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p.o.c til I d-i-e 😤
they/them
I make cool press on nails
when all someone posts about is their haters I’m assuming they’re talking about themselves cos like clearly no one’s hating here but you my guy
March 29, 2025 at 11:12 AM
I am NOT crying in the laundromat cos I thought about how much my dad loves me for too long
March 11, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I would rather cut my own tits off with no anesthesia than watch an instagram reel
March 11, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Laura Jane Grace has always been so hot I could die 😩
March 11, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Bulgur? I barley know her
March 7, 2025 at 6:38 AM
I think it’s pretty homophobic that I can’t stream Grease rn
February 24, 2025 at 4:52 PM
ITS MY FOCKIN BIRTHDAY 🎉
February 18, 2025 at 2:44 PM
being stoned and the only person in the bus is really a blessing 🥹
February 8, 2025 at 3:54 AM
my favorite thing about the bus drivers in queens is that they genuinely don’t give a shit if you pay the fare or not at night
February 8, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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And now to start a needlepoint project for a friend.
January 31, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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“You’re so funny” thanks here’s a list of Upsetting things that have happened to me
January 30, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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I fixed it
January 30, 2025 at 8:14 PM
if you don’t shave your armpits but you shave your legs, why? /g personally I don’t shave either but sometimes in summer I like to pretend my legs are hot dogs so I end up shaving like twice a year
January 31, 2025 at 7:30 PM
of all the things I could want out of the new season of Yellowjackets, what I want the most is for them to have hired someone who actually knows how to install wigs
January 23, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Now that TikTok is gone I guess I’ll have to go start a revolution or something
January 19, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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my hobbies? spotting parallels, identifying patterns, making connections, unraveling nuances, observing, pondering
January 19, 2025 at 4:30 AM
remember when Emma burnt down The Dot and then got married to Spinner after he found out Jane cheated on him with Declan!?!

if Teen Nick hadn’t saved Degrassi we would have had to deal with THAT as a series finale 🤢
December 13, 2024 at 5:41 PM
why did Jesse Lacey have to say “you are calm and repose, let your beauty unfold” and then be an actual creep
December 12, 2024 at 4:54 AM
Barry Keoghan is just temu JTT (Jonathan Taylor Thomas). That is all
December 10, 2024 at 2:22 AM
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Burger King: We Won’t Turn You In To The Feds™
December 9, 2024 at 7:07 PM
How do I inform Bluesky that I actually do not like T****r S***t and truly find it a hate crime to see her in my feed?
December 9, 2024 at 8:46 PM
@sg2772.bsky.social if you saw the original no you didn’t 😶‍🌫️
December 9, 2024 at 7:32 PM
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I never had twitter or X I just came here because I hate Elon…also WTH is blue cross blue shield making anesthesia flat rate?
December 5, 2024 at 6:05 PM
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I know there are bigger issues to focus on, and I haven’t lost sight of them…

But can movies/TV figure out sound so one volume works the whole time? Why is the dialogue a whisper, but a passing car sounds like it just drove through my wall?

Rant over 😑
December 8, 2024 at 9:15 PM
female gaze this female gaze that about men who are just lanky. You wanna know what the female gaze is? ZACH WOODS he is the female gaze and no I won’t be elaborating
Jared From Silicon Valley GIF
ALT: Jared From Silicon Valley GIF
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2024 at 12:28 AM