HM
@hindumonkey.bsky.social
Movies, Gaming, FPL Shithousery, Cats & Satire. Don't let this bastard game grind you down.
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HM
@hindumonkey.bsky.social
· Jul 4
Today we said goodbye to the greatest FPL playing cat that ever lived. My best friend for 16 years. Those of you who have followed me for a while on X will know how big a part of my life he was.
He died in my arms giving me one last kiss. We will never forget him. Our boy. Richard Hawley.
He died in my arms giving me one last kiss. We will never forget him. Our boy. Richard Hawley.
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Nigel Farage is named 43 times in the Epstein files.
43 times.
not 1 or 2 times.
43.
why is he not being asked about this and why are the media not questioning this?
this is the man who most bookies think will be our next PM, yet I've yet to see ANY journalist or publication question this.
43 times.
not 1 or 2 times.
43.
why is he not being asked about this and why are the media not questioning this?
this is the man who most bookies think will be our next PM, yet I've yet to see ANY journalist or publication question this.
February 4, 2026 at 7:21 AM
Nigel Farage is named 43 times in the Epstein files.
43 times.
not 1 or 2 times.
43.
why is he not being asked about this and why are the media not questioning this?
this is the man who most bookies think will be our next PM, yet I've yet to see ANY journalist or publication question this.
43 times.
not 1 or 2 times.
43.
why is he not being asked about this and why are the media not questioning this?
this is the man who most bookies think will be our next PM, yet I've yet to see ANY journalist or publication question this.
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Do NOT believe the lies of #Farage & #Reform.
5p off a pint - whoop-de-fucking-do! 🙄
Remember, while we might save a whopping 5p on a pint, the #privatised health insurance he’s proposing will end up costing us thousands more.
5p off a pint - whoop-de-fucking-do! 🙄
Remember, while we might save a whopping 5p on a pint, the #privatised health insurance he’s proposing will end up costing us thousands more.
5p off a pint Nigel Farage is offering you, which will cost you an extra £0.4bn on your taxes or £0.4bn off your Public Spending.
These are the 'great' changes Reform are offering.
Absolutely fuck all.
These are the 'great' changes Reform are offering.
Absolutely fuck all.
February 4, 2026 at 6:51 AM
Do NOT believe the lies of #Farage & #Reform.
5p off a pint - whoop-de-fucking-do! 🙄
Remember, while we might save a whopping 5p on a pint, the #privatised health insurance he’s proposing will end up costing us thousands more.
5p off a pint - whoop-de-fucking-do! 🙄
Remember, while we might save a whopping 5p on a pint, the #privatised health insurance he’s proposing will end up costing us thousands more.
I feel I owe Liverpool an apology for saying their team was the worst I'd seen win a Premier League when this Arsenal side exists
February 4, 2026 at 7:36 AM
I feel I owe Liverpool an apology for saying their team was the worst I'd seen win a Premier League when this Arsenal side exists
Literally taking food from children to give beer to boomers.
It's hard to think of any policy in our political history, which greater symbolises how we are entirely controlled by a single, selfish generation.
It's hard to think of any policy in our political history, which greater symbolises how we are entirely controlled by a single, selfish generation.
February 3, 2026 at 9:35 AM
Literally taking food from children to give beer to boomers.
It's hard to think of any policy in our political history, which greater symbolises how we are entirely controlled by a single, selfish generation.
It's hard to think of any policy in our political history, which greater symbolises how we are entirely controlled by a single, selfish generation.
12th shit GW in a row.
It can't go on like this, can it
It can't go on like this, can it
a man wearing glasses stands in front of a purple hat that says bbc radio lancashire
ALT: a man wearing glasses stands in front of a purple hat that says bbc radio lancashire
media.tenor.com
February 2, 2026 at 10:14 PM
12th shit GW in a row.
It can't go on like this, can it
It can't go on like this, can it
Once again. Played Dubravaka over Petrovic.
February 2, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Once again. Played Dubravaka over Petrovic.
Me trying to have a good GW
February 1, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Me trying to have a good GW
Carrick Ball massively offsetting an FPL season where everything I touch turns to molten shit.
Plus you know. Spurs. If you can't laugh, you have nothing.
Plus you know. Spurs. If you can't laugh, you have nothing.
February 1, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Carrick Ball massively offsetting an FPL season where everything I touch turns to molten shit.
Plus you know. Spurs. If you can't laugh, you have nothing.
Plus you know. Spurs. If you can't laugh, you have nothing.
*sold Gordon
*went Rice over Enzo
97th minute clean sheet wipe out for Van Hecke
Minteh one pointer
No defcons
Rice blank in a 4-0 win
Benched Petrovic
This can't continue
Minteh one pointer
No defcons
Rice blank in a 4-0 win
Benched Petrovic
This can't continue
January 31, 2026 at 8:55 PM
*sold Gordon
*went Rice over Enzo
97th minute clean sheet wipe out for Van Hecke
Minteh one pointer
No defcons
Rice blank in a 4-0 win
Benched Petrovic
This can't continue
Minteh one pointer
No defcons
Rice blank in a 4-0 win
Benched Petrovic
This can't continue
a man wearing glasses and a black jacket is sitting in front of a purple microphone that says bbc radio lancashire
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a black jacket is sitting in front of a purple microphone that says bbc radio lancashire
media.tenor.com
January 31, 2026 at 7:57 PM
*went Rice over Enzo
97th minute clean sheet wipe out for Van Hecke
Minteh one pointer
No defcons
Rice blank in a 4-0 win
Benched Petrovic
This can't continue
Minteh one pointer
No defcons
Rice blank in a 4-0 win
Benched Petrovic
This can't continue
a man wearing glasses and a black jacket is sitting in front of a purple microphone that says bbc radio lancashire
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a black jacket is sitting in front of a purple microphone that says bbc radio lancashire
media.tenor.com
January 31, 2026 at 5:02 PM
97th minute clean sheet wipe out for Van Hecke
Minteh one pointer
No defcons
Rice blank in a 4-0 win
Benched Petrovic
This can't continue
Minteh one pointer
No defcons
Rice blank in a 4-0 win
Benched Petrovic
This can't continue
Gordon > Rice
Gambling on Minteh
Bruno captain. One return in 10 weeks for me. Avoid.
No transfers. No cash. No hope.
Likely forced into a WC next week.
Gambling on Minteh
Bruno captain. One return in 10 weeks for me. Avoid.
No transfers. No cash. No hope.
Likely forced into a WC next week.
January 31, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Gordon > Rice
Gambling on Minteh
Bruno captain. One return in 10 weeks for me. Avoid.
No transfers. No cash. No hope.
Likely forced into a WC next week.
Gambling on Minteh
Bruno captain. One return in 10 weeks for me. Avoid.
No transfers. No cash. No hope.
Likely forced into a WC next week.
One desicion this week. Gordon out, to ensure he scores at Anfield.
But for Rice or Enzo. Not sure who I want to curse more. Probably Chelsea as they are Utds rivals.
Really tough call. I know Enzo is more popular so lots won't want me to go there. I'll start the bidding at a reach around.
But for Rice or Enzo. Not sure who I want to curse more. Probably Chelsea as they are Utds rivals.
Really tough call. I know Enzo is more popular so lots won't want me to go there. I'll start the bidding at a reach around.
January 30, 2026 at 6:03 PM
One desicion this week. Gordon out, to ensure he scores at Anfield.
But for Rice or Enzo. Not sure who I want to curse more. Probably Chelsea as they are Utds rivals.
Really tough call. I know Enzo is more popular so lots won't want me to go there. I'll start the bidding at a reach around.
But for Rice or Enzo. Not sure who I want to curse more. Probably Chelsea as they are Utds rivals.
Really tough call. I know Enzo is more popular so lots won't want me to go there. I'll start the bidding at a reach around.
Man Utd Predicted XI for @emma1.bsky.social
Tough to call which of Sesko, Cunha, Amad and Mbeumo misses out. But I'm going for the below under the logic that Carrick will only change one role, not two. So I think its between Sesko or Mbeumo, with Amad and Cunha wide.
Massive game.
Tough to call which of Sesko, Cunha, Amad and Mbeumo misses out. But I'm going for the below under the logic that Carrick will only change one role, not two. So I think its between Sesko or Mbeumo, with Amad and Cunha wide.
Massive game.
January 30, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Man Utd Predicted XI for @emma1.bsky.social
Tough to call which of Sesko, Cunha, Amad and Mbeumo misses out. But I'm going for the below under the logic that Carrick will only change one role, not two. So I think its between Sesko or Mbeumo, with Amad and Cunha wide.
Massive game.
Tough to call which of Sesko, Cunha, Amad and Mbeumo misses out. But I'm going for the below under the logic that Carrick will only change one role, not two. So I think its between Sesko or Mbeumo, with Amad and Cunha wide.
Massive game.
I've gone from Watkins, to Bowen, to Pedro, back to Bowen, to Ekitike... with ONE fucking goal between them all season.
Genuinely feel paralysed in making another move in that position.
At least I'm hurting Liverpool currently.
Genuinely feel paralysed in making another move in that position.
At least I'm hurting Liverpool currently.
January 28, 2026 at 8:35 AM
I've gone from Watkins, to Bowen, to Pedro, back to Bowen, to Ekitike... with ONE fucking goal between them all season.
Genuinely feel paralysed in making another move in that position.
At least I'm hurting Liverpool currently.
Genuinely feel paralysed in making another move in that position.
At least I'm hurting Liverpool currently.
There are only two barometers of art that I truly judge another person on
Do they think the Wire is the best TV show ever made... and do they love Calvin and Hobbes
The first tests their mind, and the second their soul
If you're 2 for 2, follow me for a free tuna sandwich.
Do they think the Wire is the best TV show ever made... and do they love Calvin and Hobbes
The first tests their mind, and the second their soul
If you're 2 for 2, follow me for a free tuna sandwich.
January 27, 2026 at 11:46 PM
There are only two barometers of art that I truly judge another person on
Do they think the Wire is the best TV show ever made... and do they love Calvin and Hobbes
The first tests their mind, and the second their soul
If you're 2 for 2, follow me for a free tuna sandwich.
Do they think the Wire is the best TV show ever made... and do they love Calvin and Hobbes
The first tests their mind, and the second their soul
If you're 2 for 2, follow me for a free tuna sandwich.
Near season ending injury for Dorgu. Really feel for him. And my bench. Who else is going to score monster hauls on it now.
January 27, 2026 at 11:07 AM
Near season ending injury for Dorgu. Really feel for him. And my bench. Who else is going to score monster hauls on it now.
The literal Tory cabinet who fucked our economy, fucked up Brexit, fucked up Covid and fucked up our entire future are just uniting under the banner of another party so you vote them in to get fucked again.
Stupidest. Country. Ever.
Stupidest. Country. Ever.
January 26, 2026 at 1:21 PM
The literal Tory cabinet who fucked our economy, fucked up Brexit, fucked up Covid and fucked up our entire future are just uniting under the banner of another party so you vote them in to get fucked again.
Stupidest. Country. Ever.
Stupidest. Country. Ever.
I will never stop benching Patrick Dorgu
January 25, 2026 at 5:41 PM
I will never stop benching Patrick Dorgu
12 weeks without a good game week. Dead teams are lapping me. Killing attacker after attacker after attacker.
This can't go on.
This can't go on.
a man wearing glasses and a black jacket is sitting in front of a purple microphone that says bbc radio lancashire
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a black jacket is sitting in front of a purple microphone that says bbc radio lancashire
media.tenor.com
January 25, 2026 at 4:05 PM
12 weeks without a good game week. Dead teams are lapping me. Killing attacker after attacker after attacker.
This can't go on.
This can't go on.
At least it will be funny when I finally sell Gordon and he scores at Liverpool.
January 25, 2026 at 3:24 PM
At least it will be funny when I finally sell Gordon and he scores at Liverpool.
I just want Harry Wilson to die
Is that to much to ask...
Is that to much to ask...
January 24, 2026 at 4:53 PM
I just want Harry Wilson to die
Is that to much to ask...
Is that to much to ask...
So glad I sold Bowen last week after 396 blanks in a row for my team.
Excellent.
Excellent.
January 24, 2026 at 1:18 PM
So glad I sold Bowen last week after 396 blanks in a row for my team.
Excellent.
Excellent.
Loading up another red arrow. Other than the Utd game, we've come to the stage where I won't be watching a single minute of pain soaked fisting until further notice.
January 24, 2026 at 8:08 AM
Loading up another red arrow. Other than the Utd game, we've come to the stage where I won't be watching a single minute of pain soaked fisting until further notice.