Happy Parson
@hillbilly67.bsky.social
It is clear that some priests must masturbate if they are to achieve celibacy. Cock worshipper and Phallus devotee. Spreading the word of Cock. Previously @unclejohn58.bsky.social
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Happy Parson
@hillbilly67.bsky.social
· Aug 12
I'm a humble and devoted servant of Lord Cock. Masturbating is praying
The
man who postpones his personal
physical orgasm/ejaculations for the
sake of deeper immersion in Cock is
a priest of Phallus.
man who postpones his personal
physical orgasm/ejaculations for the
sake of deeper immersion in Cock is
a priest of Phallus.
December 21, 2025 at 5:42 AM
The
man who postpones his personal
physical orgasm/ejaculations for the
sake of deeper immersion in Cock is
a priest of Phallus.
man who postpones his personal
physical orgasm/ejaculations for the
sake of deeper immersion in Cock is
a priest of Phallus.
There are countless ways to enter
the Church and to celebrate. In your
mind, with your eyes, with your
imagination, with your body. Alone
and in the company of other men. All
men who adore Cock are on a
shining path of truth.
the Church and to celebrate. In your
mind, with your eyes, with your
imagination, with your body. Alone
and in the company of other men. All
men who adore Cock are on a
shining path of truth.
December 21, 2025 at 5:18 AM
There are countless ways to enter
the Church and to celebrate. In your
mind, with your eyes, with your
imagination, with your body. Alone
and in the company of other men. All
men who adore Cock are on a
shining path of truth.
the Church and to celebrate. In your
mind, with your eyes, with your
imagination, with your body. Alone
and in the company of other men. All
men who adore Cock are on a
shining path of truth.
Make of me, through Your phallic
presence and power, Your monk,
Your vessel, Your priest on earth.
Teach me the meaning of worship.
Give me focus on You, give me
attention to You, give me love for You.
presence and power, Your monk,
Your vessel, Your priest on earth.
Teach me the meaning of worship.
Give me focus on You, give me
attention to You, give me love for You.
December 21, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Make of me, through Your phallic
presence and power, Your monk,
Your vessel, Your priest on earth.
Teach me the meaning of worship.
Give me focus on You, give me
attention to You, give me love for You.
presence and power, Your monk,
Your vessel, Your priest on earth.
Teach me the meaning of worship.
Give me focus on You, give me
attention to You, give me love for You.
The place between a
man's legs is the true Church. It has
the energy and power of the heart of
the Sun. It is God's chosen place. It
is the site of all miracles, of grace
and the fulfillment of all dreams. I
pray to this place, I pray and adore
the sacred presence in this place.
man's legs is the true Church. It has
the energy and power of the heart of
the Sun. It is God's chosen place. It
is the site of all miracles, of grace
and the fulfillment of all dreams. I
pray to this place, I pray and adore
the sacred presence in this place.
December 21, 2025 at 4:38 AM
The place between a
man's legs is the true Church. It has
the energy and power of the heart of
the Sun. It is God's chosen place. It
is the site of all miracles, of grace
and the fulfillment of all dreams. I
pray to this place, I pray and adore
the sacred presence in this place.
man's legs is the true Church. It has
the energy and power of the heart of
the Sun. It is God's chosen place. It
is the site of all miracles, of grace
and the fulfillment of all dreams. I
pray to this place, I pray and adore
the sacred presence in this place.
Devote your time to pleasing and
pleasuring and worshiping Cock.
Devote your time and energy to
loving and worshiping Cock.
pleasuring and worshiping Cock.
Devote your time and energy to
loving and worshiping Cock.
December 21, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Devote your time to pleasing and
pleasuring and worshiping Cock.
Devote your time and energy to
loving and worshiping Cock.
pleasuring and worshiping Cock.
Devote your time and energy to
loving and worshiping Cock.
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October 20, 2025 at 9:09 AM
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October 20, 2025 at 9:12 AM
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Share if you’re a solosexual addicted to the bate!!! #solosexual #pornosexual #gooner #goon #gooning #gooncaps #bator #masturbator #masturbating #penis #edger
December 19, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Share if you’re a solosexual addicted to the bate!!! #solosexual #pornosexual #gooner #goon #gooning #gooncaps #bator #masturbator #masturbating #penis #edger
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May all men
find freedom in the absolute worship and pleasure of Cock!
find freedom in the absolute worship and pleasure of Cock!
December 18, 2025 at 5:35 AM
May all men
find freedom in the absolute worship and pleasure of Cock!
find freedom in the absolute worship and pleasure of Cock!
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What a son/man desires is COCK; better to be poor than a liar.
December 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
What a son/man desires is COCK; better to be poor than a liar.
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VENHA PARA
A IGREJA
DO TESÃO
A IGREJA
DO TESÃO
December 17, 2025 at 8:57 PM
VENHA PARA
A IGREJA
DO TESÃO
A IGREJA
DO TESÃO
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VENHA PARA
A IGREJA
DO TESÃO
A IGREJA
DO TESÃO
December 17, 2025 at 8:58 PM
VENHA PARA
A IGREJA
DO TESÃO
A IGREJA
DO TESÃO
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Sun outside, still dry inside
May 26, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Sun outside, still dry inside
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While on highway yesterday I was getting bored and sleepy, I started masturbating for one hour and things went way much better! Hail Holy Cock!
July 5, 2025 at 6:13 AM
While on highway yesterday I was getting bored and sleepy, I started masturbating for one hour and things went way much better! Hail Holy Cock!
May I be a devoted and true lover
and servant of Cock in every way.
May this lover and servant of God be blessed with Your Joy.
and servant of Cock in every way.
May this lover and servant of God be blessed with Your Joy.
December 17, 2025 at 2:29 PM
May I be a devoted and true lover
and servant of Cock in every way.
May this lover and servant of God be blessed with Your Joy.
and servant of Cock in every way.
May this lover and servant of God be blessed with Your Joy.