WhateverHoratio
@hillarymoralez.bsky.social
30-something local political wonk, tech worker, and semi-professional liquor enthusiast. Diogenes stan.
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respect truth in advertising
January 26, 2025 at 2:11 AM
respect truth in advertising
Some days start with rolling panic attacks and end with rubbing cortisol cream over your stress induced hives, but what matters is looking great and quaffing champagne in the in-between hours. <3
February 9, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Some days start with rolling panic attacks and end with rubbing cortisol cream over your stress induced hives, but what matters is looking great and quaffing champagne in the in-between hours. <3
My purse may be Moschino. My shoes may be Prada.
But my last real relationship ended when I found out they were cheating when I caught them behind the livestock barns at the county fair.
Yee-haw
But my last real relationship ended when I found out they were cheating when I caught them behind the livestock barns at the county fair.
Yee-haw
January 10, 2025 at 4:49 AM
My purse may be Moschino. My shoes may be Prada.
But my last real relationship ended when I found out they were cheating when I caught them behind the livestock barns at the county fair.
Yee-haw
But my last real relationship ended when I found out they were cheating when I caught them behind the livestock barns at the county fair.
Yee-haw
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As the oligarchy begins to take shape, this meme seems more prescient than ever. They have convinced you that immigrants are your enemy while they pick your pockets at the same time, you’ve been duped. It’s the billionaires who are ruining this country,not migrants. Always has been. #RiseAndResist
December 15, 2024 at 5:51 PM
As the oligarchy begins to take shape, this meme seems more prescient than ever. They have convinced you that immigrants are your enemy while they pick your pockets at the same time, you’ve been duped. It’s the billionaires who are ruining this country,not migrants. Always has been. #RiseAndResist
The worst part about hearing how an abuser can be kind and helpful to so many others is realizing that they had that capacity within them. They chose to be cruel and violent to you.
Healing is knowing that they are still an abuser and your truth is valid regardless of the face they show others.
Healing is knowing that they are still an abuser and your truth is valid regardless of the face they show others.
December 15, 2024 at 6:39 PM
The worst part about hearing how an abuser can be kind and helpful to so many others is realizing that they had that capacity within them. They chose to be cruel and violent to you.
Healing is knowing that they are still an abuser and your truth is valid regardless of the face they show others.
Healing is knowing that they are still an abuser and your truth is valid regardless of the face they show others.
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Democratic leaders in America: THIS is how you should communicate. Take notes.
December 10, 2024 at 11:21 PM
Democratic leaders in America: THIS is how you should communicate. Take notes.
All the more reason to never eat at McDonalds again. Apparently, they employ dirty rats.
December 9, 2024 at 10:24 PM
All the more reason to never eat at McDonalds again. Apparently, they employ dirty rats.
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I dunno, it fits the idea that even the most average frat bro dude is one piece of bad luck from being Destroyed By Our System to the point of radicalization
grappling with the implications of The Claims Adjuster turning out to be a hot Italian tech bro gym rat who went to Penn, seems to have had a pretty gnarly back injury, retweets anti-woke nonsense, and has read not one but two books by Steve-O
December 9, 2024 at 7:12 PM
I dunno, it fits the idea that even the most average frat bro dude is one piece of bad luck from being Destroyed By Our System to the point of radicalization
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THIS is my Sentiment
December 9, 2024 at 2:05 PM
THIS is my Sentiment
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Who among us has *not* behaved "suspiciously" at a McDonald's?
December 9, 2024 at 6:08 PM
Who among us has *not* behaved "suspiciously" at a McDonald's?
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my favorite low-stakes conspiracy theory slash RPF headcanon is the idea that Billy Joel is unable to tell when things are gay
like an obviously gay man told him “lol guess I never had time for a wife!” and Billy nodded somberly like “got it” and just wrote it down verbatim
like an obviously gay man told him “lol guess I never had time for a wife!” and Billy nodded somberly like “got it” and just wrote it down verbatim
the tumblr post hypothesizing that Billy is the only one who doesn’t know this is a gay bar lives in my head rent-free
just a guileless Long Island himbo looking around going “wow all these men’s lives are so mysterious, what makes them tick” and they’re all like “… man, what are YOU doing here”
just a guileless Long Island himbo looking around going “wow all these men’s lives are so mysterious, what makes them tick” and they’re all like “… man, what are YOU doing here”
December 9, 2024 at 7:22 PM
my favorite low-stakes conspiracy theory slash RPF headcanon is the idea that Billy Joel is unable to tell when things are gay
like an obviously gay man told him “lol guess I never had time for a wife!” and Billy nodded somberly like “got it” and just wrote it down verbatim
like an obviously gay man told him “lol guess I never had time for a wife!” and Billy nodded somberly like “got it” and just wrote it down verbatim
Probably the worst part of a new social media is having to monitor if my abusive POS ex has migrated over her yet.
November 27, 2024 at 10:52 PM
Probably the worst part of a new social media is having to monitor if my abusive POS ex has migrated over her yet.
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