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Movies, Gaming, FPL Shithousery, Cats & Satire. Don't let this bastard game grind you down.
One Love.
One Love.
The only account I still occasionally check Twitter for.
2 hours apart. I love him.
2 hours apart. I love him.
November 23, 2025 at 10:14 PM
The only account I still occasionally check Twitter for.
2 hours apart. I love him.
2 hours apart. I love him.
3 FTs all used
Gabriel, Ndiaye, Bowen out
VVD, Mbeumo, Thiago in (and immediately benched)
Mbeumo captain
Rodon to cover the Timber doubt
If ALL of this could not backfire I'd be grateful
Half is bedded in
Gabriel, Ndiaye, Bowen out
VVD, Mbeumo, Thiago in (and immediately benched)
Mbeumo captain
Rodon to cover the Timber doubt
If ALL of this could not backfire I'd be grateful
Half is bedded in
November 21, 2025 at 11:31 PM
3 FTs all used
Gabriel, Ndiaye, Bowen out
VVD, Mbeumo, Thiago in (and immediately benched)
Mbeumo captain
Rodon to cover the Timber doubt
If ALL of this could not backfire I'd be grateful
Half is bedded in
Gabriel, Ndiaye, Bowen out
VVD, Mbeumo, Thiago in (and immediately benched)
Mbeumo captain
Rodon to cover the Timber doubt
If ALL of this could not backfire I'd be grateful
Half is bedded in
Predicted Man Utd team for @emma1.bsky.social and her squad
Sesko and Maguire are out, but Amirom surely can't line up with 5 defenders at home to Everton
As such, I think Amad goes back to wing back and Mount comes in. Zirkzee will finally get some minutes as well.
Sesko and Maguire are out, but Amirom surely can't line up with 5 defenders at home to Everton
As such, I think Amad goes back to wing back and Mount comes in. Zirkzee will finally get some minutes as well.
November 21, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Predicted Man Utd team for @emma1.bsky.social and her squad
Sesko and Maguire are out, but Amirom surely can't line up with 5 defenders at home to Everton
As such, I think Amad goes back to wing back and Mount comes in. Zirkzee will finally get some minutes as well.
Sesko and Maguire are out, but Amirom surely can't line up with 5 defenders at home to Everton
As such, I think Amad goes back to wing back and Mount comes in. Zirkzee will finally get some minutes as well.
Locked in. Fuck this game. The sweet relief of the international break is so close I can urinate on it.
November 8, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Locked in. Fuck this game. The sweet relief of the international break is so close I can urinate on it.
Committed to (finally) Bench Boosting.
3 free transfers but suspect using just 1
Kudus out. Worst transfer all season.
Caicedo. Amad or Rogers in.
Preferences welcome. Can afford up to 7.1m.
3 free transfers but suspect using just 1
Kudus out. Worst transfer all season.
Caicedo. Amad or Rogers in.
Preferences welcome. Can afford up to 7.1m.
November 7, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Committed to (finally) Bench Boosting.
3 free transfers but suspect using just 1
Kudus out. Worst transfer all season.
Caicedo. Amad or Rogers in.
Preferences welcome. Can afford up to 7.1m.
3 free transfers but suspect using just 1
Kudus out. Worst transfer all season.
Caicedo. Amad or Rogers in.
Preferences welcome. Can afford up to 7.1m.
Man Utd Predicted XI for @emma1.bsky.social
I think Maguire comes back in. Amiron likes his experience in the bigger fixtures.
Only other decision is Dorgu v Dalot. And think we for the extra attacker v Porro.
Mount could start over Sesko like against Liverpool, but I'd be surprised.
I think Maguire comes back in. Amiron likes his experience in the bigger fixtures.
Only other decision is Dorgu v Dalot. And think we for the extra attacker v Porro.
Mount could start over Sesko like against Liverpool, but I'd be surprised.
November 7, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Man Utd Predicted XI for @emma1.bsky.social
I think Maguire comes back in. Amiron likes his experience in the bigger fixtures.
Only other decision is Dorgu v Dalot. And think we for the extra attacker v Porro.
Mount could start over Sesko like against Liverpool, but I'd be surprised.
I think Maguire comes back in. Amiron likes his experience in the bigger fixtures.
Only other decision is Dorgu v Dalot. And think we for the extra attacker v Porro.
Mount could start over Sesko like against Liverpool, but I'd be surprised.
November 2, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Waking up to see people with every player returning and looking at my worst midfield in the fucking game
And yes. I benched Semenyo. Like an absolute dickhead.
I embrace the fisting to come.
And yes. I benched Semenyo. Like an absolute dickhead.
I embrace the fisting to come.
November 2, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Waking up to see people with every player returning and looking at my worst midfield in the fucking game
And yes. I benched Semenyo. Like an absolute dickhead.
I embrace the fisting to come.
And yes. I benched Semenyo. Like an absolute dickhead.
I embrace the fisting to come.
Just gonna roll to 3FT and try and bench boost next week.
Nobody I desperately want this GW.
Minteh maybe but then he has an awful fixture next week.
Faith in Pedro and Kudus to get returns in a typically high scoring derby match, despite losing value in both 💀
Benching Semy as I like pain.
Nobody I desperately want this GW.
Minteh maybe but then he has an awful fixture next week.
Faith in Pedro and Kudus to get returns in a typically high scoring derby match, despite losing value in both 💀
Benching Semy as I like pain.
October 31, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Just gonna roll to 3FT and try and bench boost next week.
Nobody I desperately want this GW.
Minteh maybe but then he has an awful fixture next week.
Faith in Pedro and Kudus to get returns in a typically high scoring derby match, despite losing value in both 💀
Benching Semy as I like pain.
Nobody I desperately want this GW.
Minteh maybe but then he has an awful fixture next week.
Faith in Pedro and Kudus to get returns in a typically high scoring derby match, despite losing value in both 💀
Benching Semy as I like pain.
Man Utd predicted XI for @emma1.bsky.social
Have gone for unchanged. Which almost never happens so expect a curveball. Dorgu, Maguire and Mount could all sneak back in - but suspect no more than one.
Everything goes through Mbeumo in terms of direct attacks. Get him now before I buy him back.
Have gone for unchanged. Which almost never happens so expect a curveball. Dorgu, Maguire and Mount could all sneak back in - but suspect no more than one.
Everything goes through Mbeumo in terms of direct attacks. Get him now before I buy him back.
October 31, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Man Utd predicted XI for @emma1.bsky.social
Have gone for unchanged. Which almost never happens so expect a curveball. Dorgu, Maguire and Mount could all sneak back in - but suspect no more than one.
Everything goes through Mbeumo in terms of direct attacks. Get him now before I buy him back.
Have gone for unchanged. Which almost never happens so expect a curveball. Dorgu, Maguire and Mount could all sneak back in - but suspect no more than one.
Everything goes through Mbeumo in terms of direct attacks. Get him now before I buy him back.
Very reluctantly I have cancelled the bench boost following Gabriel gate (and the small matter of using a wildcard to but 2 West Ham players)
GW11 now the plan
Will get punished I'm sure but is what it is
GW11 now the plan
Will get punished I'm sure but is what it is
October 24, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Very reluctantly I have cancelled the bench boost following Gabriel gate (and the small matter of using a wildcard to but 2 West Ham players)
GW11 now the plan
Will get punished I'm sure but is what it is
GW11 now the plan
Will get punished I'm sure but is what it is
Easiest Man Utd team to predict all season for @emma1.bsky.social and her team
Mount and Maguire both have knocks - which is translation for I wanted Yoro and Sesko back for this game anyway
If he picks Dalot over Dorgu again I will attack him
Rest of the team is nailed
Mount and Maguire both have knocks - which is translation for I wanted Yoro and Sesko back for this game anyway
If he picks Dalot over Dorgu again I will attack him
Rest of the team is nailed
October 24, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Easiest Man Utd team to predict all season for @emma1.bsky.social and her team
Mount and Maguire both have knocks - which is translation for I wanted Yoro and Sesko back for this game anyway
If he picks Dalot over Dorgu again I will attack him
Rest of the team is nailed
Mount and Maguire both have knocks - which is translation for I wanted Yoro and Sesko back for this game anyway
If he picks Dalot over Dorgu again I will attack him
Rest of the team is nailed
Swapped Enzo and Burn for Kudus and Diouf last minute
What have I done
What have I done
October 18, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Swapped Enzo and Burn for Kudus and Diouf last minute
What have I done
What have I done
Wildcard complete.
If we hear anything re Enzo being out I will switch him or Ndiaye to Kudus and downgrade Burn to Diouf
Half tempted to do that anyway. Everything else locked in stone. Bench boost next week is the plan.
Good luck pillocks.
If we hear anything re Enzo being out I will switch him or Ndiaye to Kudus and downgrade Burn to Diouf
Half tempted to do that anyway. Everything else locked in stone. Bench boost next week is the plan.
Good luck pillocks.
October 18, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Wildcard complete.
If we hear anything re Enzo being out I will switch him or Ndiaye to Kudus and downgrade Burn to Diouf
Half tempted to do that anyway. Everything else locked in stone. Bench boost next week is the plan.
Good luck pillocks.
If we hear anything re Enzo being out I will switch him or Ndiaye to Kudus and downgrade Burn to Diouf
Half tempted to do that anyway. Everything else locked in stone. Bench boost next week is the plan.
Good luck pillocks.
Predicted Man Utd team for @emma1.bsky.social to lose to Liverpool on Sunday.
Unchanged. Dorgu might play. Be surprised if anybody else broke into the team. Expect Cunha to be benched again.
Mbeumo is worth a punt as Liverpool are so bad down that side defensively with Kerkez.
Unchanged. Dorgu might play. Be surprised if anybody else broke into the team. Expect Cunha to be benched again.
Mbeumo is worth a punt as Liverpool are so bad down that side defensively with Kerkez.
October 17, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Predicted Man Utd team for @emma1.bsky.social to lose to Liverpool on Sunday.
Unchanged. Dorgu might play. Be surprised if anybody else broke into the team. Expect Cunha to be benched again.
Mbeumo is worth a punt as Liverpool are so bad down that side defensively with Kerkez.
Unchanged. Dorgu might play. Be surprised if anybody else broke into the team. Expect Cunha to be benched again.
Mbeumo is worth a punt as Liverpool are so bad down that side defensively with Kerkez.
Could def see him on the shamisen
October 16, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Could def see him on the shamisen
Think I'm settled on this for the Wildcard. All be it I'm currently 0.1 short so relying on gentle farming at the death.
Ndiaye is only one I'm not sure on so will drop him down if needed.
Plan is BB GW9 as it stands.
Ndiaye is only one I'm not sure on so will drop him down if needed.
Plan is BB GW9 as it stands.
October 16, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Think I'm settled on this for the Wildcard. All be it I'm currently 0.1 short so relying on gentle farming at the death.
Ndiaye is only one I'm not sure on so will drop him down if needed.
Plan is BB GW9 as it stands.
Ndiaye is only one I'm not sure on so will drop him down if needed.
Plan is BB GW9 as it stands.
What do we reckon, on paper, is a better bench boost?
GW9 FIRST
GW11 SECOND
Favouring 9 but double Palace attack v my double Arsenal defence is only going to go one way or the other 😆
GW9 FIRST
GW11 SECOND
Favouring 9 but double Palace attack v my double Arsenal defence is only going to go one way or the other 😆
October 15, 2025 at 8:50 AM
What do we reckon, on paper, is a better bench boost?
GW9 FIRST
GW11 SECOND
Favouring 9 but double Palace attack v my double Arsenal defence is only going to go one way or the other 😆
GW9 FIRST
GW11 SECOND
Favouring 9 but double Palace attack v my double Arsenal defence is only going to go one way or the other 😆
Absolute cinema.
Ghost of Yotei. Kurosawa mode.
Ghost of Yotei. Kurosawa mode.
October 11, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Absolute cinema.
Ghost of Yotei. Kurosawa mode.
Ghost of Yotei. Kurosawa mode.
The merry band of wankstains rolled out again
One change. Milenkovic finally slain, and bound to stab me in the back.
Timber in. Watch Ben White replace him on 59 minutes.
Double Utd attack still. Fuck my life. Wildcard will be active as soon as deadline is passed.
Banter season.
One change. Milenkovic finally slain, and bound to stab me in the back.
Timber in. Watch Ben White replace him on 59 minutes.
Double Utd attack still. Fuck my life. Wildcard will be active as soon as deadline is passed.
Banter season.
October 3, 2025 at 3:32 PM
The merry band of wankstains rolled out again
One change. Milenkovic finally slain, and bound to stab me in the back.
Timber in. Watch Ben White replace him on 59 minutes.
Double Utd attack still. Fuck my life. Wildcard will be active as soon as deadline is passed.
Banter season.
One change. Milenkovic finally slain, and bound to stab me in the back.
Timber in. Watch Ben White replace him on 59 minutes.
Double Utd attack still. Fuck my life. Wildcard will be active as soon as deadline is passed.
Banter season.
Predicted Man Utd team for @emma1.bsky.social
Surely Lammens starts, but who knows with this nobhead.
I actually think there's an outside chance Bruno gets dropped, but it would still be a surprise.
Amad has to come back in. Mount may also be favoured over Cunha.
Who knows. Or cares.
Surely Lammens starts, but who knows with this nobhead.
I actually think there's an outside chance Bruno gets dropped, but it would still be a surprise.
Amad has to come back in. Mount may also be favoured over Cunha.
Who knows. Or cares.
October 3, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Predicted Man Utd team for @emma1.bsky.social
Surely Lammens starts, but who knows with this nobhead.
I actually think there's an outside chance Bruno gets dropped, but it would still be a surprise.
Amad has to come back in. Mount may also be favoured over Cunha.
Who knows. Or cares.
Surely Lammens starts, but who knows with this nobhead.
I actually think there's an outside chance Bruno gets dropped, but it would still be a surprise.
Amad has to come back in. Mount may also be favoured over Cunha.
Who knows. Or cares.
Man Utd board. Give him another month. See what he can do 💀
September 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Man Utd board. Give him another month. See what he can do 💀