Hillary M
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Hillary M
@hillarym.bsky.social
Sorta-chemist and spreadsheet bitch in the streets, stays up too late reading in the sheets. I lost on Jeopardy! She/her
My parents had an environmental testing lab and used to test the sludge that came from the Big Red plant in town. It scared the crap out of me as a kid and I’ve still never tried it and never will.
December 14, 2025 at 4:14 AM
We all had the sore throat dry cough crud a few weeks ago and now I think my kid has the flu a because she has all the symptoms people are talking about. Hoping my flu shot saves me; she didn’t get hers yet because she didn’t want a sore arm during her swim season and has been sick since it ended.
December 11, 2025 at 3:56 AM
It’s pretty good!
December 5, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Some Like It Hot Fuzz
December 3, 2025 at 10:56 AM
My main issue right now is that I made the jambalaya in the same Dutch oven I usually make the stuffing in! I brought some into work for a friend today, and tonight I’ll pack down whatever is left so I can reuse the pot and make room in the fridge.
November 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
My teen and I call them spooders.
November 24, 2025 at 11:35 AM
My favorite remains Hard Candy Christmas. Love Dolly, love the song, always happy to hear it, but I crack up every time because it’s from Best Little Whorehouse in Texas and sung by the whores!
November 22, 2025 at 12:06 PM
We upgraded at work and even basic stuff like renaming files in windows explorer and moving them to new folders doesn’t work half the time.

And I HATE that you can’t preview files that were downloaded. It makes my job so much harder for no good reason.
November 22, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I see one almost daily near my job, and I flip it off with both hands every time.
November 17, 2025 at 3:35 AM
We have one of those; I joke about needing a J___ to English dictionary. I think my all-time favorite is when he meant to write “Here is the real spec” and it came out “Here I the real ape.”
November 13, 2025 at 11:08 AM
I also love the delay function on mine. I nearly always set it to run at like 1 am so it’s not using electricity at peak hours or pulling hot water when we’re trying to shower. Plus I don’t have to listen to it!
November 12, 2025 at 9:37 AM
It’s too cloudy here 😭
November 12, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Exactly what happened to me!
November 4, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I’ve been getting them for a couple days! I managed to block one of the pages, but it’s hard to do from sponsored ads.
November 4, 2025 at 4:17 PM
During the first Trump admin I was filming my kid at the playground and caught a conversation in the background of kids worried that their parents would be deported. I dearly hope that hasn’t happened but I wouldn’t be surprised.
October 29, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Ooh, I loved her books about rogue waves and dolphins! Will have to look her up next time I’m stuck waiting on a ton of library holds to come in.
October 28, 2025 at 11:05 PM