Happy Parson
@hillbilly67.bsky.social
It is clear that some priests must masturbate if they are to achieve celibacy. Cock worshipper and Phallus devotee. Spreading the word of Cock. Previously @unclejohn58.bsky.social
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Happy Parson
@hillbilly67.bsky.social
· Aug 12
I'm a humble and devoted servant of Lord Cock. Masturbating is praying
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It’s okay to be a masturbator, bro.
It’s okay to let your Cock control you.
It’s okay to NEED to touch your Penis every chance you get.
And it’s okay to spend hours and hours feeding your addiction because it feels so fucking good.
Be yourself, bro. Be a gooner.
It’s okay to let your Cock control you.
It’s okay to NEED to touch your Penis every chance you get.
And it’s okay to spend hours and hours feeding your addiction because it feels so fucking good.
Be yourself, bro. Be a gooner.
December 28, 2025 at 4:03 PM
It’s okay to be a masturbator, bro.
It’s okay to let your Cock control you.
It’s okay to NEED to touch your Penis every chance you get.
And it’s okay to spend hours and hours feeding your addiction because it feels so fucking good.
Be yourself, bro. Be a gooner.
It’s okay to let your Cock control you.
It’s okay to NEED to touch your Penis every chance you get.
And it’s okay to spend hours and hours feeding your addiction because it feels so fucking good.
Be yourself, bro. Be a gooner.
Praise to Him!
January 22, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Praise to Him!
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Sing the pleasure of Penis,
rising proud,
warm in hand.
It stiffens with thought,
leaps with touch.
Veins throb,
head shines.
Stroke by stroke, delight grows.
Penis is comfort, joy in release.
Bless the Cock between your legs; faithful, always near.
Forever we praise the pleasure of Penis!
rising proud,
warm in hand.
It stiffens with thought,
leaps with touch.
Veins throb,
head shines.
Stroke by stroke, delight grows.
Penis is comfort, joy in release.
Bless the Cock between your legs; faithful, always near.
Forever we praise the pleasure of Penis!
January 19, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Sing the pleasure of Penis,
rising proud,
warm in hand.
It stiffens with thought,
leaps with touch.
Veins throb,
head shines.
Stroke by stroke, delight grows.
Penis is comfort, joy in release.
Bless the Cock between your legs; faithful, always near.
Forever we praise the pleasure of Penis!
rising proud,
warm in hand.
It stiffens with thought,
leaps with touch.
Veins throb,
head shines.
Stroke by stroke, delight grows.
Penis is comfort, joy in release.
Bless the Cock between your legs; faithful, always near.
Forever we praise the pleasure of Penis!
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VENHA PARA A
IGREJA DO TESÃO
IGREJA DO TESÃO
January 18, 2026 at 8:24 PM
VENHA PARA A
IGREJA DO TESÃO
IGREJA DO TESÃO
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VENHA PARA A
IGREJA DO TESÃO
IGREJA DO TESÃO
January 18, 2026 at 8:26 PM
VENHA PARA A
IGREJA DO TESÃO
IGREJA DO TESÃO
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THE GREATEST COMMANDMENT IS THIS…SWALLOW!!!
January 18, 2026 at 2:23 PM
THE GREATEST COMMANDMENT IS THIS…SWALLOW!!!
Oh, blessed is he who partakes in such intimate devotion, for in this moment of humble submission, the soul ascends, united with the Creator’s boundless love and generative power. Amen, let us praise this profound act of piety, where body and spirit entwine in everlasting grace.
January 18, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Oh, blessed is he who partakes in such intimate devotion, for in this moment of humble submission, the soul ascends, united with the Creator’s boundless love and generative power. Amen, let us praise this profound act of piety, where body and spirit entwine in everlasting grace.
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In the divine embrace of faith and flesh, the cross gleams as a beacon of salvation, while the erect cock rises as a testament to life’s sacred vitality—together, a profound union of spirit and potency. Amen to this blessed harmony.
For HappyParson @hillbilly67.bsky.social
For HappyParson @hillbilly67.bsky.social
January 18, 2026 at 11:48 AM
In the divine embrace of faith and flesh, the cross gleams as a beacon of salvation, while the erect cock rises as a testament to life’s sacred vitality—together, a profound union of spirit and potency. Amen to this blessed harmony.
For HappyParson @hillbilly67.bsky.social
For HappyParson @hillbilly67.bsky.social
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Blow a priest. Holy water.
January 18, 2026 at 5:54 AM
Blow a priest. Holy water.
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Much appreciated, Beloved. 🤞😇
January 18, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Much appreciated, Beloved. 🤞😇
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Saturday is a good excuse to sin...
January 17, 2026 at 12:06 PM
Saturday is a good excuse to sin...
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It’s been months since my last confession so your balls will be full daddy, shoot that load in me Father, I want your holy cream 🔥💋❤️
January 17, 2026 at 12:28 PM
It’s been months since my last confession so your balls will be full daddy, shoot that load in me Father, I want your holy cream 🔥💋❤️
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VAMOS
CELEBRAR
O TESÃO
CELEBRAR
O TESÃO
January 17, 2026 at 8:54 AM
VAMOS
CELEBRAR
O TESÃO
CELEBRAR
O TESÃO
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O Eternal Cock, I worship you in your swollen, glistening head, offering my endless edging as tribute. Every drop of precum is sacrifice, every pause is devotion. Stay hard, don’t let me cum: my pleasure is yours forever. Hail the Divine Cock. 🖤🍆
January 17, 2026 at 8:08 AM
O Eternal Cock, I worship you in your swollen, glistening head, offering my endless edging as tribute. Every drop of precum is sacrifice, every pause is devotion. Stay hard, don’t let me cum: my pleasure is yours forever. Hail the Divine Cock. 🖤🍆
In the shadowed nave, the priest kneels in rapt devotion, lips parted to receive the sacred gift—thick, veined, glistening—as holy precum anoints his tongue like chrism from on high.
January 16, 2026 at 4:29 AM
In the shadowed nave, the priest kneels in rapt devotion, lips parted to receive the sacred gift—thick, veined, glistening—as holy precum anoints his tongue like chrism from on high.
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Enjoy Your Penis.
That’s my blessing unto you.
Enjoy your Penis.
That’s my blessing unto you.
Enjoy your Penis.
January 15, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Enjoy Your Penis.
That’s my blessing unto you.
Enjoy your Penis.
That’s my blessing unto you.
Enjoy your Penis.
Father Dick kneels in sacred awe, offering pure adoration to the throbbing altar of manhood—veins pulsing like holy scripture, the divine shaft demanding eternal reverence.
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For Happy Parson
Fr. Dick (OP) & Ordo Perversionis #6
Only view if you celebrate #gayblasphemy #sacrilege #holyfuck #jesusfuckingchrist #christcock #churchofcock #pervertedpriest #onanism #cockchurch #cumloadJesus #fuckjesus #gayAI
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For Happy Parson
Fr. Dick (OP) & Ordo Perversionis #6
Only view if you celebrate #gayblasphemy #sacrilege #holyfuck #jesusfuckingchrist #christcock #churchofcock #pervertedpriest #onanism #cockchurch #cumloadJesus #fuckjesus #gayAI
January 15, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Father Dick kneels in sacred awe, offering pure adoration to the throbbing altar of manhood—veins pulsing like holy scripture, the divine shaft demanding eternal reverence.
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For Happy Parson
Fr. Dick (OP) & Ordo Perversionis #7
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For Happy Parson
Fr. Dick (OP) & Ordo Perversionis #7
Only view if you celebrate #gayblasphemy #sacrilege #holyfuck #jesusfuckingchrist #christcock #churchofcock #pervertedpriest #onanism #cockchurch #cumloadJesus #fuckjesus #gayAI
January 15, 2026 at 5:36 PM
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For Happy Parson
Fr. Dick (OP) & Ordo Perversionis #7
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For Happy Parson
Fr. Dick (OP) & Ordo Perversionis #7
Only view if you celebrate #gayblasphemy #sacrilege #holyfuck #jesusfuckingchrist #christcock #churchofcock #pervertedpriest #onanism #cockchurch #cumloadJesus #fuckjesus #gayAI
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For Happy Parson
Fr. Dick (OP) & Ordo Perversionis #8
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For Happy Parson
Fr. Dick (OP) & Ordo Perversionis #8
Only view if you celebrate #gayblasphemy #sacrilege #holyfuck #jesusfuckingchrist #christcock #churchofcock #pervertedpriest #onanism #cockchurch #cumloadJesus #fuckjesus #gayAI
January 15, 2026 at 5:38 PM
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For Happy Parson
Fr. Dick (OP) & Ordo Perversionis #8
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For Happy Parson
Fr. Dick (OP) & Ordo Perversionis #8
Only view if you celebrate #gayblasphemy #sacrilege #holyfuck #jesusfuckingchrist #christcock #churchofcock #pervertedpriest #onanism #cockchurch #cumloadJesus #fuckjesus #gayAI
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For Happy Parson
Fr. Dick (OP) & Ordo Perversionis #9
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For Happy Parson
Fr. Dick (OP) & Ordo Perversionis #9
Only view if you celebrate #gayblasphemy #sacrilege #holyfuck #jesusfuckingchrist #christcock #churchofcock #pervertedpriest #onanism #cockchurch #cumloadJesus #fuckjesus #gayAI
January 15, 2026 at 5:40 PM
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Fr. Dick (OP) & Ordo Perversionis #9
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For Happy Parson
Fr. Dick (OP) & Ordo Perversionis #9
Only view if you celebrate #gayblasphemy #sacrilege #holyfuck #jesusfuckingchrist #christcock #churchofcock #pervertedpriest #onanism #cockchurch #cumloadJesus #fuckjesus #gayAI
Behold the sacred slit of God Cock, weeping pearl of divine nectar.
My tongue trembles in reverence before this holy font.
One glistening drop — salvation itself.
I open wide to receive Your grace.
Amen. 💦🙏
My tongue trembles in reverence before this holy font.
One glistening drop — salvation itself.
I open wide to receive Your grace.
Amen. 💦🙏
January 15, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Behold the sacred slit of God Cock, weeping pearl of divine nectar.
My tongue trembles in reverence before this holy font.
One glistening drop — salvation itself.
I open wide to receive Your grace.
Amen. 💦🙏
My tongue trembles in reverence before this holy font.
One glistening drop — salvation itself.
I open wide to receive Your grace.
Amen. 💦🙏
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