 AM
If I ever get neck fat rolls take me out back n Old Yeller me.
June 15, 2024 at 11:11 PM