Landon
@hilluminati.bsky.social
📍ATL
Thirst traps and random thoughts
Thirst traps and random thoughts
Told my bf I was going to drink a can of pineapple juice a day for 5 days and see if my cum tastes better. He said fine but you can’t cum until then. It’s only day two 😭
July 9, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Told my bf I was going to drink a can of pineapple juice a day for 5 days and see if my cum tastes better. He said fine but you can’t cum until then. It’s only day two 😭
The The
Notification Activity
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May 6, 2025 at 7:08 PM
The The
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Anyone want to recreate this? Must go skilled at tying ropes 😶
March 14, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Anyone want to recreate this? Must go skilled at tying ropes 😶
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Chuck Schumer should have been replaced 8 years ago.
One of the main reasons for the rise of American fascism is the cowardice from appeasement ‘centrists.’
One of the main reasons for the rise of American fascism is the cowardice from appeasement ‘centrists.’
March 14, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Chuck Schumer should have been replaced 8 years ago.
One of the main reasons for the rise of American fascism is the cowardice from appeasement ‘centrists.’
One of the main reasons for the rise of American fascism is the cowardice from appeasement ‘centrists.’
Just an empty locker room is the best locker room
March 13, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Just an empty locker room is the best locker room
Hope everyone has a productive Friday
February 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Hope everyone has a productive Friday
Dr told me I couldn’t take a picture of my X-ray because of HIPAA concerns
February 2, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Dr told me I couldn’t take a picture of my X-ray because of HIPAA concerns
Trump: fires the heads of the FAA, Transportation Security Administration and disbands the Aviation Security Advisory Committee.
Also Trump: blames Democrats for making the airspace less safe.
Also Trump: blames Democrats for making the airspace less safe.
January 30, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Trump: fires the heads of the FAA, Transportation Security Administration and disbands the Aviation Security Advisory Committee.
Also Trump: blames Democrats for making the airspace less safe.
Also Trump: blames Democrats for making the airspace less safe.
Never owned a singlet before but definitely getting more now. What events do you guys were these at though?
January 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Never owned a singlet before but definitely getting more now. What events do you guys were these at though?
If you haven’t seen The Substance yet, don’t. What the fuck.
January 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
If you haven’t seen The Substance yet, don’t. What the fuck.
“An activity was detected and is ready for review” and it’s just me jerking off🫣. Also, 4 minutes in zone 5???
January 24, 2025 at 1:33 PM
“An activity was detected and is ready for review” and it’s just me jerking off🫣. Also, 4 minutes in zone 5???
What I mean when I say I’m working from home
January 22, 2025 at 8:29 PM
What I mean when I say I’m working from home
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Ethel Cain criticises the United States Congress in new Instagram story:
“Kill More CEOs”
“Kill More CEOs”
January 11, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Ethel Cain criticises the United States Congress in new Instagram story:
“Kill More CEOs”
“Kill More CEOs”
120 days until it’s skimpy swimwear season again
January 11, 2025 at 6:38 PM
120 days until it’s skimpy swimwear season again
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Last good morning of 2024
December 31, 2024 at 2:46 PM
Last good morning of 2024
My favorite TikTok genre is the straight women sexualizing their hot husbands for the gays
December 24, 2024 at 2:33 AM
My favorite TikTok genre is the straight women sexualizing their hot husbands for the gays
When did everyone decide to get that butterfly tattooed on their chest?
December 22, 2024 at 6:58 AM
When did everyone decide to get that butterfly tattooed on their chest?
I don’t know, he looks innocent to me
December 9, 2024 at 7:13 PM
I don’t know, he looks innocent to me
Dating a white guy is crazy sometimes because why did he just wash his hands after moisturizing my back? “I don’t want my hands to be sticky” …what???
December 9, 2024 at 3:43 AM
Dating a white guy is crazy sometimes because why did he just wash his hands after moisturizing my back? “I don’t want my hands to be sticky” …what???
This is what I mean when I say I want to be tied up
December 1, 2024 at 3:09 PM
This is what I mean when I say I want to be tied up
BF: you should edge for the (2.5hr) drive home
Me:
Me:
December 1, 2024 at 12:13 AM
BF: you should edge for the (2.5hr) drive home
Me:
Me:
I view shower sex with similar enthusiasm to being waterboarded
I’m gonna be honest, I’m not a morning sex person…. When I wake up, I need coffee and the bathroom
November 30, 2024 at 3:36 PM
I view shower sex with similar enthusiasm to being waterboarded