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Landon
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Thirst traps and random thoughts
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May 6, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Just an empty locker room is the best locker room
March 13, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Hope everyone has a productive Friday
February 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Might be #fcf but my thighs had other ideas
February 14, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Dr told me I couldn’t take a picture of my X-ray because of HIPAA concerns
February 2, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Never owned a singlet before but definitely getting more now. What events do you guys were these at though?
January 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM
“An activity was detected and is ready for review” and it’s just me jerking off🫣. Also, 4 minutes in zone 5???
January 24, 2025 at 1:33 PM
What I mean when I say I’m working from home
January 22, 2025 at 8:29 PM
120 days until it’s skimpy swimwear season again
January 11, 2025 at 6:38 PM
This is how I expect to leave that elevator
January 6, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Last good morning of 2024
December 31, 2024 at 2:46 PM
Crab cakes
December 20, 2024 at 3:50 AM
I don’t know, he looks innocent to me
December 9, 2024 at 7:13 PM
BF: you should edge for the (2.5hr) drive home

Me:
December 1, 2024 at 12:13 AM
The road to 250lbs is paved with ham and mac and cheese
November 30, 2024 at 12:53 AM
If you see this pic, quote a picture of your #softcock
November 14, 2024 at 11:28 PM
At least there’s no bots here
November 14, 2024 at 8:02 PM